Bros, I'm starting to get nervous about Nintendo's E3 Direct

Bros, I'm starting to get nervous about Nintendo's E3 Direct

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This. I don't know if they will show anything new

Just expect it to be terrible so that if it actually is decent you'll be impressed

>25 minutes

They kinda blew their load at the start of the year.
They'll probably just reiterate more stuff about Arms and Spla2n before their release and have playable demos of Odyssey while showing trailers for games they already announced.

Last year they only had zelda.

This year will get mario and etc should be good

When was the last time nintendo had a good e3?

2014

and before that, 2010

It's your fault for having expectations

what kind of lizard is that?

>Last year they only had zelda

Which led to a victory.

For some reason it never occurred to me that Snakes drunk water like that

>Which led to a victory.
inb4 "social media mentions"

do it, you know you want to

literally 25 minutes long
it's going to be ass

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>Nintendo
>25 minutes

>Microsoft
>90+ minutes

What the fuck... Nintenbros, 25 minutes isn't enough time... what the fuck are we going to do, guys?

>There will still be no new metroid game

It hurts

I'm going to be pissed off if they show arms for more than 1 minute this shit is already out

user chill, it's just a news event. Don't expect anything.
>youtube.com/watch?v=VSJuHDBueT0

At least say sony no one cares about the shit box

>knowing what you're talking about
>you

go on

>Retro is working on a Pirate game

WHy does Nintendo keep making games no one asked for?

>Retro is working on a Pirate game
Explain?

Wait until later this week when we actually know something because we aren't mentally deficient?

DKC: Return of the Kremling Pirates
Obviously.

>nintenbros
>not mentally deficient

Why? Because we're going to win like every single year and have to deal with crying and jealous sonybros?

>getting your hopes up for anything

EA's was 90 minutes and it was 90% filler

Watch the treehouse segments like we usually do?

oh boy that would be great

>ninten"bros"
You'd think you'd have found an alternative, not-filtered insult by now

I'm legitimately typing nintenbros

STOP. You know why microsoft last 90+ minute? BECAUSE OF USELESS BANTER.

What interest people in E3? It's game. Trying out new game. That's why sony is one of the best: Last year they just showed game over and over again, no useless banter cringy joke cringy presentators nothing, just GAME! the same thing applie to nintendo, they don't lose time talking they present their games that's why their direct are great!

Bud, there are mindless screeching fanboys on every side of that silly war of yours. This idort thinks we should wait until we actually see things before we judge them. For all I know, Sony will blow us away. Or Microsoft! Only time will tell. :)

Quality over quantity. Nintendo doesn't waste time with cringe filler like the other guys.

this. Ubisoft, MS, Square all waste time on stupid shit. Sony realized people want games after the Wonderbook fiasco.

Mein Nigger

We already got a Metroid Prime game last year, its time for DK, its been like 3 years.

10min of it better be all about odyssey or i'll flip

>Metroid Prime

Fuck off, you call a coop shooter a Metroid game? DK's had enough and Nintendo did jack shit for Samus's 25th.

Nintendo announced Bayonetta 2 in literally under a minute during a NT.

EA announced literally nothing on over an hour.

I'm not bothered.

What is Treehouse? The Direct is literally only announcements and trailers. Treehouse has hours of gameplay and further off announcements.

>You call a coop shooter a Metroid game?
It has Metroid Prime in the title.
Therefore its a Metroid game.

Shhh, no tears, only Banana slammers now.

I love that it's called the "Treehouse", it's really the perfect name for a Nintendo thing. Everyone else is at E3 and Nintendo is hiding away in their treehouse like a child.

This is the shittiest bait I've ever read

How am i wrong? The only way they could improve the name is calling it the "Bouncy Castle" or "McDonalds Play Place"

Do you really need someone to point out what's wrong with your bait? Because it's not hooking.

Most Nintendo Directs are 20-30 minutes, and they get out a lot of info in those.

>Muh thirty minutes

This will never stop making you look like a retard.

They'll show Rabbids, Kirby and whatever Retro is doing at the very least, so rest assured.

And the first 8 minutes of this is 3DS shit, whereas the spotlight is all Switch games.

>2015
>50+ minutes
>horseshit of a presentation
Time means nothing

>3DS shit
Most of it, sure, but Ever Oasis looks great, though.

Dont know if this means anything, but the nintendo guy from ign said on a tweet that there will be a lot to talk after the presentation.

It does. The spotlight is just for rapid fire announcements and short and concise trailers. If you want to know more, you watch their treehouse.

So why did they stop doing the live conferences like everyone else and instead do some prerecorded video? Did they never recover from the spaghetti of 2008?

>Did they never recover from the spaghetti of 2008?
They did live conferences up until 2013

Because people only watch the conference to make fun of them and to talk shit about the companies. They're just a huge waste of time.

because they know their shit is unimpressive

Yeah, that's why they won last year by showing a single game.

0:14 - Intro
0:41 - Hey! Pikmin
1:33 - Ever Oasis
2:31 - Monster Hunter Stories
3:12 - YO-KAI WATCH 2: Psychic Specters
4:00 - Culdcept Revolt
4:23 - RPG Maker Fes
5:03 - Miitopia
6:06 - Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
6:46 - Team Kirby Clash Deluxe
7:23 - Kirby's Blowout Blast
8:06 - BYE-BYE BOXBOY!
9:18 - The Legend of Zelda amiibo
9:27 - Super Smash Bros. amiibo
9:44 - ARMS
17:07 - New Joy-Con Color & Battery Pack
17:30 - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
18:38 - Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers!
19:39 - Minecraft: Nintendo Switch Edition
20:40 - NEOGEO Arcade Archives
20:56 - Sonic Forces
21:39 - Sonic Mania
21:58 - Project Mekuru
22:37 - Fate/Extella
23:05 - Disgaea 5 Complete
23:38 - Puyo Puyo Tetris
24:45 - Monopoly
25:16 - Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition
25:53 - Sine Mora EX
26:21 - Battle Chasers: Nightwar
26:44 - Payday 2
27:16 - NAMCO MUSEUM
27:56 - Standalone Nintendo Switch Dock Info
28:18 - Splatoon US Inkling Open
28:50 - Splatoon 2
35:36 - Sign Off

E3 so far has been a disaster. They could show Mario shitting into a bucket while screaming new games and it would be better than what we've seen so far.

We can hope that it's like the April Direct and they don't waste any time doing stupid shit. If it's styled like that direct then they can cover A LOT in 25 minutes rest assured.

We haven't seen nothing yet, though.

They better announce a new Kirby that's actually good (i.e. the fighting game)

They won't show gameplay. The gameplay will be shown on treehouse.

So it's just announcements.

Any conference with the gameplay cut out would be 25-30 minutes

Why would they spend all that time when treehouse will probably play it for longer after that?

Why are Nintenlards so insecure? Sony isn't going to take away your Fisher Price tablet or your kiddie games.

>Nintendo doesn't waste time with cringe filler like the other guys.

We all know why they did that, though

>30 minutes long
if you blink you'll miss it, and you know they will have filler skits in it like always