You have acquired the Monkey's Paw! Dare you use its forbidden power to wish for that game you want to be confirmed at...

You have acquired the Monkey's Paw! Dare you use its forbidden power to wish for that game you want to be confirmed at E3?

The Winds Of Winter

inb4 ape escape fag

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wonderful 102

i want a pokemon game for the Switch

I want a new 3D Rayman, there is literally nothing the Monkey Paw could do to fuck this up.

Instead of making wishes, what were the worst monkey's paws that happened?

Spyro remaster, please.

George R.R. Martin dies of a heart attack and we're left with HBO's version of the Winds of Winter.

STALKER 2

It turns out to be another Rabbids game with Rayman only making a cameo.

It turns out to be a Platinum Games rush job with Kamiya not returning as director.

>"I wish that new Sonic game came out this year instead of in 2007!"

Hey you, Pikachu! 2

Star Fox by Platinum Games.

It's published by EA and made by dice, enjoy.

I want punch out for the switch scew those tumblr anima arms

new animal crossing on the switch, what could go wrong paw

Oh monkey paw, grant me my wish!

BRING BACK THE GREAT GAMES FROM THE 90's!

>It also brings back Bubsy

GODDAMIT!

Star Wars Battlefront was a mistake.

I want Monkey Paw: The Video Game

>implying Arms isn't the Monkey's Paw wish for a new Punch Out

Someone asked for Fire Emblem to be popular.
It because popular because of waifus and now that is all the studio makes. Advance Wars died because of that wish.

This could have been avoided.

I've been out of touch, are there any Punch Out references in Arms?

$60 season pass and crossover with Ubisoft that shoehorns Rabbids in Animal Crossing.

>Wanted a sequel to Human Revolution
>Got it, but it's full of loose ends and it's the last game in the series
Fuck

New Zoo Tycoon.

Command and Conquer 3&4

>I want a new Thief
>I want a new Legacy of Kain
>I want a new Dungeon Keeper
>I want a new Evil Genius
>I want a new HoM&M

Stop it monkey paw, that's enough.

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The in-game paw is based on an ape's paw instead of a monkey's.

I want Monster Hunter on pc

Valve releases "TF2: Legacy", a pay-to-play version of tf2 where you select from which update you want to play (Engineer update, pyro update, heavy update, Uber update, etc) and run a copy of that version of the game, with the exact specifications of that version (cosmetics, weapons, mechanics, maps, etc)

I wish for an instant painful death

damn the latter would actually completely ruin the game, you did it again paw

Okay Monkey Paw, grant me this. I want Hotline Miami 3.

The afterlife is slow and painless.

Each major update is $19.99 a piece.

Not even mad.

>something something a new metroid game for 3DS
>Star fox game by platinum
>All those "x franchise" game by platinum

Somebody already used the Paw for that.

Botw.

A new Metroid game. There's no way to fuck up more than Other M and the Federation Force did.

Buggy, unoptimized, and unplayable port.

Kek so true
>Here's your new battlefront but it's basically a linear fps with all the mechanics that made battlefront unique ripped out

You go to Hell for committing suicide.

Federation Force 2

>want open world Zelda
>it's the best Zelda in 20 years
?

I want Half Life 3.

spin-off starring adam who has to rescue samus after ridley kidnapped her

no

Oh monkey paw, grant me this! I wish for the new Mafia game!

A new non-spin off Metroid game -> Other M
I wish DNF would release -> Okay
A new Sonic game would be cool -> Sonic 06
More Mass Effect please -> ME:Andromeda

>I wish Nintendo switches things up after the Gamecube, things didn't quite right for it especially with third parties but I'm sure they'll get it right with the Revolution.
Fuck you paw, just fuck you

it releases as a barebones glitch riddled $60 open alpha that never goes into beta

Gaben dies of a heart attack. Gearbox takes over development and it's a complete piece of shit that's filled to the brim with shoehorned and worn out memes.

Just be really specific while leaving out a variable that does not matter.

I wish to recieve a wish-granting device that will grant my wishes without negative consequences, in a way that itself will not have negative consequences

Someone used the Paw for that last year.

Mafia 4 developed by the same team that did Mafia 3.

New Brothers in Arms game.

That continues the story of Baker.

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I want Monster Hunter 5 to release as a Switch exclusive at a standard retail price and to be everything a true fan of MH like me would want it to be

Good luck, monkey.

You have to make wishes in ancient Hebrew.

The monkey's paw may have different views on what is considered negative.

Your tomfoolery can't hurt me, I already have No More Heroes 3 coming

Granted. Nintenotoddlers don't buy it, and it flops.

Killing the franchise and Capcom's interest in making games for it.

I wish for everyone in this thread to have a long and happy life.

It's rated E.

PSO3

Baldur's Gate 3

Doesn't matter, I'll still have it and can play it for as long as I want.

It's over monkey, you are finished.

MHO already happened user

Jokes on you, this just makes him the more likely to show up in the next smash!

Nintendo reduces Switch production by 90%, and your Switch blows up as soon as you get the game.

$60 season pass that includes minimal content, and it sells like shit since it's a Switch exclusive like predicts.

The next Smash is Brawl HD. Without the Subspace Emissary.

Oh God, please don't tell me that someone used the Paw for NMH3...

You say that now, but how long before you break? Before you cave? Before you beg Capcom to create another game. Before you start living like a Megamanfag getting collections of previous games and skins on Miis for other games?

Granted.
Roster comes loaded with only 5 monsters, the rest are Amiibo nonsense that can only be used once .

Streets of Rage game.

A pokemon snap for the switch that is arg.

On top of all else: No multiplayer, but it's a port of a game balanced around multiplayer.

You get film for 10 pictures/day, additional film can be bought for $5/10 pictures.

For Darkstalkers, I'd make a deal with the devil, fuck a monkey's paw

Your copy is corrupted and you can't replace it since it's out of print and Nintendo won't release it digitally. You resort to buying a copy from a scalper for your life savings, and it turns out to be a broken copy smashed by a hammer. Enjoy.

Fucking micro transactions

Dragons Dogma 2

The wish device only works on people that hate you and wouldn't want anything positive for you-

I want Ashley or Jibanyan (Yo-kai Watch cat) playable in Smash Switch.

Or Diddy Kong or Ashley DLC for Kart 8 Deluxe.

How thematically fitting

You forgot to say official, and it is released as a fangame's alpha, and instantly cancelled.

2 of those already exist. And you've got Dauntless on the horizon.

They are all limited run Amiibos.

Timesplitters 2/FP HD port for current gen.

The devil doesn't even fuck up wishes. They grant them exactly as you want them so the contract to keep your soul isn't breached.

>Half Life 3
monkey paw isn't that powerful

PS Vita port it is.