That awkward moment when you turn on the mic in Dota 2 and everyone changes their attitude towards you for being a girl

>that awkward moment when you turn on the mic in Dota 2 and everyone changes their attitude towards you for being a girl
I'm not joking, I went from being a carry (Ursa) to being carried the entire game.

prove you're a girl

Thanks for the blog post you stupid faggot.

Sage.

gay girls are fucking ugly tho

vocaroo yourself then and post

Post benis xD

>Dota 2
kys fish

tits or gtfo

NEW HAMPSHIRE

Don't shitpost with Aoko.

What are you doing

post your breasts

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I'd be willing to bet you look nothing like the pic you posted.

say you;re a middleschool boy, the voice usually fits.

Blue a shit.

This, OP you better post a fucking pic of your tits

Doesn't work if you are a Russian, they instead blame you for being shit.

You're shit, Toko.

thats some really pathetic shitpost, event for a attention whore like you, OP
sage

SUGOI SUGOI

>to being carried the entire game

I'm not familiar with how DOTA works, but if thats the case, doesnt that mean your team is actually doing something then, rather than you doing all the work?

Just use a voice changer and move the pitch to the lowest, some programs even have different presets for male voices, I've been using that for years when I play with random people.

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>announcing a sage
newfag please go

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>in a hobby where the majority of male members are social outcasts and their only interaction with women is either being beta nice guy orbiters or being rejected
>surprised when they discover a girl in the hobby and start treating her differently
wow it's almost like your in a hobby where most of the males don't know how to interact with women what a fucking surprise that they treat you differently when they find out your a girl.

I've had my wife come up in voice for me on OW so people will throw a game when I just need a little xp to finish my level.

Time for the daily weeb sissy faggot thread.

is this how women think dota works?

Were they steal all your farm before they found out you were a girl? How did they carry you?

Cool story, onee-chan. Thanks for the blog.

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Tits or GTFO, you know the rules. Or if you don't you shouldn't be here anyway.

Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I'm talking to you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian, nice to meet you! xD
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. =D

Innovating.

Except the other team cant hear you, you lonely faggot.

Just dont be a lying lonely faggot.

>this fucking guy
Don't mind that user. You're gonna get lots of try-hard responses like that. Anyway, you look nice enough. Get a tripcode, so I can recognize you. We shall get our discussion on then.

Cats>dogs btw lol

Listen little baby, you're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that aint what I'm about.

You're perfect the way you are. You hear me, sugar? Perfect. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>MFW thinking about you hurting

What the fuck is with women's obsession to announce themselves as a girl

In my 5~ years of Sup Forums shitposting I have never once felt the need to say "hey i'm a guy :)" but any time a woman posts its ALWAYS something to the effect of "I'm a girl btw"

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OMG you're a girl? I'm a boy!!!! Maybe you know, one of these days yull be in my neighborhood. It's most gilrs here so youll feel comfortable.

I'm not afraid of buying tampons and make up, but just dont ask me toi help wax your legs! lolol Anyway, i'm REALLY lonely, not that im desperate. I like putting together puzzles, and taking walks and talking on the phone, all the usual stuff. But, i like dogs to.

Anyway, don't worry, because even though your a girl, im a femenist, and i respect your right to be strong and independent. I wont expect you to live on my dime. YOu have to get your own job to buy shoes and clothes and stuff, and make up. Anyway its really cool that a girl comes on this board, because its mostly guys you know? Thanks for coming here and i hope everyone makes you feel comfortable. Rembember, girls can do anything a guy can!

What's with retards like you thinking that OP is not just some fat NEET loser jacking it to anime everyday.

It's natural, females want to be loved while males mostly only want sex.

OP here. What the hell is wrong with you boys? I just wanted to talk about Dota 2

If you like slow walks on the beach, holding hands, playing poker, hamburgar helper, and good listening---?--give sommeone ele a try.I am well-endowed super-hot funny mo-fo with ripped abs, and lets just say "good-bye" to your lonely vagina... go ahead say it, "bye-bye lonely vagina, hello super woman vagina" lets set this discoball in motion! Can't you feel it already? No more aggrevating nights with pocket-rockets, adjustable showerheads, and San Francisco jackasses, you poor poor girl... I feel like I just have not found the right person yet... let me first appologize for those circumstances and let me be your cosmic orgasmic chauffeur to the stars... go ahead and ponder while you stretch, smile, wonder, blush, its all there for you sista and then some. Sound interesting, you bet! Im like a walking vacation... If you are looking for more than a one night stand and less than forever....

because everyone assumes everyone in the internet is a guy.

We still haven't reached the point where we accepted that girls use it too,friend. And I mean using it to post on shitty imageboards.

It's a way of thinking leftover from the good ole days before 2010

Fucking love those

>implying you're OP
Also, even if you are, and you somehow are an actual girl (female), you announced your gender. We're all anonymous on the internet, the relevance of what you have between your legs is virtually nil, so there's no reason to mention it here.

Aw but I need love too :(

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

I know you're ironic but sometime I'm impressed of how much power girls have.
I mean, just by being a girl. I kinda understand trannies.
But in the end, we, men, always win, especially if we're successful.

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>I'm a girl so I must be seeking attention 24/7
Is this what you're trying to say?

Don't come attention whore on this site. There's nothing here but pedophiles and other types of degenerates.
And honestly, judging from your picture you don't need attention, you're going to get it anyway.
I'm not chastising you or anything, but it's gonna sound like it- I'm saying all that for your own good.I can't stand watching a girl with a broken confidence do something as desperate as this.
Not to make it sound like you've stooped to a low or anything, it's normal for teenagers, but people are gonna take advantage of that.
inb4 sekret club house

What's your MMR?

Sup Forums is pure garbage normalshit
OP has to lie just to get the shitty thread going with shitt-

Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can
only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.


For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

trannys aren't girls unless they were born that way.

Why are gamers so fucking beta virgins I hate it

>Playing CSGO
>team member has a cropped hentai avatar
>mic chat and says it's a girl
>sounds like a boy

Every fucking time. Mentally ill degenerates

>be woman
>need to have the men carry your useless ass
sounds about right

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN.
MY CLIENT
BROCK LESNAR
CONQURED THE STREAK

MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQURED THE STREAK
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>browntown

>That awkward moment when you find out that everyone on your team is spooks
wat do Sup Forums?

Screw those misogynists. Just know there are nice guys out there who are willing to lend an ear.

What did he mean by this? Apologize to him Sup Forums. Who was in the wrong here? Defend this. What's his name again? What the fuck was his problem? Refute this. Would you? Is he "our" guy? Now that the dust settled, can we all agree that it was shit? Redpill me on this guy. What was his endgame? Was it kino? Name ONE game that does this. What went wrong? Will this save the gaming industry? Really makes you think.

>your tribe gets torn apart between competing factions once a girl joins the squad

You forgot LOL.

>BRAPTON

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ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES WHO SHOULD GET RAPED BECAUSE I HAVE NO GF

You announced that you're a girl here, there's a big difference. There's no reason to mention that unless you were looking to draw attention to yourself and your thread.

>because everyone assumes everyone in the internet is a guy.
no but women don't browse places like this and those who do are the same as girls who are interested in fixing cars themselves

Roll for your waifu fags

Spotted the actual roastie whore.

what are some video games

Surely, one of these days a post like this will work.

rolling rollity roll

LET IT RIP

someone on their period?

GON GET HER ANUS DESTROYED

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You know, regardless of the truth of your identity, the turn of this thread and any other thread on this board is hillarious once a girl gets involved. The board that mocks and ridicules horny guys that swarm girls in online games, do the exact same thing whenever a girl is in a thread here.

I hate nigger

Desu I wouldn't mind having any of these girls. I really want to fuck that snail right now though

>chart hasn't been calibrated for nodubs board

0/10

>Holo being a dub, on Sup Forums
God damnitt, guess I'm going for 16 or 19.

I legit don't know who any of these anime girls are. Going to roll anyway.

The
>pls be in London
type posts are purely ironic. In fact, the vast majority of this thread is either shitposting or ridicule, so I don't know where you're getting the idea that we're chasing after a supposed female.

Rolling for Ruri!

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It's okay user, you can join us too...

Fuck me, I got worst girl. RIP.

As a tranny with a decent voice I get the same thing.

It's the best dumb feeling when you some faggot who's been whining that you're shit even though you're beating him just goes full white knight

This was an acceptable outcome.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON MY RETURN FLIGHT HOME FROM MADRID ON HOLIDAY, I WAS AGHAST TO LEARN THAT THE AIRLINE PATRON SEATED IN FRONT OF ME HAD BECOME OVERLY INDULGENT IN THE COMPLIMENTARY SPIRITS OFFERED BY THE FLIGHT CREW. HIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS THE OTHER PASSENGERS WARRANTED A SWIFT AND RATHER UNSOLICITED EXERSIZE SESSION OF HIS VULNERABLE ANAL CAVITY. STANDING TO SPEAK HARSHLY TO THE MAN, MY WONDERFULLY WICKED WOMAN WOOING WONDER WIENER FELL TO THE FLOOR OF THE AIRCRAFT WITH A TERRIFFIC THUD FROM THE BERMUDA SHORTS THAT HAD SOMEHOW CONTAINED IT PREVIOUSLY. HIS SCREAMING PLEAS FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS ECHOED IN THE OTHERWISE SILENT CABIN, AND I SUSPECT THEY WILL RING FOREVER IN THE EARS OF THOSE WHO BORE WITNESS TO THE DRAMA AND FERVOR WITH WHICH MY GREATLY-GIRTHED GATLING GONADS PIERCED BOTH HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAY AND THE SANCTITY OF HIS VERY SOUL IN UNISON. UPON SATISFACTION OF MY LESSON HAVING BEEN TAUGHT, I RELEASED ONTO MY ADMIRING ONLOOKERS A TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI THAT MADE UNWILLING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON BOARD FLIGHT 606 TO NEW YORK CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.

Kill yourself degenerate trash.