thoughts?
Xbox 1 X
It's tiny. I love it.
fuckin XBONX
Looks like a fucking tumor.
specs
They should fire the marketing department
Why does it even exist?
Where are the games? And I don't mean the vaporware.
PS2
price
XxXboxOneXxX
How can it be the Xbox one X if xbox has 2 x?
XBONX!
65mm chip with 22 nanobuster memorydrive liquid cool vapor chamber
It's just the box.
But now there's 3.
Xbox One X the third
>smallest xbox ever
so is it gonna be smaller than the slim 360s?
Will overheat and throttle like a motherfucker I guarantee it.
It doesn't look different enough from the S and it doesn't have a different enough name for consumers to know what the fuck it is.
People will seriously just assume xbone, xbone s and xbone x is just like 360, 360 s and 360 e.
it looks like a ps2.
NO GAMES
X Box One X
X B O X
woah...
>Smallest Xbox
Yes let's cram these "High Powered" components into a tiny box. I can see the red rings already
FUCKING TRUCK DRIVING IN FORZA
OMG YEAH BOYS
And it's gonna sink like the Wii U
>clc
wew
>buzzword the show
Xbox X?
More like XBOX KEKS!
PRE-ORDERING GIVES YOU A CAR
XXX
If it's small it's gonna be 399
Expect external power plug.
>Console that has more cars than games
I got excited when he said full backwards compatibility.
But then he just said X1 games. He didn't say full 360 original xbox backwards compatible.
Whyyyy!!!!!
Xx_BoxOne_xX
Now if they could just create a fucking good controller for it that worked properly,
Don't know what i think about the xbox x.
Car looks pretty cool though.
Yeah, same mistake at naming it.
Wew its fucking nothing
Holy shit
None of these autards give a shit about your new car Porsche
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I THOUGHT I NEVER HAD TO UPGRADE MY CONSOLES
GIRL RACE DRIVER xDDDD
Im a sonyyger have owned ps 1 2 3 4 psp vita...had a 360 but thought og xobox was garbage with awful contollers
Xbox x looks pretty fucking cool and im glad ms is still competing...but they have so much catching up to do. They dont have the studios that sony does and need to find a way to.catch up with ps vr.
>Xbox 1 X
>has 2 Xs
Is Xbox retarded?
Are you ready for Xbox One X 360?
Fuck, that was such a dumb joke but it got me.
>Xbox 1 X
>X Box One X
>X B O X
I like the name, when condensed, XBOX.
>steals sonys model
>uses same graphics card
>stupid, confusing name
This will fail. So gosh darn hard.
It looks good.
So wait it can't run xbox360 games then?
Only XboxOne?
KEK
>gosh darn
Haha what the frick user?
Actually, it'd be XoX.
So is this just a more powerfull xbone?
Like the New 3ds of xbones?
It's the XXXBONE.
>hurr its gonna overheat being so small
Its fucking liquid cooled retards. It doesnt need good airflow. Holy shit.
>could have been Xbox Three X
>or literally anything else for that matter
Bravo Microsoft
> It's liquid cooled!!!
No, it is not. It has a vapour chamber, which is basically just a flat heatpipe, not some fancy liquid cooling system.
>tfw I don't find the name that amusing
>people are repeating it everywhere like it's the funniest thing
Fuck, what's so funny about it?
Xxxboneone
It's the most terrible console name in history. I didn't think the Xbone could be topped, but they did it.
I think they're just lampooning how dumb it sounds.
...
>Wii
>Wii u
X
Box
One
X
Xbox going across and down. Xbox squared. The Xbox 2.
>Xbox One X
>not a new console
>just the same shit like PS4 PRO
>backwards compatible with.......Xbox one games
>Forza, GoW, Halo
WHOA
Yawn.
Is this name going to cause a wii u situation where people dont know if its a new system or just another version of the same thing.
They are hyping things up like its a new system but it looks like its not going to have any games that I cant just play on a regular xbone
The Wii and Wii U were terrible names, but Xbone? It doesn't even abbreviate properly, the term everyone uses for it is a joke.
The Xbone S, I could understand. But X? That's literally the worst possible letter they could have picked. Xbone Z would have been less confusing.
Xbox XBOX
Yeah, it's anout as stupid as Wii to Wii U. The only systems that don't have dumb names are PlayStation consoles.
Great hardware
Shitty games
x_XBOX_x is the PS3 of this generation.
>yfw XBONX gets released and people confusingly buy the Xbox One thinking it's the One X
It's like the Wii U all over again.
Wii U, while terrible as a name, at least rolls off the tongue. Xbox One X? Come the fuck on.
*cringes* the Console
It's boring.
With that name, it'll have the same problem as Wii U- casuals will not know its a new console. They're done.
I liked the name scorpio better. Why not push it as next gen instead of a upgrade to current gen?
Is xbox d getting eclusive games not available on the one or is it the same as ps4 pro even with the massive boost in power?
Xbox one s and xbox one x sound almost exactly the same when said in conversation
I love how they're trying to fool everyone into thinking there are more actual exclusives with the wording "Launch Exclusive"
Xbox Onyx
But it's not that bad for a console. The best joke is xX_boxOne_Xx but the name itself isn't that bad.
Is everyone 2 around here or something
Microshills going full damage control ITT
dynamic puddle box x
>So gosh darn hard
Well golly gee user, how'da figure dat?
You're a fucking idiot.
>the name itself isn't that bad
>this is what nin_toddlers said when the wiiu was announced
hehehehHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
Is the voice that says """Exclusive""" the halo voice?
XBOX ONE (USB)
New Xbox One S X lite
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Why do I come here
I will get one eventually after I get a 4K tv.
Looks awful. How will Microsoft ever recover?
Let's fucking call it the XBONX
No games worth the 500 dollars, it's actually kinda sad. The thing is a beast.
why do they even make consoles anymore
it's a waste of time
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