Comfy e3 thread

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>inb4 spamming nigger cucks

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It's all been shite so far.

Metro looked terribly scripted, that's not real gameplay.

Oh thank god. Hope this doesn't get pruned.

PUBG

of course

What even is this game? It just looks like Battlefield but without government military's.

Isn'tthis game on steam?

Mods need to calm down

>it's shitty indie games time
nooo

this

WTF is Mixer and Battlegrounds? Are these things that I'm supposed to know about?

federation force 2

What the fuck are they even showing right now

excloosiv shit indie game

What the heck is this?
>no one claps

Mixer is microsoft trying to be twitch

PUBG is the meme twitch game of the month

>zombies

aaaaand it's gone

wow it's a zombie game
amazing

>it's another zombie shooter game

>xbox gets exclusive minecraft and zombie stuff indie games
just threw my pc outta da window

>it's yet ANOTHER zombie game
When will this shit end

>DIVERSE LINE-UP
SHOOTERS AND FORZA
>DIVERSE LINE-UP
SHOOTERS AND FORZA
>DIVERSE LINE-UP
SHOOTERS AND FORZA
>DIVERSE LINE-UP
SHOOTERS AND FORZA
>DIVERSE LINE-UP
SHOOTERS AND FORZA
>DIVERSE LINE-UP
SHOOTERS AND FORZA

I THOUGHT THE ZOMBIE THING WAS OVER FOR NOW

WHY THE FUCK AGAIN

>Microsoft finally learns they need *console* exclusives to sell a console
>it's a shitty indie game no one's going to care about

State of Decay is good

>zombies just walk up to the character and just stand there doing nothing

Backup thread: Mods are on deletion rampage today

Zombies will never go away

>also on windows 10
AHAHAHAHAHA

Damn, these games look like shit

All this zombie shit

Pls stahp

HOW LONG IS THIS FUCKING TRAILER JESUS

druh

All I want is a Dragon's Dogma 2 announcement

I guess we really are in... a State of Decay 2

OP here. Your thread lacks a comfy picture

Microsoft is slow catching on to trends

EXCLUSIVE

Wait wut?

are you shiten my

Fuck the mods. No one has time for the autismfest that is the sticky thread. Also,

>Literally Who's Battleground
lol

Holy shit guys.

It's fake e-sports commentary.

Jesus christ what is this?
Battleborn 2, battle royale?

Is "Xbox One X enhanced" a euphemism for motherfucking upscaling?

CRINGE

What the fuck is this lmao

Oh boy, another battle royale piece of shit

These xbone exclusives are fucking shit, God. Show the good stuff.

I was starting to think there wasn't going to be any cringe this time

What the hell

>people watching the stream can donate to give people powerups
fuck this gay earth

Hold on, what is this!?

cringe

Holy shit what the fuck, I can't stop laughing at this dude popping out from nowhere

>forced esports

why

MINECRAFT 2

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

That moment when you're fapping to your waifu AND A SHOUTCASTER STARTING SCREAMING AT YOUR HEADPHONES HOLYC FUCK

>minecraft

>PUBG
>Shitty Battle Royale games
>Streaming
>4k
>Minecraft

So consoles are literally copying PC now?

Enjoy the scraps, bros

Only game that looks interesting so far is deep rock galactic, but that's probably a Kickshitter scam.

>Zombies followed by Esports followed by Minecraft

HOW FUCKING INNOVATIVE

>THE BEST LOOKING CONSOLE EVER 4K 4K 4K
>2 cell-shaded games
>1 low poly game
>minecraft

Did I motherfucking just see them say that people watching streamers can interfere with MULTIPLAYER GAMES by giving them INVINCIBILITY? And Microsoft thought that was a fucking SMART thing to add? Holy shit, what retards.

>xbox
>most powerful console ever made
>indie crap exclusives

60 FPS
>4K
XBONEXCLUSIVE

60 FPS
>4K
XBONEXCLUSIVE

60 FPS
>4K
XBONEXCLUSIVE

60 FPS
>4K
XBONEXCLUSIVE

can't tell if thicc or thick jeans

...

When is this fucking Minecraft obsession fad going to end? I'm seriously fucking sick of it.

>weird indie games
>decide now is the time to go toilet and come back when it's good again
>come back
>minecraft

Minecraft in 4K!

the underground space dwarves one looked kinda cool

also how can they make third metro when there was only two books? and with some sort of open world system im guessing?

fuck off to the sticky

How the FUCK did minecraft chick get to be the spokesperson for mojang???

I remember she got rp'd a few years ago

>superduper

All of them will be easy to drive at 4k 60 fps. It's a foolproof idea to slap numbers onto things.

So that was a Switch in an xbox minecraft trailer

yes, you did

>4K Minecraft

woo fucking hoo

it already ended

microsoft just havent got the message yet

My bet is on the "chick" part

>a new look for minecraft
nonononononononononononononononono

>this chick

>this whole show so far
I mean, at least not EA bad, but fucking hell it's trying.

Did they really dedicate a portion of their conference for a texture pack and a bunch of shaders

>HD textures
Good job guys only 5 years late.

Microsoft dropped a cool billion on Minecraft. It kind of needs to last for them.

Oh look the Minecraft texture pack I used in 2012

holy fuck

Best game so far was Forza desu

60 FPS
>4K
XBONEXCLUSIVE

60 FPS
>4K
XBONEXCLUSIVE

60 FPS
>4K
XBONEXCLUSIVE

>they're actually doing 4k minecraft
this is too much

>4k cubes
uh huh

marketing director of mojang
>a woman
doomed

yea I hate videogames too

I unironically prefer EA's so far.
At least EA didn't fit two or three buzzwords into every single sentence.

More interesting games, though.
And DRAGON BALL!

She probably literally sucked the dick of Notch.