Just pledged 400 dollariedoos and now I get to make an in-game item with major effects on the players choices and lore

Just pledged 400 dollariedoos and now I get to make an in-game item with major effects on the players choices and lore

Trips decides what it is

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Mustache.

You lose the ability to negotiate and can only aggressively try to apply fake mustaches on every character you talk to, forcing a battle.

Autistic snowflake, tries to turn enemies into another gender, with curazy effects.

The Stick
A weapon that hits for 1 hp

Dark shades
Makes you evil and sheiitt
whats this game about?

So fucking close

Mask of the Father
Effect: makes everything dank

blasphemousgame.com

kickstarter.com/projects/828401966/blasphemous-dark-and-brutal-2d-non-linear-platform/description

The "Notched" Bow

A bow and arrow from minecraft with diamond arrows.

Fuck you.

I'm rolling for this

The dark soul
Gives you the dark soul
"Prepare to die"

"This game is garbage"
Close the game upon ability use

666 stick, turns enemies into ashes

It's a Bell.
Does nothing but remind you of a card.

BIG DICK JOHNSON
ACTUALLY A DICK
"HELLO THERE"

>WOOOOOWWW

>trips on Sup Forums

The Pie is a Lie

Heals you to full health and text pops up that says "this was a triumph"

Nobody should be allowed to enjoy video games

The "i paid $400 bucks to have a binch of autists name something and i didn't even bother to check if Sup Forums can get trips" sword

Basketball
Pull of some mad dunks to defeat enemies

The fidget spinner, if you decide to take it it leads to an inevitable future genocide of the intellects of the human race leading the future of the world to be filled with mindless, fidgeting, 12 year olds..

Seconding this

Only a little handbell that you can hit enemies with for big damage

.5% chance that it may summon a powerful boss creature that will most likely fuck your shit up.

>Old Leather Whip
>The relic of an old hero who slew a bloodsucking fiend. It has suffered from the passage of time, but can still be of some use.

You can smack enemies with it and use it as a tether for grabbing ledges.

inquisitor's rusty axe
increases damage when low on hp

Iron Kneepad
"I used to be an adventurer like you, and I still am!"

Gives you the ability to fire shockwaves from your mouth
God is dead

You praise the sun

It looks good OP but like even tho 000 exists said you wont be getting any trips on Sup Forums anytime soon
Try going with the one that has the most (you)s by the time the thread dies

Make it so that the effect makes the player realise he was just scammed out of 400 dollars.

It's s meme you dip

The Rainbow Unicorn Dubstep Gun
Fires awesome lasers and sparkles!

Love is an illusion

Aight.

Feed (you)s to your favorite one, and it will be a major part of the game.

These are ok rest are memes

DADMASK
Makes you Giant and 1000% more dank.

The Vape
Permanently equipped once picked up, changes the character name in every interaction to "faggot"

A dakimakura
an anime pillow that does little damage but has super fast attack speed with 1% chance of insta killing any foe.
Lore wise if you find it's a pillow of an ancient princess and unlocks a secret ending where you resurrect her and marry your waifu.

>.5% chance that it may summon a powerful boss creature that will most likely fuck your shit up.
I would think putting enemies in a frenzy as well as aggroing would be more interesting and fitting.

if youre going to do the (you) thing dont go for an epin meme item even if it has lots of (yous)

Ridiculously tight pants
>Originally owned by the master of a strange Labyrinth
Reminds you of the babe

The game does look nice even if youre just a dev shilling

A Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. When you use it it spits a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme out of your CD drive

Holy spinner, if you spin 2 fast u go to jesus birth and kill virgin mary

...

a reflective shield

A pacifier that makes you twerk for 5 seconds

A paid mod, when u get it you have to buy 1000 credits for 24,95$ to get """""free""""" mudcrab skin

also rerolling

Berserkers Claymore
Deal highly increased damage while taking highly increased damage

A belt
For every kill you do 5% more damage BUT move 5 % slower

>PLEDGING FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ON A KICKSTARTER GAME

WHY, user?! HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THE PAST?!

noose: you can use this item to hang yourself immediately, allowing to reset to an earlier save

a giant oar that summons whales

The Devs will probably tell me to go fuck myself and I'll just keep going down the list of posts until we find one we can agree on.

But in the name of fairness I'll present the most popular first as agreed

A pair of glasses that make the game not a slideshow.

golden gun. Let's you kill any enemy, including bosses, in one hit. only works twice

No Steam?

Crystal boomerangs

A turban that changes your faith to a better religion

Just a plain boring straight sword

>>>/reddit/

The trip.

Whenever you get at least 111 of the trips, which are a cheap and useless item before you get 111 of them, you have hallucinations for a short period of time, and there will be unique dialogue. If you sell them and try to do it at 111 again, the "trip" won't activate again, you have to get 222, 333, and so on every time, up until 999, with each hallucinating trip becoming more and more intense. Bonus if 999 of them triggers a boss fight themed after Patrick Bateman.

Not a dev.

I want those fucking stretch goals. And these fucking eurospics won't show them except the absolutely Haram voice acting which will ruin the ambience probably

The Dragonslayer
>It can hardly be called a sword, it's too thick, too heavy, too rough
Slow startup on the first swing but incredibly quick after that, no movement once attacks have started, insane damage, extra damage to demon enemies

Scepter of Kek

Doubles damage to player and enemies

>march 2019
FUCK! This game is going to take forever to come out.

The Jesus Christ Super Star
A Jesus effigy that takes damage for you.

A pizza hut box, everyone you hit something with it they scream "delicious!" or "cheesy!"

>won't show them
im assuming theyre not showing them because they werent expecting this much
the seeds and the boss that gets stronger sound cool though

It'll be on steam.

A potion that turns you into a little girl.

The SUPERHOT disc
Turns your character red, reduces your health to 1, enemies and projectiles only move when you do

Autistico Autismo staff, gives the wearer autism, not being able to talk to people for the rest of the game

nothing, the character just take off his pants and thrusts his ass at enemies

I'm seriously concerned that the hidden stretch goals are gameplay mechanics like the persistent boss and seeds. That s why I've gone on maximum overshill

rolling for this

Chestpiece of speed
Every hit towards the player by 10% going up to a maximum of 50%
resets every level/death

rerolling

giving you's to these

>with major effects on the players choices and lore
How about some actual blasphemy and have an OP item but excessive use makes you abandon your quest and nonstandard game over because you tipped too much?

dead newborn as a grenade (will cover shit in blood or idk)

>Cap of Atheism
>Damage and int is increased tenfold, but speed, health and stamina are severely reduced
>"I no longer require the approval of imaginary gods, I am enlightened by my own intelligence."

You can't get doubles on Sup Forums

I will be very upset if this doesn't get in.

Automatically cancels any romantic subplots

well he didnt ask for doubles and you can

2B's ass
Activate the forbidden horn to unleash poisonous gas.

They're called dubs newfricks

Rosary beads that the player can use to build up some kind of berserk/fury that you can unleash once it reaches a certain high, but it also increases damage you take.

Horse armor.

A magic sack that compels anyone around to put their coins inside and walk away.

More yous.

MAGA hat.

Wearing this makes weaker (liberal) foes uncontrollably weep.

Rolling for bigdad

A useless trinket that costs 400 dollars and very briefly makes hostiles friendly, because that's all your pledge is. Come up with your own idea if you're going to spend that much faggot.

A gun
You can shoot people and they dislike that
Secret ending where you shoot somebody

second this

A sword that shoots bats.

I don't understand threads like these. Nobody seems to actually make an effort to get trips

Kek

Now shut up and shitpost

Stylish hat of some kind. Doubles all other active effects.

Mournblade

Gets stronger with every kill and replenishes health and stamina, but kills allies and friends and some people won't even associate with you if you have it.

Unlocks the bonus ending where it stabs you in the end and drinks your soul before flying off to fuck withe cosmos.