First shot is a pyramid

>First shot is a pyramid
>WE (pause)

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VIRAL MARKETING

> brown is at the top
> white is at bottom
What did they mean by this?

Pizza

THAT RITE, WE WUZ BUILDIN PEERYAMIDS N SHEIT WHILE WHITEY WUZ STILL N CAVES

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WUZ

that's gold you dingus

The pyramid is going to be some sort of ancient technology, probably a ship I guarantee it, fucking niggers.

The new hip thing is to pretend the pyramids were covered in gold and marble.

Of course, how the FUCK do you get gold up A SLOPE OF FUCKING MARBLE?

They add to the pyramids and the idea that they're man made is even less fucking plausable.

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That's how pyramids looked like when they were new

>tfw assassins creed will never just be about intrigue, guilds, warring factions and political shittery fused with personal goals like it was at the start of the Ezio saga
>tfw it will always be cuh-razy spaceships and sci-fi, modern memery and retarded magic

gold peaks and limestone base. it's only brown because of the crap lighting. believe it or not there was a time before the sand niggers stripped it to it's current form.

I always wondered why the whole time traveling brain DNA thing was necessary. Why not just have it take place in the past?

Literally the reason I played half the first game and never got into ass creed again. I do need to try black sails.

Pyramids were covered in a facade you fucking inner city public schooled retard.

I liked how they did in the first one.

Desmond sequences were few and far between, and were very mysterious. It was a cool gimmick.

I'd have settled for a weird cultish thing or whatever, but keeping it very minimal and weird, not making it a central part of the plot.

what the fuck is that mountain range?

>Game/movie Title: Origins

>leave base bare
>climb gold up steps
>add marble facade
woooooow aliums

The mountains used to be there before the proto-Germanic warrior tribes destroyed them while conquering the Kangdom of Egypt

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This. It's all been weathered away/stolen over time.

Let's see who is behind this thread

>we was kings

Old man Sup Forums

That's right and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you bluepilled cucks!

HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
SO UBISOFT BE SAYAN WE WUZ KANZ N SHIET?

There's only one pyramid in the screenshot. How the fuck do you think they built the rest?

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>Old man Sup Forums
Wait, thats a mask, the real culprit is...
Ubisoft shills, I KNEW IT!

This is stupid, your stupid user.

OP I would assume it's just a promotional image.

You probably travel East a bit as well were there are mountains.

>Ubisoft shill

The game looks like shit, but because the gameplay not because of black people.

Cock guzzling faggots, do you think a meme is board specific?

kek

AYO AYO WAIT AYO
*pulls up pants*
AYO WAIT SUM FINNA
*snorts and spits*
SUM SORTA
*puts on wife beater*
AYO SUM FINNA
*grabs crotch*
SUM FINNA
*hoots and hollers*
SUM FINNA DO
*aims pistol sideways at rivals*
SUM WHITEY GON
*smokes weed*
SUM WHITEY GON SPEAK
*smokes crack*
SUM WHITEY GON SPEAK LIKE
*hollers at his hoes*
WHITEY GON SPEAK LIKE
*beats up a homeless man for change*
WHITEY GON SPEAK LIKE ME
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*looks at a picture of King Tutankhamen thinking he's his ancestor*
SUM KINDA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
ASAZZINS N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*evolves from a primate*
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT
*gets shot*

It's a fucking Sup Forums meme and has no business in fucking Sup Forums.

Do we let pony fags come in here and start threads about clopping?

DEM

>making fun of negroes when the trailer just walks into it on the same level of board specificity as masturbating to mlp
shiiieet

English please?

>How the fuck do you think they built the rest?
From the quarries around Giza and Tura. Those mountains were never there. Surprise, surprise literal miles of sand and dirt make for a bad setting.

This post gives me immense pleasure

That was such a great moment, the page refreshing and seeing at least 10 straight replies with just "WE"

the top is obviously bricks, the most fun you can have

Fuck off redditor

DA FIRF

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I immediately checked the sticky after hearing WE and literally saw a hundred posts of WE within a few seconds

Holy shit you are retarded

>not realizing that the redditors that infest Sup Forums now come from r/Donald though Sup Forums.

I NEED THE FULL VERSION OF THIS

when I saw him climb that shit in the trailer and touch the colden tip I thought to myself that that must've hurt like all hell, like isn't it HOT as fuck?

I did the same thing. Definitely the highlight of E3 so far.

Do we let pony fags come in here and post some horse game to cover up their jacking off tread?

AYO AYO
>*clacks totem pole*

SO WHATCHU FINNA BE TRILLIN ME
>*washes white man's foreskin*

WHAT U WHITE DEVIL BE HITTIN A LICK ON FO RILLA
>*hops into inverted pyramid spaceship and flies to Yakub's secret moonbase to sequence the Caucasian genome*

IS DAT WE WUZ SUM KINDA, SUM FINNA ASSASSANZ KREED IN EGYP AN SHEEITTTTT?
>*steals sand*

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>*mummifies so he can be used in the "Mummy Lives Matter" movement against Assyrian institutional oppression*

It would probably be better than whatever shitshow you think Sup Forums should be.

Fuck off, tons of jokes are from other boards.

Is this Serious Sam 4?

YO

HOL UP

SO U BE SAYIN

*fiddles with 20 inch lip plate*

SO U BE TRYIN TO TELL ME

*stares at jar containing assorted clitori removed via FGM*

SO U FINNA BE YAPPIN ABOUT SUM DAT

*eats mud cooke*

WE WUZ MAF MAH TISHINZ AN SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT?

*mounts 4D reverse pyramid spaceship and flies to meet Yakub in his secret moon base*

SHEEEEEEEEEEIEIEIEEEEEEEEEEEIEIEIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT NYUKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Its a vidya

Sup Forums memes are fine, its when they start dumping their shitty MsPaint comics and jumping the gun claiming everything is politics that shit gets annoying, if you are so thin skinned you get triggered over a racist joke on Sup Forums I have no idea why you are even here in the first place

>*steals sand*
fuck

are you ready for black cleopatra and Caesar as a thinly veiled Trump analogue who wants to make Rome great again?

Brown bricks?

>jokes

I tried image searching this picture through all the services i know (google, imgops, iqdb, saucenao, tineye, etc etc) but i couldn't find anything
Does anyone knows where does it come from?

You mean one where we talk about actual games instead of using one to hide a fucking Sup Forums thread?

*sides in orbit*

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It's a girl (male) in the image.

>*washes white man's foreskin*

umad

why doesn't everyone dress up like egyptians?
they all dress up like arabs

>In ancient times niggers used to kill each other
>some of them form groups to go around killing other niggers
>Ass creed literally explaining the history of Gang warfare

Yes you dumb fuck, that's why so many people posted WE right after it happened.

there's no way they didn't do this on purpose

I literally couldn't stop laughing when this happened

Can you stop false flagging now?

Surely some gayming journalist has gotten enough material by now for a slow news day to bitcheck about. This shit got old fast with Farcry.

>Of course, how the FUCK do you get gold up A SLOPE OF FUCKING MARBLE?
You first make the golden top and then put the marble under it. Amon fucking Ra, you're retarded.

Semen stains the mountain bottom.

That's what i got from searching on the archive but i can't seem to find the source material
Also, i see that you spend a lot of time in homo threads, user

After the Allahu Akbar and brief WE on the Wolfenstein trailer i just came to the conclusion that memes breached reality again

>*steals sand*
My sides have left the atmosphere

Well I'm a homo myself.

>them tiddies

>actual trailer starts with
>WE

sometimes I truly think memes are real or there's some meme meister pupeteer tugging on some strings to make them seem real

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but I thought the assassins of kangs was a witcher game

could you give me the source material please? i searched through all your posts in the archive and reverse searched everything related to the character but i really can't seem to find it
is there another way to search i'm not aware of?

Sup Forums pls go

I'm still incapable of grasping that the roof of that building is a fucking mudhut roof

Sup Forums pls go

I love how they think a super advanced civilization still needs to have hut like buildings since they are niggers

*smacking lips*

I'm black and I laughed when he said WE. Literally chimed in with everyone else in the e3 sticky
Calm your pants faggot

>ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

Sadly I don't have the source.

I stole it from some other user cause it made me laugh and the boy was cute, CUTE!

>gold peaks

makes no sense and sounds like fake news

oh i see, well thank you regardless

[Hinemosu Notari] Mesu-Nized Festival

Just how sex should be

Reminder that pyramids were used as weapons in Hyper war

>drive a meme into the ground
>try to revive it at every opportunity
>all this, just to push an agenda
we reddit now

>WE
>a Sup Forums meme
newfags are so easy to spot