Here at Nintendo

Here at Nintendo

Xbox already won

I will be purchasing a Microsoft® Xbox One X™ for $499.99 at launch on November 7, 2017.
Seriously guys, the price of the xbox one x is not bad at all, we are talking about a major powerhouse here.

I will preorder mine asap. Can't wait to try it out. PS4 eternally BTFO

WE DONT THINK HOMOSEXUALITY IS NATURAL HERE AT NINTENDO.

SO, WE MADE .......METRIOD VOLLYBALL EXTREME BY TEMCO.

We wanna pack bowling balls in your sister's cunt.

we will continue to rip you off by running two consoles side-by-side and splitting releases rendering our whole hybrid console gimmick virtually useless but many, many faggots will still buy it. sad!

Kirby's Amiibo Party will launch later this year with three new Kirby Amiibos

Please buy Metroid Prime Tetris, releasing this fall. It comes bundled with Metroid Prime pinball, and here at Nintendo we're hard at work on the next entry to the sprawling Metroid Prime pinball saga.

Imagine playing a Madden football game.

I REALIZE

But this time, there is no game. Now imagine you're sitting on your couch...

We like to make sure you leave each E3 as disappointed as possible.

Why would you want me to imagine something horrible?

TAKE YOUR NEW METROID FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

That allows you to download 3D porno.

REGGIE GIVE US MOTHER 3

we like to double dip Wii U owners because they didn't shill hard enough.

We have no games.

>No games

We are happy to announce the Metroid DLC for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Play as Metroid with his gunship kart and race around the depths of Zebes in the new Brinstar track.

>Not monster

1 job user and you blew it

This.

I'm so pissed the DS line isn't dyingm

We're pushing a patch for Super Smash bros. that will add tripping back into the game. We hope that you enjoy this addition of a highly requested feature from our beloved fans.

Skylanders

What happens to Nintendo of America when Regi retires/dies?

This timeline scares me

It literally cannot get worse.

WE LIKE TO THINK BIG

REAL BIG

They would be smart to promote a familiar face to the position, like Bill Trinen. The familiar face shit is too valuable for marketing. Sony is on top right now, but I still feel they would be doing even better if they didn't have a bunch of literally whos all the time and fire everyone every other year. Microsoft is smart by just having Phil Spencer do everything now.

We believe in gaming experiences instead of cutting edge technology and graphics. So we made Super Mario Deluxe with Amiibo (pre-order now) with live chat (smart phone required, Switch smart phone adapter sold separately $49.99).

No More Heroes 3 trailer or GTFO Reggie

Same here. But im not being sarcastic

>Iwata is gone
>one day Reggie, Miyamoto and Bill Trinen will be gone too

but when miyamoto dies, his ghost will come and give us zelda modern warfare and will save gaming forever

Thank Christ. Maybe Nintendo will make good games again, then.

Go fuck yourself, Reggie.
Rome is burning and you fuckers are in denial.

we're awful at smash bros

That would be my GOTY

GLAD YOU ARE HAPPY, SO WE ADDED VR RIMJOB MODE IN JUST FOR YOU.

we have no games

>tfw e3 is literally only going to be Mayro and deluxe editions of wii u games
>tfw nintendo pretends the wii u never existed
Just announce smash 5 already so I can justify buying another under-performing console.

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