Why french are so bad at this game?

Why french are so bad at this game?
Stormblood/xiv thread I guess

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french are trash in any game

French are bed at every fucking game. name 1 online game a french player isnt fucking brain damaged

They are bad at all games.

Because French cant even run their own country right.

*blocks your path*

because you ignore all the french speaking english

i don't play shit game sry

>all those male au ra

where do I sign up?

>french
>speaking english
whats that, like 1% of french players?

Will the WoL ever find love again?

Those charts that have Hyur and Cat as the most popular must be wrong. I know Hyurs are the choice of bots, but I swear I see as many dragons as I do cats.

Why is Sup Forums so obsessed with sharing absolutely everything that pops up on reddit? Might as well put a link to reddit in the OP.

>that f hyur in the far left that looks exactly like mine

Welp time to change.

The official FFXIV census includes ALL characters ever made. That's why au ra are so much smaller in comparison, but most of the characters made in 1.x and 2.x scew the population total.

Just go off of this pretty much:

1. Hyur
2. miqote
3. lalafell
4. au ra
5. elezen
6. roegadyn

Yes because there will be better characters in Stormblood.

>Just realized I had a Legacy character on Excalibur the entire time
So do I get anything for logging in with it or is all legacy shit including the tattoo tied to that character specifically?

french are bad at everything except making pastries

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tied to the 1.0 character.

Why would they call someone Haurchefart?

TALES FROM THE DUTY FINDER, PT WHATEVER

>Do Expert dungeon, get Sohm Al Hard
>Rest of group is a MCH, PLD, AST, all in full shire gear.
>MCH is beyond horrible, spams her DoT on the same targets multiple times, parses below the healer on DPS.
>Healer dies to the first two bosses AoE twice, PLD has to heal herself through the second one for the last 25%.

>They're continuing on a conversation from prior to the queue.
>It's a bunch of teenage girls trying to console the MCH over her boyfriend breaking up with her for some other girl.
>Sometimes, the MCH just goes AFK mid fight to cry.

This shit was just surreal, it reminded me of high school like ten years ago.

>Sometimes, the MCH just goes AFK mid fight to cry

>PLD has to heal herself through the second one for the last 25%.
That at least shows more awareness than most PLDs.

It might not have been possible either but the MCH had the presence of mind to drop a bishop and promote it to restore their mana, so I guess it wasn't all bad.

>FFXIV has the greatest community of any MMO! XD

The Germans are also as bad and arrogant as french. There are just much more french frogs in the game this is why it's so noticeable.

The real reason why they are bad is that because the game has French language support. If game is localized it will automatically attract the most dumb causal crowd without such basic knowledge as English language.

I've played shitton of dota and hated russkies with passion, but when i started playing ffxiv and met a lot of them(there are like 3 or 4 Russian FCs with 500~ ppl in my server(cerberus)) all of them knew at least basic English and were pretty good players and not angry at all unlike their dota comrades. I was genuinely surprised. This is because unlike dota FFXIV doesn't have Russian localization and most of the dumb Russian kids who don't know English won't play the game.

Aw well, looks like I didn't play long enough to get anything other than the tattoo anyways.

Au ra are 2nd to 3rd.

>JP has lala at 2nd
God, that culture is fucked.

>bought 10 umbrite
>I actually needed pneumite

fuck
it's become a habit at this point to buy umbrite anytime I go there

We are pretty good at FPS games.

Yeah I had a 1.0 character in Sarg who I got to level 15 during 1.0's B2P phase. I didn't know about the tattoo until I had another character well beyond the point where starting over again wouldn't be worth it.

I have a canadian friend who has his client in french
does that count
he's pretty good at the game

Make It Rain ends today Sup Forums

Did you get your MGP?

Wakfu
Total War

Your people are great at ERP, too.
Had some great sessions with a girl who had the cutest fucking accent. She was horrible at OW though.

NA are the worst players.

>nerf everything I can't clear
>you don't pay my sub
>make rotations easier because I can't press buttons
>I want to have the best weapon in the game by grinding braindead instances
>please remove (x) and add (y) because WoW has it
>FFXI reeeeeeeee
>give me jump potions because I don't actually want to play the game

the feels

Why are there so many people in general so bad at XIV?

>3 days left

How you guys holding up

>frogs going full damage control and shitposting hard
Only proving OP's point

>my game will never look this good because I'm on a budget and 60 fps is too important
feels bad man

Which MMO will replace FFXIV?

Would Time Mage be a good new healer class?

Who are you quoting

WoW2.

astro has most of the spells that would be on time mage anyway

Astrologian literally is that.

Astrologian is already Time Mage mixed with Gambler.

Pretty depressed. SB is ruining the only jobs that I liked and I'm afraid that RDM won't be fun.

FFXVII

I'm bored out of my fucking mind and I just want to play RDM already.

You can try out RDM right now
tylian.github.io/rdm/

Maybe her bf wouldn't have broken it off if she had been playing WoW
XIVfags btfo

Is it normal to kill Sohm Al HM boss just before the entire floor is covered in lava? I went in with ilvl slightly above the required but it felt a bit too close

I'm actually really hype. Been fidgeting in boredom as the days pass. Can't wait for all the new music and good times.

trying to avoid playing so i dont burn out before early access. hoping i can burn through the MSQ, then grind gatherers to 70 quick to make some fat stacks

A good group will kill him just before or during that part of the fight, but yes it's "normal" to see that, since DF normal is below a functioning level of job performance.

Alright, what about Puppeteer dps?

He should die at or around the time he does 2 jumps. If you see 3 sets of adds your group's DPS is shit.

>log in
>tend to retainers/squad
>run around in circles while watching the chatlog for 15 minutes
>logout

Progressing in anything just feels kinda dumb right now.

Leveling up classes? Everything is going to be revamped in like four days, which means that any tutorial period undertaken now might actually be imbuing some bad habits.
Raising item level? Current items will be outclassed in four days.
Grinding birds? A full team of level 70s will probably stomp the current EX bosses in a minute and thirty seconds flat with zero effort. I already have the bird that I want the most, anyways.
MGP? I already have everything that's a priority for me at the gold saucer.

I'm probably done until Stormblood comes out.

I wish they had called it time mage so people would stop asking "TIM when?"

Probably never gonna be another pet class. They already hate balancing the current pet class to the point they made it so you can just leave its pets on auto all the time for SB. That and micro with a controller is hell.

Slowly killing myself farming light for my anima to pass the time, i just want it done before launch.

the correct way to do the jump mechanics is to spread out. if he boss jumps into a lava puddle it spreads wider. if dps is slow and people fail to do the mechanics then the room fills up with lava completely.

>I already have the bird that I want the most, anyways.

Is it the yellow one with the blue wings? I like that one.

Doing GATEs until launch, not much else to do really.

HIGH ON HIGH I STAND

I didn't really liked the most of the changes but then i saw my nigga Estinien in launch trailer and said FUCK IT and pre-ordered just for the story. He's my favorite XIV character alongside with Nero. I hope he gets big chunk of screentime in cutscenes.

GAZING DOWN

It could be a job that's nothing but Stances.

My hype is so out of control that I don't feel like playing anything else anymore.
I think I will just sub today and fuck around until early access.

That's probably the simplest explanation for why they are bad.
Any French or German or Spanish or Italian or whatever player worth their salt will just play in English and interact with international players.

Will I die if I take a sip of whiskey every time I clear 51-60 potd as SAM?

It's PotD. You'll fall asleep before your first.

if you're a baby, yeah

Sounds complicated. This game isnt about complicated class design sorry.

you take one sip then log off because fuck potd

Are your guys ready for PUP in 4.2?

I just realized that provoke wasn't "set everyones aggro at 0 and yours to 1". Fuck.

Playing Planetside 2, avoiding my anima grind for my own sanity.

what the fuck

I've never seen it getting entirely covered in lava. He also stops summoning the borehole adds and only summon brown ones if the fight is taking too long.

>when you're walking around a low level zone and all of a sudden you hear a crowd of people but you see no one and realize they're all bots teleporting underground

why does this game have 0 anticheat detection?

Does the fact that the Au'ra in the trailer has an Axe of Crags mean he managed to beat Titan somehow, or is it just purely aesthetic?

I don't
But this library run was some fucked up shit
>War doesn't use eye on mobs
>Healer with mentor flower doesn't dps and if tank pulls more than one fucking pack he can't hold him
>I'm the only one who actually use aoe skills on the 3+mobs
>Got kicked after wipe on the last boss for calling them french shitters
>run 3 people on the 2people spot on the last boss and summon adds
>etc
It was terrible...
First time I actually was mad enough to add someone in the blacklist

>everyone shits on paladin since dark knight came out
>finally getting some great buffs for the job
I'm a little bummed that a lot of my oGCD's are gonna be made into cross class stuff but it's totally worth it for all the shit PLD is getting.

It just means Square is too lazy to give us new models on anything when they can avoid it.

Probably just aesthetic, unless the Company of Heroes somehow had a guy from the Far East who then just went home afterwards. Which is technically possible, but not very likely.

>I'm a little bummed that a lot of my oGCD's are gonna be made into cross class stuff
Aside from Rampart it was all stuff that every WAR and DRK used anyway. It's a formality more than anything else.

How is tank balance right now? I heard that some people don't like the WAR and DRK changes.

youtube.com/watch?v=UI06jFY6CLc
>ywn beat titan ex for the first time again

Long hair when?

Math says its closer than its ever been, but no one has got to play it yet and the potencies the math is based on isnt final so who fucking knows. At the very least they gave Paladin a lot more DPS, whether its enough or not is as of yet speculative.

>healing gubal hard
>tank just stand in aoe
>ask him move out
>just spams can macro say "you dont pay my sub" with a dancing moogle

also had to res the BLM 7 (seven) times during last boss

Wasn't at least two new haircuts confirmed for SB launch?

I try to play other games.
Started replaying Ori since the announcement. Gonna emulate Vagrant Story when I'm done.

it's a bunch of middle aged women thinking they're cute