GET IN HERE
Great start.
MIYAMOTO SAN
IT'S THE SHIGGSTER
The minions of video games, now on switch.
Ibwas hoping Rabbits Mario was fake but here we are.
>Ubisoft conference
>First things shown are Mario and Miyamoto
LOL OMFG UBISOFT IS DEAD
And it's already a cringefest
Neither of them speak english
>Frenchman that barely speaks english
>Jap that barely speaks english
>Presenting in English
It's over NINTENDO HAS WON E3?
Oh for fucks sake. That little chink is just too adorable
>that long silence
I'm sure you love it
This is fucking awful
Remember when people said Nintendo had honour?
Is this the /comfy/ thread?
Am I the only one sweating of cringe
already best conference
How embarrassing
BILL
SAUCE!!
A Jap and Frog try to be funny in English
God, I'm wrapping a pillow round my head in embarrassment.
It is definitely embarrassing to watch.
it's moving slow so i guess so
Where's Girlwood?
There are people who like the idea of this? Surely not.
>Nintendo had honour?
wut
>30 sec in
>better than everything seen before
kind of wish bill wasn't there. i want to keep watching them try to communicate through body movements
OMG THATS JACKIE CHAN ON THE STAGE
The appearance of Miyamoto makes this conference better than EA's, Microsoft's, Bethesda's, and the PC gaming conference right off the bat.
who's /EST/?
Bill Trinen has a "kill me" face
you will never ever be miyamoto's lapdog
>frenchman
>noenglish.jpg
>jap
>noenglish.jpeg
>presenting in english
>rabbids v mario: dawn of cashgrab
WEW LADS
>miyamoto praises rabbits
>not rayman
fucking mad
ubisoft always delivers
I'm wrapping my neck around a noose.
It's Davido-san!
Cute old men! Not cringy!
>Miyamoto comes to piss on the corpse of Nintendo
>People say it's a good thing
Fucking why
Insult his game and he'll beat the shit out of you.
baby don't cry
None for you this year.
White guys bowing will always be cringey
So the leaks were true, someone bring that "convince press and gamers" picture
Everything about this is awful
WTF, I hate Miyamoto now
Any chatroom like we had in Bethesda?
I thought you all loved cringe.
>its going to be fresh
This. These chinese ain't kings.
>spending time just talking bollocks on stage
A chatroom full of Sup Forums shitposters? Sounds like hell.
FINALLY
...
FINALLY
You have to put comfy in the title. How are people supposed to know?!
Another nail in the Nintendo coffin
It's the only reason I watch e3, especially ubisoft
SUPER fresh
>How can we shoehorn rabbids in
>I dunno, just say they've teleported there or something who fucking cares
>that anime run
Who was the fat neckbears in tears? I had the show on mute.
Roombas!!
I just got here, what did I miss?
Is that peach-rabbit taking a selfy?
>almost 10 minutes on rabbids
End me
Fucking minions.
>That Sonic run
Kill me
It's fucking Mario Xcom with shovelware characters
miyamoto looked at him
Zelda meets Minions when?
we XCOM now
MARIO XCOM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
shiggy why
...
Goddamn, that looks so fucking boring and calculated. Nintendo needs to die already.
who fucking cares is pretty much the story to EVERY mario game
>And Uhhhh
>*sigh*
He's so enthusiastic
Exactly what I just thought, god damn.
>Mario NuXcom
WHAT THE FUCK
why the fuck would you disable the chat? that's like the only reason i devote time for this SHIT
Seriously, they could have just made a turnbased RPG with a bunch of Nintendo characters instead of this. the gameplay looks fine.
why the fucking Rabbids?
wow environment destruction
What the fuck am I watching
>Mario XCOM featuring minions
what the hell
Mario Xcom?
Nintendo must be getting desperate if they are allowing another studio to mess around with one of their most iconic characters.
WELCOME BACK COMMANDER
>mario
>rabbids
>XCOM
Kek fucking xcom
i really wasn't expecting much but this is getting interesting
It actually looks fun
someone post screens of crying beardman
>they can save the mushroom kingdom
How can a grown man say that out loud with a straight face?
>tactical mario game with cover system
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
This is completely baffling
Why is this a thing
I thought this was a fucking Ubisoft conference? Why am I seeing XCOM Mario?
>Mario/Rabbids Xcom
What type of weed were they smoking when thinking of this?
>MARIO XCOM
>it's actually XCOM + Mario
wow something interesting
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