[Speech 60] Buy Skyrim on Switch

[Speech 60] Buy Skyrim on Switch.

[Intellect 100] no

>needing 100

fpbp

[Success] Sure thing Todd! I preordered Fallout 4 VR aswell!

[Strength 3] Fuck off manlet. I'll bash your tiny skull in if you don't!

It takes a lot of processing power to get past that silver tongue

/thread

[Charisma 99] How about you buy it for me Todd

[Failed] Why buy Skyrim for the Switch when I can just pirate it on PC?

[Strength 10] Wanna say that again, faggot?

[Barter 10] I'll pirate it.

[Perception 1] No, it'll be shit

no

[Mailman 25] Where's the fucking chip, Todd?

[Intellect 165] no thanks, I'll just pirate it for the PC instead, along with all the DLC and Creation Club mods.

Not so fast, user.

[Science 25] I just torrented it.

[Intellect 1] but you aren't even here you're busy attending your kid's graduation

[intellegence ∞] I already have as well as buying my third copy of the current GOTY Fallout ™ 4

Failed

Fuck off Todd. Ubisoft Announced motherfucking BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2

[Perception 1] You ain't fooling no one with that fake moustache, Sodd

[Intelligence 15] You don't have to tell me twice! And now with the Master Sword and Hylian Shield? You got yourself a deal

Fuck off, the Switch Version is delaying the PS4 (and pc Version) of Elder Scrolls VI
STOP WASTING RESOURCES ON A FUCKING TABLET

>it's the original game
>as in the 360 and ps3 version

[Sneering Imperialist] Your time is over white devil.

[endurance 10] You will never make me buy these shitty games. You can try as long as you want.

[Terrifying presence] Never should of come here, Todd

[Luck 10] *Lie* But I already own Skyrim, Fallout 3 & 4 and all of their DLCs on every console.

[endurance 10] Fine, I'll play your game for at least 20 minutes

[Guns 100] BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

[Dexterity 5.5]

>pickpocket his universal season pass
>upload it for evryone to use

ok i will, but unironically

...

>[Intelligence 6] Anons you should buy Fallout New Vegas instead! It's a much better game.

[melee weapons 100] *unsheathes katana*

NEVER SHOULD HAVE SHOWN YOUR FACE HERE TODD
WHERE IS STARFIELD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
GIVE IT TO US!!

[Intelligence 1000] BAZINGA!

Yes
(Sarcastic) Yes
Tell me more about this great new experience
HATE TODD

I love todd threads
fuck you todd for not showing your face even if it was awful

>no jade
>political narrative
>online
>no gameplay
>just cgi

mark my words the real game will look nothing as good as the trailer

What am I looking at here?

[Perception 10] It's going to be inferior to PC

There is no need to be upset

[lockpicking 99] Hello user. I've heard you've said some nasty things about my game. Please let me in so we can talk.

>[Speech 90] Kill urself my man
>[Success] ok

[Agility 666] *Teleports behind you*

[Barter ?] But I don't have money, Todd. Would you please give me some money?

GIVE US STARFIELD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
OR WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!

Why wasn't Todd at e3? I feel betrayed

[Hacking 100] I'll just pirate it on pc, f4gg0t, wtf 4r3 u g01ng 2 d0 ab0ut 1t

>[Barter 50] Sorry Josh, but an 84 is an 84. You aren't getting that bonus, dreamboy.

[Intellect 1] Boy, I sure would love to buy my favorite game again on a new console, thanks Todd!

[Strength 10] This is your last chance. Pay up, or face the consequences...

Where the fuck is elderscrolls 6 TODD!!!!!

[Height 2] What're you gonna do manlet?

[intellect 0] so;d;fjlkjgjsjhdhfgycbbvbyweyripptugh

[Intelligence -1] *Forgets how to breath and dies.*

[Failed] You'd do a mighty fine job handin' me one of them there skyrims boy, real slow like.

IT

JUST

WORKS

THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR NEW IP?

>mfw todd threads are the only threads where politically retarded redditors don't drag their opinion into video games

I'm never waking up. Don't bother trying.

we did it reddit!!!

Heheh you're so funny user! Now c'mon, I'm waiting out here in the cold! Let me in real quick and I'll show you some exclusive new content!

I PIRATED ALL YOUR GAMES TODD

I'M NOT GONNA OPEN UP UNLESS YOU SHOW ME YOUR NEW GAME FAGGOT

I unironically like Todd

[Sign Intensity 500%] Wanna run that by me again, Todd?

JUST BUY MY GAME YOU LITTLE SHIT
I WORKED HARD ON IT

I love Toddposting.

[Perception 8] Because of the amiibos

I missed last night. Did our savior make an appearance at E3?

you'll never stop todd

RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE HERE user! JUST OPEN UP AND ILL SHOW YOU A WORLD WHERE YOU, THE FAN, GET TO BE THE CONTENT CREATOR!

Really enjoyed this year's Bethesda conference. A shame that handsome Todd guy couldn't make it this year. But you just know it's because he's working REALLY hard on all those great games!

I for one can't wait for Skyrim Remastered HD Switch Edition with paid mods! What about you guys?

[Illusion 100]Hey there! My name is To... I mean, Rodd! And I've been playing an extremely fun game called "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim® Legendary Edition". Maybe you would like to buy it too and have tons of fun?

>Implying I didn't join Caesar

Let me and my son's wife in, user, I have a gift for you!

>[Barter 100] The mods aren't paid, They're actually free! You exchange the mods with credits, not money.

Couldn't agree more, lads. Games like Skyrim were an inspiration to me. Now how about some of you fund my kickstarter?

The trailer was showing the game running at 60fps. What are the chances that the game runs at 60fps, bc they did just port the ps3/xbox version instead of the remaster?
And isn't this false advertising, if the game does not run at 60fps irl?

>You know having games is cool, but do you know whats even cooler buying your games legally!
>I've heard the new Elder Scrolls™ Online™ is a good place to start!

Hi! Thanks for you support kind sir. In Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim® Legendary Edition you, the fan, are the most important source of new content everyday, for free***

In fact, here at Bethesda studios we think you should be given the tools to make new and exciting content. Come work with us at our new workshop in an undisclosed location where you, the fan, can work on our sophisticated machines all day and night producing exciting, explosive and most of all new content for everyone to enhance their TES experience!

No.
All we got was Pete "not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls" Hines.

Alright, jeez Todd
Relax for one fucking second
All I want is a new game and not some fucking VR bullshit. That is too expensive

No one posting on here would have 10 luck.

How many mods are YOU going to make?

Start with one that makes you taller, toddlet

BUB
MYM
GAMAG

[Success] I will buy Skyrim on Switch.

[Intimidate] Buy my game right now or Ill blow up Obsidian headquarters

[Speech 100] But Tom, our game is better in the eyes of the fans, just look at the user scores on Metacritic.

>Scan Roy Amiibo
>Get SoS
>Alduin dies in one hit
Can't wait

[Intelligence 2] You want play rock? Fun game!

...

Like, Todd is handsome as hell, but it all falls apart the moment you hear his voice. And see his height

>strength 10
>using a gun
i didn't know todd had intellect 1

[Perception 7] You're bluffing, Easy Pete never gave you the dynamite.

[Has Brain] Fuck you, I didn't even like Skyrim on the PC.