Ubisoft conference next
beyond good and evil 2?
Is...ubisoft gonna win?
is this fucking skylanders
First
starfield finally
>Toys
Please stop.
No man's sky, skylander baby edition
Stop, stop! He's already dead!
No Man's Skylanders
The fuck is this shit?
Also, is this a Switch exclusive?
Guess Ubishit is trying hard to get back on Nintendo's good side.
Or vice versa.
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>No Man's Skylanders
LMAO
oh this is trash absolute trash its not even toysw its fakie models what the ever loving fuck?
Everything will be forgiven if Beyond Good and Evil 2.
it's not an exclusive
>Buy missiles! Only $24.99!
>we want the skylanders audiance
Ubisoft, more like: YOU BE SOFT
nice
>50$ toy ship
fuck that.
>the legion
>we need time so I can jump start the engine
>umiibos
Yeesh
This looks dreadful
I'd be hyped if it wasnt a toy game. Everythkng else looks legit but that is too much.
nice hat
physical DLC?
FUCKING CHRIST AT LEAST BETHESDA WAS SELF AWARE ENOUGH OF THEIR OWN CANCER FOR IT TO BE OVER ASAP
UBISOFT IS DRAGGING THIS SHIT OUT
THEY ACTUALLY CLAPPED THE MADMEN
Now with Rabbids and toys. Buy new toys to upgrades your ingame camera!
>trying to wear a hat thats older than your parents
It's kinda fun guessing what ubisoft is ripping off in each game.
>No Man's Skylanders
>A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF PAY TO WIN
what was it like to grow up in the 80s
NO PC PORT
Oh fucking no
>No Man's Sky
>Amiibo
>Skylanders
Fucking hell, any other cancer you want to tack on?
>playable without toys and in portable mode
good
>Hey this might be cool.
>"Buy our overpriced toys to play this game."
DOA
it's susan!
I wouldn't even mind.
lots of talk of a legion ubisoft enjoy getting sued by blizzard
>Ubisoft
>still shoving barren shitty open worlds down our throats
Who approved this horrneous nu-male outfit? Shameful.
>DLC THE GAME
kek
Who already preordered it for Switch here?
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILF
>Steep
Fucking hell didn't they learn
MOMMY
FREEDOM OPEN POWER
I hope I can get a gatorade ship
yawn.
leave it to ubisoft ot take amiibos and make them more jewey
And their willingness to die for you
Steep VR or Switch port?
>steep
ok then
a female frog
...
Where the fuck is Aisha at?
>search for Asian secrets
>another dead game ubisoft pretends people like
How long until the Sony stream?
mommy
If Aisha reveals farcry 5 ubisoft will win
dedigation
>walmart logo
Who could be behind this?
best conference so far, not even shitposting
>western games being shiter and shiter and people losing faith in them
>a bad thing
>not enjoying western games burn eating a delicious ice cream
4 more hours, 9pm est
thijs bitch cant even speak she is just on stage mumbling and sluirring
>The Switch can't even get Just Dance 2018
>Steep
have they really not fucking learned
STEEP? MORE LIKE SLEEP
i'm falling asleep here. should i drink some coffee or pop an addi?
Mommy user want milky
Kill yourself you piece of shit.
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>Winter Olympics
neat
>expansion
oh
>skiing and snowboarding only
ehhhhhhhhhhh
Skiing games are just not very fun
Skiing is fun, but the games aren't
"there is alwees something going the backer der minds when dey" can anyone speak english here? you know french get pissed if you don't speak their language right!
Ok, close your eyes and suck on, son.
>tfw its actually true
Sony is our last chance.. what the fuck is going on this year.
oh its some tony hawk shit
I'm unironically enjoying this presentation.
Not the games in particular, but just how they are doing things
this is so boring
>people are ACTUALLY excited for a game that takes the most boring, depthless and repetitive part of ac4 and making it a full game
I miss SSX, lads
how long is this?
I bet this guy's mom get government aid. Stop mooching off the black man for one second and get a job you piggly piece of shit.
ping pong ching chong
this, unless they go full arcadey like SSX
Nintendo, you mean.
Ah yes, Far Cry 5(?)
I'm sure this will be unique and memorable
thank you!
I thought it said Switch too?
oh boy here we go
Far Goy 5
>Switch owners are defending Rabbids
Even WiiU owners don't consider their shitty Ubisoft exclusive a good game (ZombiU).
Switchfags are desperate.
FUCK YOUR GOD
Literally no one is excited for it.
PUBG ubisoft version next e3?