E3 Ubisoft Comfy thread

youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1s3lOzQ1A

Remember to keep it comfy or GTFI the sticky.

>snowboarding
It's shit

>athlits

Nobody did

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ROCKET POWER

Is that stream from yesterday still up? I don't have the link but I'd like to watch with comfy Sup Forumsermin

>steep is just a snowboarding and ski game
>people are excited about this

>sports

Sleep incoming

>New announcement
>DLC for a game nobody plays.


Ubisoft lost.

>olympic logo
so Sega lost the Olympic license?

>hating snowboarding

don't you want to be radical user?

>DLC

>America not winning gold
DROPPED
Also finally Far Cry 5

FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

comfy threads a best

>racism
>in my video games
PROBLEMATIC

Oh boy, time to say FUCK Drumpf and FUCK white people (especially Christians).

>farcry 5 will take place in america

wuuuttttttttt

this guy drinks fuel for breakfast

As a gender fluid multicoloured person I can't wait to play Far Cry 5 and slay white christians.

>far cry

oh boy

I can't

wait

for SHIT writing

SHIT characters

EMPTY "world" full of NOTHING but shitty repetitive enemy poi's and missions

OH BOY

I CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHITTY FUCKING NOTHING GAME

>PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SCARED

>that voice
I came

I want to ally with these gun loving patriots.

how litigious are the olympic committee? I don't see many non-official olympic games, apart from track & field but that was ages ago

Didn't Farcry 4 just come out? I don't understand.

cant wait to play "Far Cry: The Brand"

garbage graphics

ooooooohhhh he saaaaiiiid it

>tfw can't talk about any games from E3 without Sup Forums posting

OH MY GOD, HE DROPPED AN F BOMB! WOOOOOOOOOO

WHOA HE JUST SWORE OMFG HOW BADASS

WOAH HE SAID FUCKING

CLAP CLAP CLAP

>gameplay starts
>player enters Sup Forums

>People are fucking scared
>audience claps
I don't get it

DOGU FOR BONUS POINTs
FUCKING KIKES

WE FALLOUT NOW

New thread is here boys

I can't wait to kill this christian cult!

>say fucking
>americlaps clap

why?

more downgrade

Why are you surprised? They continue to place Far Cry in shitholes. FC6 will be you in Washington fighting Comcast to get some decent internet connection

>same enemy icons as mgsv

It was a Pavlovian response.

>4K
60FPS
>6 TERAFLOPS
32GB DDR6 RAM
>EXCLUSIVES
XBONE X WON

>NOT AIMING fucking pleb

THis cult is pretty diverse though literally only one white guy

>Montana
>shithole

"no"

DOGGO

>Fangs for hire
Doggos are cute.

yeah
kill those hillbillies
they Christians and sheit

>dog companion
I'M SOLD

>Vaas bobblehead in the car.


stop.

Fucking up Comcast sounds like a blast desu

>Nintendo will never make games this fucking gay

feels good

Well, it is in America, so...

#RESIST

>bobblehead Vaan
I saw it

FUCK CHRISTIANS AND FUCK MONTANA

every goddam trailer has 30-40 seconds of fade in
then 20-30 seconds of closeups
then fade out
and title
10-20 seconds of baked gameplay (if any at all)
and it's done

>Play as a thief monkey
>FUCK FUCK FUCK

A FUCKING CHIMP GAME

Guys
Guys

fuck :)

haha

Huh look at that. An ape on an ape.

Wow, the new planet of the apes movie is different from what I expected

:|

:o

:O

????
an ubisoft game that actually looks interesting

what the fuck wheres my cringe

FUCKSHITHOLYFUCK

BGE 2
WHAAAAAAT

I can never care about games when they only show cinematics.

I want to see gameplay not a movie

Who thought this pile of trash was a good concept?

A nice CG movie. Where's the gameplay?

I've never played the original beyond good and evil, how is it?

after seeing this, I want to play it

also
>crying
fuck offff

Fags

guys turn on the stream theres a cute girl on stage

took em about 10 years for a new BGE

2019

>MULTIETHNIC
>MULTICULTURAL
HAHAHAAH
DROPPED

It's just a game they've been working on since ice age. BGAE3 will be released 2 years after this one and be a fc clone

DUDE SWEARING LMAO

Are Ubisoft the official edgemasters of E3?

MULTI ETHNIC

>prequel

>multicultural human society

>this sjw is making the new beyond good and evil

welp all my hype is gone

...

>takes place in a multiethnic and multicultural society
*WILD APPLAUSE*

Jesus Christ

>multicultural gets an applause

#DIVERSITY

>before jade
>multicultural
>online

HOLY FUCK KEK

the dyke sjw ruined it.

>multicultural
>multi ethnic

This is why video games are dead

so we can't play as an asian girl anymroe?

>newer thread with no replies
Fuck off already.

everything ubisoft has presented looks good. current winners

It's got more replies that this one?

>You've done amazing job, it's amazing what you've achieved. But now, Ubisoft has no use for you
>*accentman takes out a gun and shoots the dev team*

>Ubisoft had the best conference so far

didn't expect that