E3 Ubisoft Comfy thread

E3 Ubisoft Comfy thread

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Remember to keep it comfy or go back to the sticky.

Where's the gay pride ribbons

Here we go boys. Far Cry time.

Fuck here we go. Sup Forums the triggering part 2.

Man I hate this "dumb redneck central america" trope for games.

I'm not even against it or triggered, I just don't enjoy it.
There's nothing fun about that setting. I'd rather play on a tropical island or shit.

CHRISTIANS ARE BAD GUYS LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

oh boy America simulator!

TIME TO TRIGGER Sup Forums

>dat voice

KKona

I've barely seen "dumb redneck central america" in a lot of games. The only one which sticks out is GTA 5.

I think it's a cool concept to develop and makes a change from shooting slopes.

Far Cry 5, Assassin's Creed: Origins and Skull & Bones actually look like fun games.

I never thought I'd tick that American box

>ubisoft has games games games games games across a variety of genres
>Sup Forums hates it

>sony shows sales data, walking simulators, and nothing but CGI trailers with 0 gameplay for games coming out in 2-3 years from now
>OMG CONFERENCE OF THE YEAR BASED SONY

explain this

kek they couldn't even wait 1 post to prove you're right

Finally, Americans are the bad guys

Well if you enjoy it more power to you, just never cared for it so I'll skip this game

Downgrade incoming

How does anyone identify with evil rednecks? It's almost as bad as people getting mad over nazis being shown as the bad guys

>Side-kick is a brown woman

WOAH

Gee, I'm sure this is TOTALLY legit gameplay guys!

>kill white bois as black chicks

YES, THE ULTIMATE Sup Forums TRIGGERING

Remember, the future of america is techy, coastal, and brown

cause being contrarian is what all the cool kids do

this presentation makes me FUCKING SCARED LOL

>$150+ Pre-Order only Special Edition

Just wait till you see the cost of pre-ordering all the shitty figurines for Starlink.

Vas bobblehead

i like this song so ubi gets a pass

BOOM BOOM BOOM
because the game will bomb. Nah not really people will lap this shit up.

Isn't this just Farcry 4 with new coat of paint?

I'm having serious deja vu here.

>Order around load nigress as white boi

>not aiming

did this guy just cuss...

wow is he really going to get away with that... :o

What if I don't want a sassy black female sniepr companion?

Muh strong independent wymen

the game looks amazing too bad they'll downgrade the fuck out of it

LITERALY ANTIFA SIMULATOR REEEEEEE

even pre-rendered shit looked like it had shit gunplay

embarrassing

OH SHIT!

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2

>target a-FUCKING-quired

NO FUCKING WAY

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2

>that chinese girl with dem titties

So it's just American redneck simulator?

OH FUCK

>More black protags

UGH

I don't believe it

Ubi wins e3. Can't believe it.

HOLY SHIT

Nigress and an ape

Sup Forums will love this

annoying fucking limey monkey kill it

what is this apeshit

Ubisoft actually wins E3
It's happening

Too many good games

Oh boy another strong independant black womyn

This monkey game looks pretty interesting.
Glad they made the monkey sound like a chav though.

Sony is just a damn good platform. I don't think anyone is contrarian enough to think they make good first parties.

>twitch chat banning people spamming TriHard for the monkey game
LUL

>Nigger and an ape

Pottery

BEYOND GOOD & EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>A black voices a chimp.
Is ubi secretely based?

This game is going to drive you bananas!
>the fucking wilhelm scream

>dat wilhelm scream

cute black couple

Only like the fifth one

Is this BGE2 or not

...

Niggers

Why are they all black?

IT'S BGE 2 GET HYPEEEEEEEEEE

Which was just FC3 with a new coat of paiting.

>Wake up
>Turn on stream
>Ubisoft is winning e3

...

UBISOFT
WON
E3

AYO GUV LOOK AT THEM TEEF

beyond good and evil 2: nothing to do with the first edition

Cause the white people live in the city and are cops.

oh wow.

Because half the US are """red necks"""

Ubisoft not fucking it up, who could have thought.

FINALLY!!!!!!!

>Wake up
>Turn on stream
>They're playing fucking movie trailers

reminder to hold judgment until they release gameplay footage

Black guy is the monkey
Mhhhm...... UBISOFT?

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2 ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Winnar chicken dinnar. Duck this earth. Ubi won.

Guys I'm not even memeing but Ubisoft is winning this shit no doubt.

>That jiggling

I just got here, what have they shown?

DUDE ARTIFICIALLY INSERTING SOFT SWEAR WORDS INTO EVERY OTHER SENTENCE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So it's a beastiality fetishists wet dream. A world full of human women and all the men are literal animals.

>MULTI ETHNIC
>MULTI CULTURAL

Another game filled with black protagonist and strong woman companion.

they're about to cry

>BGE2
>it's a prequel

MULTICULTURAL hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cringe

>Wake up
>turn on e3
>a bad movie is playing
>we all lose

MULTIKULTI

>multicultural
>multiethnic

another game for Sup Forums to chimp out to

That's a dumb looking collar