>ARMS
>Splat2n
>Rabbid + Mario
>Starlink
>Fifa 18 at 60fps, single joycon support and a real fifa on the go
>Pokken Tournament DX
>NBA 2k18
>Skyrim
>Mario Oddysey
>Payday 2
>Stardew Valley
>Xenoblade 2
>Monster Hunter XX
>Fire Emblem Warriors
Nintendo didn't even have its presentation and it already is the best handheld of all time
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Whatever, E3 is always bad, i just want Spla2n to be good.
Shovelware
Shovelware
Ubishit
Shovelware
Sportsshit
Port
Port
Port
Garbage
Port
Port
Weebshit
Port
Shovelware
Wowwww so good nintendo wins
Crossplay games
>Minecraft for iPad, PC, Xbox
>Gunscape for Xbox
put some effort in your bait faggot not giving you a (You)
Oops meant for
I'm not falseflagging before any roach accuses me, but desu I'm starting to worry about third parties. The Switch needs to have that crutch to stand and skyrim alone ain't gonna cut it
lmao
One man's trash is another man's treasure...
The thing is that most of these are really trash.
As is most of the industry.
Skyrim on switch will sell like shit, nobody will get a downgraded version of an old game. Plus while Switch gets a xenoverse port the rest will get FighterZ.
4 months after launch and the thing is already at the same state the Wii U was in 2014.
You underestimate just how much skyrim is still being bought by normies
>Arms
Just stop, we know it's shit
BING BING
WAHOO
1 UP
YIPEE
Fuck off Nintendiapers. You are the laughing stock of this board
that mario rabbits game looked kinda fun
t. 20 points on the testfire
You're calling fucking everything shovelware that's not how it works
Is this cropped porn or something?
The rabbits shit ruins it. Should just be smash characters xcom
>Babies first fighter
>Babies second shooter
>Babies first turn based strategy
>who
>sport game
>port
>basket ball-American game
>If you haven't played this shit by now
>Looks alright
>Loosing support at the end of the year, doa
>Pretty cool
>Looks fun
>Never really into the series"
>If it's anything like Dynasty Warriors, it's shit
I don't care about the rabbids, it legit looks fun
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>rehash counts when Nintendo does it
Half those games are Wiiu ports. The other half are multiplats on PS4 and Xbone.
All you have is Arms (77).
Pedo shooter 2.
Xcom for babies
>literally who
And Mario.
That looks like shit.
It's from a funny webcomic made with SFM. In this comic, the Inkling is about to get eaten by Painis Cupcake, that old forgotten TF2 Gmod meme.
nah, both rabbits and non mario characters feel shit to me, i dont want fucking pokemons here either
>and a real fifa on the go
A real FIFA from 360 and PS3. It's legacy edition.
>>Skyrim
also 360 and PS3 version.
And maybe Beyond good and evil
>In early 2016, Destructoid published a rumor that the game was being funded by Nintendo as an exclusive to their upcoming console codenamed "NX".[90]
No one ever says the bottom half of that. Meta critic is pretty decent.
60 and below is 90% trash. 90% and above is 90% good
>The other half are multiplats on PS4 and Xbone.
The other half are multiplats on the fucking PS3 and 360 at that.
>90% and above is 90% good
yet all nindrones say horizon is bad, oh the irony
>Meta critic is pretty decent.
>Horizon is 10 points higher, but is still called "sony shit"
>no Metroid
Dark days lie ahead
>>Splat2n
>>Rabbid + Mario
>>Mario Oddysey
>>Xenoblade 2
>>Fire Emblem Warriors
only care about these
>political message
>good
get out and stay out
so, it's only okay when nintendo does it?
Don't fault metacritic for Sup Forums lack of friends. They have no friends they form these strange bonds with video game companies.
>only MY FAVORITE COMPANY IS GOOD
Good games are good. Bad games are bad. I haven't played horizon because I don't see enough games on the ps4 I would like to play. But I would like to play it.
Woah so you don't know what shovelware is
Stick close to me kid, you have a lot to learn
>ARMS
Shallow gimmick IP
>Splat2n
Fair
>Rabbid + Mario
Shovelware
>Starlink
Literally who?
>Fifa
Super Shovelware 64 Remastered Collector's Edition
>Pokken
Shallower SSB
>NBA 2k18
Bargain-Bin-at-the-grocery-store-tier shovelware
>Skyrim
Unmoddable and only a full generation behind the others.
>Mario Oddysey
Only exists so they don't lose the copyright
>Payday 2
Meh-tier game. Also a generation too late.
>Stardew Vallew
Would have been better off just making a new harvest moon.
>Xenoblade 2
Port
>Monster Hunter XX
Oh boy, another monster hunter game...
>Fire Emblem Warriors
May as well just put it on the fucking 3ds.
>>ARMS
Fair enough
>>Splat2n
Yeah sure
>>Rabbid + Mario
No, fuck off
>>Starlink
Indie shit I assume
>>Fifa 18 at 60fps, single joycon support and a real fifa on the go
Who gives a shit about fifa
>>Pokken Tournament DX
Dead playerbase
>>NBA 2k18
Who gives a shit about sports games in general
>>Skyrim
10 year old game, did I mention paid fucking mods
>>Mario Oddysey
Not out till December and we don't know anything about it
>>Payday 2
6 year old game
>>Stardew Valley
Overated
>>Xenoblade 2
I accept this
>>Monster Hunter XX
This one too
>>Fire Emblem Warriors
Dynasty warriors is mash x simulator, except now with fire emblem characters
>Nintendo didn't even have its presentation and it already is the best handheld of all time
It's a console
>game has a woman in it
>"political message"
Funny how you don't fault Zelda or ARMS for this.
>If it's anything like Dynasty
It's a fucking game made by Koei Tecmo, it has the name "warriors" in it, and Hyrule Warriors already played exactly like a Dynasty Warriors game. Put two and two together you pinhead.
AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWHHWHAHAHHAHAHA
Fucking faggot
>No AAA third party support
lol
just like minecraft sold like trash on the switch?
>Only exists so they don't lose the copyright
Wut?
Beyond Good and Evil 2 exclusive for a year. Nintendo is back, baby!
ARMS has just as much of a diverse cast as Overwatch, yet it's okay because Nintendo
where are the games though?
>Who gives a shit about fifa
The 3rd world
Sells more on Xbone and PS4, so yes?
>tranny link
>not a political message
AAA games are trash nowadays. Maybe if they were like Contra or Gradius still it would be good to have their support, but all we get is the same garbage every year.
Better to have a game like Dragon Quest or something than Asscreed
e3 is about newshit. i don't think they're going to show off anything significant that hasn't been announced already, that's why they're just doing a 20 minute direct.
nintendo once again showing that it does not give a shit about e3.
we'll probably at least get some new amiibo announcements
Damn it, I actually though it might be a switch exclusive, but now it's pretty much guaranteed to be a lie
is a joke about trannies dumb frog poster
Switch isn't getting the new DBZ game either
>using yearly released sports trash as positives
fucking kill yourself my man
just like sims4 has a tranny option, its all a joke, Sup Forums is always wrong, am i right ninbro?
>Only exists so they don't lose the copyright
What did he mean by this?
sucks to be third world scum
they should make a fucking FF tactics 3D. it would sell millions
being a switch user must suck even more because they dont even get the current fifa, just some scraps from 2012
>E3 is about new shit
user, we see stuff that's already been announced or shown in advance all the time. We're seeing Sonic Forces, again, Sonic Mania, again. We've known about Asscreed well in advance.
This isn't your dad's E3 in 1995, where we know next to nothing. We are in the know about a lot of games that show up at E3.
>Buying consoles at launch
Yeah, nah. See you in a year or two until I'm sure it actually has good games and that Nintendo hasn't abandoned it.
not clue about sims4, but the rest is true
Metroid hasnt had a good game for over a decade now.
face it, anything we get with 'Metroid' in the title, is just a lifeless husk made not to entertain, but to drain your wallet
That's not what shovelware means dipshit
And who gives a shit about them
>fighting game that doesn't have a story mode doesn't get a very high score
what else is new?
>Bethesda dick riding Skyrim again
Its been 6 fucking years what the fuck
When has Nintendo ever abandoned a platform in 2 years? Only one I can think of is Virtual Boy, but that was a special circumstance.
This isn't Sony we're talking about, where a platform gets abandoned the moment it sells poorly.
Why would anyone believe her at this point?
Now the released exclusives with a metacritic of over 80
>.....
Probably that Nintendo keeps shitting out a new mario game every year so nobody with a better concept can take their mascot and claim it was abandoned.
So basically, like every other company in existence.
>Thread talking about the Switch
>brings up a game on PC and Wii U
Way to move the goalposts
No kidding Switch wins buddy
It was destined to be
Sony is done for at this point
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Holy fucking shit. You're completely obsessed.
>PC
Piracy doesn't count user. It's like saying PS2 has no games just because you can emulate it now.
zelda is not exclusive
...
enjoying those literal 6 year old scraps that are skyrim?
The only things that interest me on that list are Splatoon 2 and Mario Odyssey. I'm sure Xenoblade, Monster Hunter, and Fire Emblem are alright too, but I've never played them.
And seriously, shit like Skyrim, Payday, NBA, FIFA, etc. don't fucking count because they've already been out for years or you can play better versions of them on different platforms. Who cares?
Also, playing Skyrim on the Switch sounds so uninteresting. I already haven't played my modded Skyrim on PC in about a year, where the game is 300 times better than vanilla - so playing it vanilla on the Switch already is making me yawn. I can only imagine 12-year-olds getting excited by this.
>good
How can it not be? The only thing I'm worried about is that the social don't look as cool it seem to be as powerful as the original ones.
Switch doesn't even need saving, unlike Wii U. It's selling like fucking crack. Wii U was already floundering in sales by its second month, while Switch hasn't lost pace, even in the middle of June.
>Ywn be this mad at video games
Feels good to be a Nintenbro.
>Piracy doesn't count
Says who? It counts because I can do it.
Now's the part where you give me 20 excuses.
Is Smash happening?
It has a Zelda skin and motion controls. It will sell like hot pockets.
>3rd party
>selling well on Nintenbro
Sure thing
But that lines up exactly with what he said. The Switch is out selling the Wii U, and if you look at the actual numbers, it's more consistent. The Wii U basically sold nothing in its third month, while the Switch is still selling out constantly.
...
>handheld
I can't say I like any of these games even one bit, but instead of calling them all shit I will go into depth explaining why I dislike them.
>ARMS
>Splat2n
I can't stand a 60 dollar purchase that doesn't have a singleplayer. And I mean a fully fleshed out singleplayer. No DLC, no casual garbage, plenty of game time. If you can't get that right in a shooter or fighter, then don't make those genres. Let them rot with the visual novels. Multiplayer is cancer.
>Rabbid + Mario
A ubisoft game. Do you really trust those scumbags? Also, it looked way too casual. too much cover to hide behind, gameplay was too braindead. Guarantee you it won't have difficulty modes.
>Starlink
Not really enough content that we've seen. Looks too barebones.
>Fifa 18 at 60fps, single joycon support and a real fifa on the go
Sports game. Instantly invalidated for being a milked genre.
>Pokken Tournament DX
Isn't this a port? A fighting game port at that, with absolutely terrible singleplayer content? And for full price too.
>NBA 2k18
See FIFA. If it involves sports, it goes in the garbage with the rest of the normie dudebro games.
>Skyrim
After the reintroduction of paid mods, I think I'm going to give the finger to Bethesda.
>Mario Oddysey
Haven't seen much, will no doubt be casual like every platformer from Nintendo in the past 10 years.
>Payday 2
I can already play this on the PC? And it does not lend itself to horrific console controls.
>Stardew Valley
Already play it on the PC. Also a game that cannot benefit from portability. It has to be a stationary game since it requires your full attention anyttime you play it.
>Xenoblade 2
Cinematic experience. I've had enough of that from Uncharted.
>Monster Hunter XX
Capcom game. Never trusting them again after they murdered Megaman.
>Fire Emblem Warriors
Cinematic experience combined with braindead musou """gameplay""". Will pass.
Overall, not a worthwhile selection.
>switch literally only has 0.08 more sales
>literally half the software sales
Going by your logic, the Wii U sold like crack on release.
Pic related for a console that ACTUALLY sold like crack
Let's also factor in that the Switch launched in spring. The fact that it outperformed the WiiU in the same amount of time but in the shittiest game season possible really shows that it's doing better.
Feels good bros
The Wii U sold like crack in its first month, and then slowed down horribly, yes.
Damn that is one horrible lineup. At least now the Switch has games, even if they're all bad. I mean really, using skyrim or an NBA game as a selling point?
What's Horizon?
Sounds like a mobile game
As an actual person who played Horizon, i can say that its shit.
Like, literally, i went through half of the game because upon seeing the reviews "it gets better once you progress through 50% of the story" But guess what, it really didnt. Upon reaching my limits i put it on a box and gave it to my cousin to play. Thats the end of the story for now, but he got pretty tired of it and went to play Nier instead.