Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen.
I present to you: The winner of E3

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OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE GOD DAMN

you a winner

The real question is, how the fuck did that happen?

What games did they show?

>Mario x Rabbids actually looking fun, like XCOM with some Disgaea influence
>The Crew 2 looks decent and might be great if they fixed the car handling
>South Park finally releasing and looking good
>Beyond Good and Evil 2 looking great
>Skull & Bones takes the most fun part of AC Black Fag (being a pirate) and makes a standalone out of it

no indie shit

It didn't. E3 isn't over yet, we still have Sony and Nintendo, the only ones that have ever actually mattered.

When's Sony?

Sony cannot win at this point.
They could have Bloodborne 2 or Aztecsouls or w/e and it still wouldn't be enough after Ubisoft was this strong.

Nintendo would need Metroid/Animal Crossing/Smash or something to come anywhere near now.

This cannot win e3 : youtu.be/vdAujey2YKg

>*Blocks your path*

Not so fast

It already has. It's over user.

Ubisoft's conference was not amazing, it was just better than their usual and actually worthy of being held for once.

Nah Bloodborne 2 would be enough.

It really wouldn't.

That's not an achievement. This E3 had been garbage, and Ubisoft's presentation is no different. I don't give a fuck about that prequel they'll ruin either.

Some Skylanders ripoff
The Crew 2 Electric Boogaloo
Mario XCOM
A shitty multiplayer only pirate game
And a multi-cultural and multi-ethnic Beyond Good and Evil prequel without Jade

Take your moonswinging and MvCI garbage and get the fuck off the road

For the next 2 hours.

CHIMPS N KWEENZ

The last of us 2 alone would destroy everything Ubisoft has shown in the normies mind so yeah, Sony wins by default.

*BLOCK your fukin path both*

>native 4k at 30fps and 60fps for some games
>classic Xbox games with backwards compatibility
>Xbox 360 backwards compatibility
>superior online features
>controller is more comfortable
>6>4
>Ea Access\Cross play between platform (excluding Sony)
>the most powerful and the smallest gaming beast at $499
>tfw Xbox won E3 again by showing a better hardware and 42+ different games
>The Xbox ecosystem is Xbox One S, Xbox One X, and Windows 10.

Goes to show how absolutely horrendous this E3 has been.

is this bait? there wasn't anything that looked interesting. I was hoping the mario game would be mini games or running around not turn based

>cinematic trailer

Though we were done with this shit?!

What has Sony to show that hasn't already been shown?

Missed the conference. So what did I miss?

(You)

Not much of an achievement anymore when your competition is literal retards that spent most of the time talking about rehashes and paid dlcs.

>No Splinter Cell
>BGE2 is a prequel

They are the winners by proxy of being the least shit. Nothing we saw was good.

TLOU wasn't even good, why would more of the same be enough to destroy anything other than an evening of fun when I end up being bored watching cutscenes?

Yeah Microsoft was actually better than Ubishit.

What did Ubisoft even show that wasn't shit besides BG&E?

so microsoft,sony, and nintendo are gonna be the best and the rest are shit.

Bravo

How?

How did they win? That shit was incredibly boring and filled with shit games.

This is not the first time this happened. They often surprise at E3, then fall way down to usual expectations over the course of the year, until next E3, where they win the show again.

>the only ones that have ever actually mattered.
spotted the drone

FUCK OFF UBI

>96 on metacritic
>it wasnt even good

Normies fucking loved it and if they show gameplay of it today then they're gonna win.

Ubisoft managed to make a rabbits game that beats a potential TLOU 2

how the fuck do you beat that?

this is great news for Vivendi when they take over Ubi

>the only good game was a mario rabbids cross over

I don't even fucking know how to react to this

A surprisingly acceptable ubisoft confrence

It was a good show for them, I only see 3 game I would absolutely buy FC5 BGE2 and SP, the Crew has to prove to me it's good the last game was meh.

>multi-cultural
>multi-ethnic

YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yea,yea the future look great. fucking idiots.

This is literally a Ubisoft marketing thread, I hope you guys know that
They're literally the only people who post about their shitty games

It most definitely would

we never learn from anything user we hate OURSELVES

They are a shit company regardless and Im not buying any of their shit games.

the exact same thing from the last 2 years but without girl boners

Oh so we're doing this?
I guess you agree that BotW is the game of the decade then and the Switch already won?

Since it's metacritic it must be true, right?

it's just gonna be more cut scenes and 10 seconds if that of sneaking and showing off graphics

>I would absolutely buy FC5

Go drown yourself.

it sucked

>another mario game now ripping off Xcom

pic related

The mario game looked good until they revealed the stupid tactical battle system. Stupid as hell.

While Microsoft is still ahead of the rest at E3 this year. They would be unbeatable if they just would have announced Halo 1-4 BC, Halo 5 enhanced with split screen and Master Chief campaign for Xbox One X, and announced Halo 6. All of this would have killed everyone with Nintendo being the only challengers with Metroid 5 and Metroid 1-4 all being playable for free when you get Nintendo's yearly online service.

fc5 looks like it could be decent. the last far cry I played was 3 and I beat it multiple times but I feel like the story is gonna be fucking dumb

still not gonna install Uplay

Super Mario XCOM : Rabbids Boogaloo
Assasinz and Sheit
The usual little dance show with extra cringe (and thicc)
Steep Olympics DLC
South Park Comicshit
South Park Mobile cash grab
No-man Skylanders
The Crew 2 : Inception
Black Flag Multiplayer
Beyond Good and Evil 2 : Space Monkey edition

Oh yeah. Sooo good.. the playerbase will drop on everyone one of those games a month after release. Farcry and S&B might start seeing a drop off after 2-3 months. Not even close to winning

And that's all they need to win. Sad!

it's fucking xcom with mario! it's brilliant

>the pirate games is literally black flag without the open world faggotry

FUCKING GOTY

what games? Noticing no aisha memes so its off to a good start

over hyped Tom Clancy and for honour viking stick man?

well given that mario games are always better than what they rip off, not a bad thing

>the last far cry I played was 3
Same here.
>but I feel like the story is gonna be fucking dumb
Well its Far Cry, so thats a given.
But yeah, it looked like straighforward action fun.

>it took three years to make an XCOM knockoff

>metacritic

am i the only one that thought far cry 5 looked extremely bright? it looked very outdated

not a lot then. Well apart from thicc

too bad it's still
>Ubisoft

they lose by default and only shills think otherwise

Just woke up. What I miss?

Beyond Good and Evil 2, but WAIT it's a prequel and no Jade or gameplay in site, Makes me wish the original BG&E2 released for the Xbox 360 and PS3 back in the day.

>no boarding just boat ramming

yeah dropped - looks repetitive as fuck

I didn’t watch it because I assumed it’d be dancing and shit like usual Ubisoft. Did I miss out or are you all lying?

>developed by Ubisoft

lol

>Origins
That name is so disgustingly generic that I thought Assassins Creed Origins already existed

fading into crippling depression at the state of modern gaming

>over hyped Tom Clancy and for honour viking stick man?
I think they only overhyped a black flag multiplayer bullshit, they dropped all multiplayer roleplay in favor of cinematic trailers with no gameplay at all

Sony will have half an hour dedicated to COD and Destiny 1.5. Enjoy faggot.

Never played BG&E so I guess I'll need to look into that

Everything they showed was garbage, you didnt miss anything except BG&E

Still waiting on the Japs to show up, but I admit Ubisoft did better that I expected.

miyamoto came on stage to reveal there's a serious marioXrabbits x-com style game

it was weird, even by ubisoft standards

You missed the, so far, winning presentation of E3

Just Microsoft and Nintendo at this point.

God of War
TLoU 2
Uncahrted DLC
Spiderman
A new Sucker Punch game
Bloodborne 2
Detroit
A not shit CoD

LOL GET FUCKED nintenbros

>However, the phrase “online playground” was mentioned. Ubisoft goes on to describe System 3 as a “massive, seamless online environment” where players will rise from “lowly pirate to legendary captain.” Just exactly what kind of multiplayer, online game Beyond Good and Evil 2 proves to be remains to be seen, but there’s no doubt that the game has lofty aspirations.

What did they show?

The element of surprise

>cinematic shit game now
>cinematic shit
>cinematic shit
>ok
>their games are trash so whatever
>would be great
>this is even more cinematic than nu-GoW and TLOU, literally a movie
>not-shit CoD who the fuck cares?

they lost

>black flag MP

Ehhh I'll give that a miss. IMO black flag was great but as a separate pirate game. The AssCreed story was pretty crap and idk how MP will even play out

TLOU is way better than Beyond Good and Evil 2bh

Can you go be autistic somewhere else

Fuck off shill. It was just as bad as the rest.

You know the Xbox conference was basically a PC games show, right?