So should I buy a vive or spend 1000 dollars on escorts?

So should I buy a vive or spend 1000 dollars on escorts?

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You should spend 1000 dollars on me

This but me instead

maybe you could fix the a/c in the poolhouse

Fuck Philip Banks

You should spend 1000 on e-sports.

wtf hes dead

can you make me a sandwich?

He's yiffing in heaven (again)

Vive. Pussy is overrated and as soon as you nut it's over.

The Vive is fun as fuck m8.

VIVE 800 BUCKS
ASIAN MASSAGE HOOKER 200 BUCKS
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PRICELESS AND GAY

Buy yourself some nice gemstone rings.

Bitches love that shit. Net more pussy.

go to vegas

Yes I almost always regret spending money on escorts.
I can't be the only one considering vive for fallout 4 on this board right

Jealous of my unlimited dollars dawg?

Under age escorts are illegal. Get a vive

BRING HIM BACK

Probably a Vive. You can just download VR porn once you get one.

Go to Ukraine and hire four models for a month to pull you around in a stagecoach like huskies and have sex with you in trains while you explore eastern europe.

You should spend them on a Pizza Hut in your garage

Gimme a hug, man

>Jealous of my unlimited dollars dawg?
>Starts this stupid thread
Motherfucker i have VIVE and fuck hookers whenever i cant get it for free, by the looks of how stupid you are id say your better off going for the hookers retard.

if you're dumb enough to consider vive, you're also stupid enough to blow money on hookers when paying for the privilege in itself reveals your inferior thinking.

But then again, I'm one of those entitled fucks that gets by on good genetics and an absurdly photogenic face, so ignore me and do you.

>1000 dollars on escorts

Nope. Maybe 200 at worst but MORE than 200 is just ripping yourself off. All an escort is is a date where the main attraction is your money, not you meaning the offered part is willing to overlook some immediate indecent actions because they're being blinded by the future.

And you don't let dates run you for 1000 bucks right? Of course not. Hell you aren't even going to let them run you for 100 bucks.

Alright I'm mad. This is the exact same as someone pointing and laughing at any other birth defect or disability. There is nothing the guy can do about that, not even at a medical level.

Yes i know it's fucking porn and the guy put himself in that situation but it reminded me of a show i saw recently on TV by accident. You know those bullshit talkshows were a bunch of women and faggots discuss inane trivialities but attempt to discuss a serious subject at one point? So long story short some penis guy went on and literally all he had to do was say the words "micro penis" and huge cackle erupted from the crown of old hags in the studio. And it continued through all of the interview even though the guy was a doctor trying to be serious. Women get to cry and make a big deal about their flat chests when it's a desirable trait for a significant chunk of the male population and can be easily resolved with an operation but for the penis it's still open season even though it's a much serious situation.

Yes, yes we all know the kind of posts I've opened my self to. Like come on, don't be a bot.

>This is the exact same as someone pointing and laughing at any other birth defect or disability

gb2ScaryMovie

Please Mighty Kek tell me this is OP

Buy a vibe and download a whore house game.

I'm sure i watched that movie but i'm not getting the reference

Back to your containment board faggot

youtu.be/AYcAh1I8lOY?t=21s

go spend $800 on cocaine and $200 on an escort.

repeat process until void in soul is filled or you OD.

Listen its OK to have a small penis OP just fuck the shit out of her with a strap on and when shes all tired out play with her kitty and jerk off...then cum all over her face with your lil Micro Penis

Im rich and like spending much but not too much

I wrote escorts didn't I? But yeah you're right

I know it's scary movie but talk about low hanging fruit (pun bait). It kind of proves my point though, right? I mean am i wrong about my assessment?

Society is extremely hypocritical on this subject.

Sex with a condom is terrible, but ofcourse you don't want to fuck a prostitutes without a condom so if any let you do that, don't do that either. So no don't waste money on prostitutes.

how to escort?

>not buying a pizza hut for your garage

hitting close to home huh?

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Its best to be well armed, make sure your getting paid well for the job and can handle the amount of people you are escorting but most important...ALWAYS i said ALWAYS expect trouble! Be well prepared for resistance every escort you make. Stay safe

Always make sure you get paid up front.

great reference, will

Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?

goddammit. I now ill never find out : (