Sup Forums plays Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest

LAST TIME
>the adventure began
>after a spoileriffic opening dream, we truly got to meet Broccorrin, an ugly little thing who wants everyone to be best friends!
>Who refuses to slaughter enemy soldiers even in combat, and lets them go free to continue to be problems
What's going on?
>I'm playing through fire emblem Fates: Conquest
>who I use, who gets boosters, and, eventually, who does supports will be decided by you

>What is this?
This is Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest, one of three releases of the Fates franchise
>I'm new to Fire Emblem. What's a good game to start with?
Fire emblem: The Blazing sword(aka Fire Emblem in the USA) is a fantastic starting point, featuring a comprehensive tutorial. Alternatively, Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones also has a briefer tutorial and is all around easier.
>I heard this series is just shitty waifu pandering
that's Awakening and this game.
>what does each stat do?
HP-health. lose it all and your unit dies(permanently)
STR- how much damage you do with physical attacks. this is augmented by your enemy's DEF and your own weapon's MT. In Path of Radiance, STR functions similarly to how CON did in older games, determining how much you're burdened by your weapons.
MAG - how much damage you do with magic tomes, staves, or magic weapons. This is augmented by your enemy's RES.
SKL- your chance to hit with attacks, as well as score crits
SPD- if your SPD is high enough, you'll be able to double-attack enemies, also affects your chance to avoid enemy attacks.
LUK-affects accuracy and avoidability, and reduces enemy crit chance.
DEF-affects defense against physical attacks
RES-affects defense against magical attacks
CON- unit's weight. this affects who they can rescue or be rescued by, as well as whether or not they can shove or be shoved by a unit.
>Why are you so shit?
I'm the BEST FIRE EMBLEM PLAYER
>YOU'RE JUST A NINTENDO SHILL
Yes, Nintendo is totally paying out the ass to have a guy shittalk a 2 year old game that he pirated, on a peruvian flute-band website. They totally don't hate LPs in general and make it harder for LPers to get by on their games.

First for Beruka is best girl

>sorry for questioning you when you told me to slaughter defenseless people!

>chapter 3
Did Nigger already finish the first two?

>More obvious villains
yeah, I kept playing through the shitposting.

There's never any shitposting in these threads me dude

"We're totally trustworthy!"
you missed the last thread, which got spammed by summerfags and pornposters.

Ha ha ha

"Our mission was to survey, not fight, so let's turn back"
"Yeah, alright"
"FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU."

Yea, I missed that thread, I try to be on cause these are fun to lurk in or participate in, sorry you had your thread derailed Nigger

>Goes down like a bitch
>ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

>Conquest
Citra works?

Anything that isn't the map runs like shit, but yeah.

>dragon veins
for what purpose? It's not like what they do is hidden...just put the shit on the field right away.

Well, the combat animations are pretty shit anyways.

It's for stuff like freezing the lake in that ice tribe chapter

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>SPD
Someone's gonna die.

Broccorrin is cute and strong.

for some reason all the level up quotes bothered the hell out of me.

Cute broccoli

her boon is SPD
this isn't Niggress.

Then what is our meme stat? Skill? Res?

What difficulty you on nig?

LUK
hard

I'm suddenly reminded of the sword from MGQ.

RIP jagen

Oh, cool. I haven't been in a Nigger thread since the mk404 playthrough!
Apparently this game has even worse writing so I'll probably enjoy the lp :^)

>corrin has magical shapeshifting abilities on top of being super kind and everyone loving her

oh wow.

This is only the beginning.

we micaiah sue now.

>implying Micaiah compares

>Miciaiah
She's legitimately well written in comparison.

even micaiah cant compare to the mary sue powers of corrin

WHAT.

Only cuter and actually usable.

THIS IS ONLY THE START OF THE RIDE, NIGGER

>chapter 3
>already getting magic dragon powers and access to the fucking astral realm
WHAT THE FUCK.

>Arm becomes a fucking huge lance
>Hand becomes a giant mouth with sharp finger-teeth that shoots magical energy balls

Why? Why any of this? What is the purpose?

Don't worry, everyone forgets about it soon

Not as bad as Micaiah I think, but yeah, get ready for another round of that.

It's a cool sword, all right?

holy fuck she looks hideous.

Special Snowflake reasons. I reclassed immediately as soon as I could to get away from it.

Lilith was cute then she transformed info fucking that.

>hard
I tried to play Conquest blind on hard while iron manning, as I often like to do when first playing a FE.

This was the game to break that tradition for me. Never again will I take that risk.

will this only make fun of the story or will you guys keep spouting "nu-fe" tier shitposts and shitting on everything the game does?

The game does a lot to deserve being shit on. We just haven't got to the story to make fun of yet

I think people generally acknowledge that Conquest has decent gameplay.

What happened to the guy who kept on spamming these threads

Yeah, at the very least Nigger's going to get walled at C10. Then there's the lategame and all of its bullshit.

Broccorrin is cute! CUTE!

>*teleports behind you*
>knocked out
oh boy

It really does, but I'm just tired of the deadbeat horses

Aww look, she took the time to remember everyone's names!
I'm playing this blind.

the shitty shit I see, I'll call out.

Ninja rape cave and Fuga's wild ride will break him

>Conquest Hard while blind
I did the same thing. Mistakes were made.

Just a reminder that Beruka and Charlotte are best grills.

Oh, I thought you had played it beforehand

Well, this will be at the very least interesting. I don't like your LPs but I'll lurk for the time being,

>tfw watching citra shit itself hundreds of times a second

>Beruka
>Not Belka
Filthy Osean dog

Gunter! Who told you you could fly!

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did the same and got to the ice tribe

Fuck conquest, i'm playing birthright now. and Sakura a C U T E

>hugging without touching her
you can see the effort that went into this game.

Her hair smelled too much like broccoli farts

>kidnapped as a child
>somehow everyone immediately recognizes her as an adult
that's not how maturing works.

it's hard to forget that hair

She had the broccoli hair even as a child.

I mean, with hair like that, you'd be pretty hard to forget too.

>got to the ice tribe
Isn't that the very first map of Conquest?

What if she had that haircut as a kid? Would you forget it?

>GARON IS EVIL
POST YFW
WHAT A FUCKING TWIST

3rd or so

NO WAI

That's bullshit and you know it. No way he's evil, don't trust Hoshidan scum.

>I'm a faggot that always goes hardest difficulty avaliable
>Lunatic
Thank god for children paralogues. In fact I think they're required as a source of exp in order to make the game managable.
>fucking ninjas everywhere
>reinforcements
>a literal 4x4 of ninjas being walled by effie in cave rape train
>that fucking boss hit rate

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GOTTA GO FAST

This is the worst fucking thread idea ever you fucking retard kill yourself

I don't believe you!

Remember when people were thinking that he was gonna be red herring?

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LEWD

Finally, a good time to post this.

it could be worse
you could not get any more STR until you promote like my Lunatic corn did

gotta love nu-fe growths.

>tfw BroCorrin's DSL

I don't think think I'm ready for an entire play through of this

She wants to be a magical vegetable.

For real, you can end up with units that have better stats after only 20 levels than you can get in the GBA games after 40. It's fucking nuts.

Hinoka Faceless porn WHEN?!?

Those lips and her fluffy hair are doing things to me.

>dem hover hands

Watch Constraint Copulation, sub in Hinoka in your mind.

none of you know what mary sue is if you think corrin is one.

dragon form Lilith is still cute and I would still S-rank her and have babies with her if the GAME ALLOWED IT

>TWO yandere sisters
oh BOY!

>Haven't seen your sister in ages
>Immediately plant your face in her boobs
Hinoka knows what's truly important in life.

Echoes did a fun job at exposing the newfags who were complaining about getting consistent three stat level ups.

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