Nintendo You are our last hope

Nintendo You are our last hope

I hope they don't let us down.

They want to be best for last, right?

RETRO PLEEEEAAAASEEEE

I swear they better say something about From soft working on a Switch project or else I'll livestream a suicide

>an hour left on Sony
>already announced a MonHun for everyone but Nintendo

btfo

You get Not-Monster Hunter the spin off, while Nintendo gets the next mainline installment.

Dont worry, Nintendo will stream commercial suicide, so you wont have to.

>forced to use their gimmicks each generation because they can't compete in the mainstream

>People consider them saviors

>Lose Monster Hunter
>"Mario Rabbids"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, yea sure

Calling it

Ninty>MS>Ubisoft>Devolver>Sony>EA>Bethesda

says monster hunter right in the title cuck

it'd be impossible for nintendo to not win at this point

this sony conference is real bad so far, even microsoft was better

So was G and it flopped

I can't believe Sony's show is this bad

MOTHER 3 PORT.

That's literally ALL Nintendo needs to win. Nothing else.

But of course, they won't.

"MONSTER HUNTER"

It's literally a generic open world with monster hunter skin

>this delusion and asshurt

its just not good, gold shitter
sony has put on great e3's the past two years but this isnt even close (so far)

>B...but Nintendo is surely better, right?

>nintendo
>hope
Nintendo gave you only ports to a portable system that and doesnt have a game coming out until this december. Then they shill rabbids, DLC shit to you. Then did shit like federation and fire emblem/ mario mobile. And you think they are going to do anything they already haven't shown you?

lol hope

Your conference Sucks shit

Is there even a Direct?

yes, it's only 25 minutes long

Microsoft conference was god-tier

first time I've ever wanted an xbox

remember when emily rogers says its gonna be announced in the second semester after the switch announcement incident.
lets see if this cunt deserved to get fired

Oh. Didn't find it on Moontube because there's no "Direct" in the name.

You fools. I guanantee we are going to see the Fall DLC for Zelda BotW, Pikmin 4, Metroid, and Mario Odyssey.
Fucking screen cap this shit

ubisoft won already

Every year I run into people who say that Microsofts show was god-tier and every year they are wrong. Sometimes I wonder how people can have taste so bad.

Yeah I can't believe I'm saying this but Xbox had the best one so far

>25 minutes

MS and Ubi were seriously better

>that awkward mood in the room after the show, everyone was expecting more
>a few meek "Sony, Sony" chants

The only thing that's slightly interesting is SotC remaster if they add the scrapped collosi

>Nintendo has literally TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES to somehow redeem this entire E3
Just give up hope now.

They only have 30mins, I think you depend more on directs than e3. I like Nintendo but I am not expecting much. At least it wont be a bunch of we wuz gamz n'shiet.

Nintendo will have the best conference because they aren't up their own ass with flashy spectacle and they understand that people actually like playing games

+1 hour treehouse

PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT DELAYED GAME PORT PORT PORT

>Nintendo saving this dogshit e3

During which there will be no big reveals.

Tree house is a lot of filler, tho.

>only 30 minutes
>probably more Splatoon 2 and ARMS shilling
>followed by more indie announcements
>maybe a small teaser for those other Switch titles
Fuck this im waiting for TGS from now on

Reggie says they're promising some more reveals in the first hour or so of Treehouse so I'd give them a comfortable hour like the other console manufacturers.

Last year we had P5, Yakuza 0, Deus Ex, Nier, BotW, Death Stranding, Last guardian, Dishonored 2. This year?

there have been reveals though

Bad taste or not, that is the taste of the average gamer. I can't believe people on Sup Forums exist that expect these big publishers to cater to them.

underrated comment

No Metroid so they will be as good as Microsoft and that's it

monhun spinoff and ps2 remake

Nintedo could win this easily but let's be honest they're fucking morons and will probably fuck it up again

>Metroid

Pfft hahahahahaha

> Ubisoft is about to win E3

What year is it? What dimension?

I said no Metroid

Oh, it sounds good. I got tired of seeing Breath of the Wild last year.

>gold face damage control on full blast in every thread
Christ, so when is Nintendo conference tomorrow in EST preferrably.

Not big ones. Anything sizeable enough to make E3 interesting will be in that first 25 minute spotlight.

>25 minutes

Yeah, sure.

mh is dog shit
btfo

I loved all the exclusives* they showed!
*Also on PC

I don't know, a new M&L is remarkable enough

When does it start?

12 PM EST tomorrow

They won the last E3.

Unless they announce that they aren't doing paid online at all not even Nintendo can save me from my despair. I'm done with new vidya I think, I'm just going to play older games for the rest of my life.

Please cap us off with a catastrophically bad show. I want it to be so bad I die from my body seizing from cringe and laughter.

Leave this to Nintendo

>25 minutes
Don't hold your breath.

DBZ
Ori
SotC remake

only exciting shit.

>tfw genuinely terrified that even with ridiculously reduced runtime they will still pack it with the padding they usually have in big directs like ice cube shaking or devs talking about how soft wool feels or decreasingly funny comic skits
Help

>They still have the contract for mainline Monster Hunter games
>Sony gets a spinoff.

9 am pst

That was the best Sony conference I've ever seen, they literally killed themselves with all that garbage. Thanks Sony, you really are 4 the players. You did us all a favor and finally fucked off. XD

I was expecting nothing for this E3 but I'm kinda hyped for Nintendo now since everything's been shit

>(((((treehouse)))))
E3 is doomed

>Other conferences have no surprises, crowds eerily quiet
Feels good to be a nintenbro.

>five minute intro skit
>five minute Amiibo
>ten minutes of games
>five minute outro

I also loved all the exclusive* sony showed!
*also available on PC and XBOX One

inb4 they retread Skyrim on the Switch so that we'll have a six-year old game in all three major presentations.

There's no point getting my hopes up for any good reveals, is there? They're just going to have Mario Odyssey and some shit nobody cares about.

Unless you're a pikmin fan there's nothing for you.

>Cloud Storage with paid online
>Animal Crossing Switch
>Confirmation of Smash Switch
>F Zero
>New real Metroid
>Mother 3
>Confirmation of a REAL Star Fox game (No Motion Shit)
>Mario and Luigi
>Have at least two devs confirm Triple AAAs for the system (Overwatch, WWII)

That's all I need.

What leaks do we know about the Nintendo E3 anyway?

Reggie said the 1st hour will still have reveals.

My, is that all?

I like you friend.

>any of those

It's not happening, let's be realistic.

You don't need to have any hopes since we already know all three of their games going into E3 were rabbids, smash port, and pikmin world

>F Zero
>New real Metroid
If i learned something tonight is that having hope is pointless

I'm worried for them. I didn't expect Sony to be so bad. Nintendo only has 25 minutes, too.

Considering Rabbids already had a pretty long segment at Ubisoft, I'd imagine they're not going to be redundant and present it again (though I expect treehouse gameplay).

honestly if a Smash port is confirmed that would be enough to win E3 at the point

And Mario Odyssey

I agree with that other user, not a single one of these are happening.

This seems like one of their spin-off titles, but I'm still going to buy it because I love Monster Hunter.

This. Its dead on arrival which is actually fucking sad. Shit E3.

As simple and obvious as your requests are, Nintendo have never been ones to give a single fuck about what their fans want, so it's not going to happen

>They don't have the best game on one of their "exclusives" franchises (MH)
>We haven't heard about the game Metro is making
>25 min. presentation
Nintendo is doomed, but at least they'll get 2nd place... like last year and the previous

They should at least give a fuck about not losing E3.

In fairness about the
>25 minutes
thing, if you stripped even a good E3 conference down to just its genuinely interesting new promo videos, you wouldn't have much more than half an hour's content if even that.

Do you really think Nintendo cares about "losing" E3?

>They should at least give a fuck about not losing E3.
Why should they, exactly, from their perspective? The yearly popularity contest of E3 doesn't actually impact whether or not they have games people will pay for.

Mother 3 jokes about trannies. NOA has been vocal about supporting gay bbq rights.
NOA wouldn't let it happen.