This is the worst E3 in a long while

This is the worst E3 in a long while.

2017

the year everyone collectively said "fuck it. why should i try?"

>MS BEAT SONY

>NINTENDO IS OUR LAST HOPE

Nintendo wins by default.

>expecting anything goof from E3 in the year of our lord 2017

Video gaming is dead

This E3 you saw this year is what happens when socialism takes over

western games. not even once.

"nintendo wins by doing nothing"

NINTENDO HAS TO SHOW JUST ONE GOOD GAME AND THEY WIN E3.

Mainstream gamers and normies will eat this slop up anyway. Why indeed, should any of these companies try?

>WE WUZ: The conference

this exactly. i keep thinking to myself why bother at all? the industry is dead.

MS had the better conference. But they didn't convince me to buy an Xbox.

I have a PC and PS4. Sony showed some exclusives that I won't get to play on my PC.
All of them kind of sucked except for the Shadow of the Colossus remake and Spiderman.

I have been watching literally every single E3, even the small events, from beginning to end on every stream regularly since 2010.

That Sony conference was the worst one I've ever seen. Oh my fucking god.

But 2017's been a really good year for video game releases, expecting more good things would make sense

It was such a nice year so far too, too bad all parties shit the bed

This is the year of "Remember last year?"

Like, seriously. That was almost entirely everything about the Sony conference.

Captcha: CUISINE Faggion

The personal best i gout out of this E3 was more new on the DBZ game Arcsys was making but we already knew this was a thing.

You say that every year though

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>EA was nothing but sports
>Microsoft was no games
>Ubisoft was Ubisoft
>Sony was everything we saw last year

When's the last time an E3 has been devoid of content like this?

How the FUCK did fucking UBISOFT have the best conference?

Agreed

Could be the worst Sony E3

not 2015

also last year way better

Literally just an uncharimatic fat executive and some trailers. The fuck.

Nigga this is the worst E3 EVER

the only conference worse than sony was bethesda

Microsoft and Ubisoft had the best conferences so far. Sony was surprisingly disappointing, though not even close to as fucking embarrassing and terrible as the Bethesda conference

Nintendo better present some motherfucking new games or I ain't buying shit from them. Switch looks good, but it's fucking gameless. It needs motherfucking games.

Couldn't pick a winner, they all only had 2-3 decent looking games at most. I don't see Nintendo bringing anything great to the table either.

they saw those memes that were like "nintendo wins by doing nothing" and thought it was a legitimate strategy

>KH and other weebshit shown at other events or in the pre-show

for what fucking purpose

Why? Because there weren't any JRPG weeb games?

>yfw sony's only exclusive they revealed is a remake of a game with an hd remaster

e3 is pretty bad every single year but this one is the worst by fucking FAR

EASILY the worst one

funny how ive played Persona 5, BotW, and Automata all in the span of a few months, and this E3 there's barely 1 AAA game I'm excited for (Metro?)

what the FUCK

I don't feel well guys. Games were all I had left. Now normalfags have taken that away. All we have is dumbed down "cinematic" garbage and forced diversity/SJW garbage.
Who will save us?

>Microsoft and Ubisoft had the best conferences so far
>Ubisoft
I never thought I'd see the day those words would be said. But I kinda agree. They and MS had the most "new" reveals at E3, and were more interesting kinda by default.

This.
The cringe levels were weak as hell too.
>Todd and Aisha didn't even bother to show up

I can't believe the best thing from E3 this year was a fucking Twitch Devolver stream

You chose this path.

>The only memorable thing this year was the meme stream

What the fuck

I mean, I guess there was Monster Hunter? But that looks different than the other Monster Hunter games.

Holy shit this was bad.
it really was lazy.

japan tired too save it but they can only do so much these days.

this e3 is so whatever.

sony had least had the most hype games but I still felt nothing. where the fuck is fromsoft,kojima,kingdom hearts? sony had a good line up of different games but the open world bland shooters with a black women took over.

but.. why? what made this happen? was everyone competing in how black you could make a women in a video game? is there some secret war going on of the tech in making the most realistic sassy black women?

thats all I got out of the e3.

WHERE WAS FROM

>>Todd and Aisha didn't even bother to show up
Probably didn't want this shit associated with them forever after.

At least I witnessed the Prepre Show

I expected at least 1 great game per conference and I got zero.

What the fuck man

Except DBZ that was amazing

Have you tried film and/or weed?

Agreed. Everything is shit.

My only regret is that I fucked up my sleep schedule for this

Actually they got Monster Hunter multiplat and Mario:Com they are sitting pretty, you're right. GTA: Mario is going to win them E3 I think.

I died a little inside when the "Big reveal" was Spiderman pressing X 5000 times

a new hobby

Well it was pretty amazing.

At least the Monhun looks good, and it will be on PC finally.

Exactly. The only good things in that conference were SoTC and MonHun.

I was interested in Spider-Man, but the combat looks like shit.

Holy shit it was so depressingly bad I couldn't believe it was actually over
I thought they were saving the actually good content until the end

Like I don't even own a PS4 and never will but the lack of new cool game announcements is fucking bumming me out

Bethesda's was far worse in my opinion.

beth was ten times worse are you kidding me.
At least sony had games and didnt talk.

Do what I do.

Start emulating and playing only oldshit

This

I don't own a PS4 and never had a PS3 either but this is so fucking boring

Tokyo game show

read books

So the new uncharted game hasn't got Nathan Drake in it? I thought people only played it for him because he was charismatic.

All this is is proof that western gaming is dead.
The japs are still going strong.

I mean, at least 2018 should at least be packed with new games since everything is coming out early 2018

Fuck, this gif has gotten a lot of mileage

E3 is long old and busted. The REAL shit goes down at tokyo game show and gamescom

THIS
todd knows how to do things, if you cant do it, dont.

I secretly alwasy cheer for Sony every E3 too since i grew up on Play station and only jumped shit when the PS4 came around.
I have never been this indirectly disappointed

Only play old games i got a 200 list backlog and i'm finding more old gems thanks to Sup Forums everyday brother.

>Sony got beaten by Microsoft and Ubisoft

what happened

They had literally nothing.

>started with Arabic music
>fuck yeah I'd like to play a new Prince of Persia or Djinn Souls
>Naughty Dog logo pops up
And it just all went downhill from there.

I was pretty upset with most things. There were certain things I was hopeful about, Evil Within 2 being the biggest thing along wiht Metro. I've never been super huge on Sony conferences just because a lot of Sony IPs don't interest me, but I was hopeful for this because of all the rumors abound. But god damn that was disappointing. Monster Hunter looked pretty off, looked like the rumors of them catering to a western audience is true, which genuinely upsets me. Oh well, maybe next year. Never would I have expected that Microsoft and Ubisoft would be my favorites.

>EA was sports
>MS was shit on PC
>Bethesda was fucking nothing except DLC and Evil Within
>Devolver took us on an extremely well done trip
>Ubisoft was an assortment of random shit
>Sony was extremely underwhelming and shit we saw last year
>Nintendo goes on tomorrow but lol Nintendo

This is the end, boys. Gaming is dead. UNLESS YOU GAME ON PC HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>everyone is either black or a stronk womyn who aint need no man: the conference

You said that about last year

Todd Coward didn't show up to deal with the paid mods backlash.

mircosoft
ubisoft
beth
how many games did they show did not matter, notice how all we remember are the ones japan made?
theres a reason for that, every. single. game.
was the same.

Same I really have enjoyed the start of this year but we are back to qte and sjw pandering shit again. I don't want to give up on games but it looks like things are crashing hard for non normies

It's hard to say, though. I'm not sure if Nintendo has any surprise reveals up their sleeves since they've been so busy already, so even though we'll get stuff like Mario Odyssey gameplay (neat), it's not a shocking announcement and therefore it might not leave a strong enough impression for them to "win" E3. On the other hand, if they do somehow have another surprise announcement that might really be enough to put them over the top.

2007 would like a word with you

No, last year was decent.

fromsoft what the fuck are you doing.
you didnt have one game

>pirating video games
this is why they market to normies now.

I'm pretty happy with E3 so far

Lawbreakers looks fast and fun
Ooblets looks comfy
New Metro
The Last Night could be cool
Monster Hunter Worlds looks like Monster Hunter mixed with Dragon's Dogma and I'm excited for it
There was that Advanced Wars clone that looked fun
Few other games looked neat too

Would like to see a new Animal Crossing from Nintendo can't really think of anything else

Overall I'm enjoying this E3. Nothing mindblowing but I think I'm too jaded at this point to have my mindblown

>inb4 the Chosen Undead in Smash

>all the bored and yawning people in the audience

when was the last time nintendo showed a good game?

>UNLESS YOU GAME ON PC HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
PC MASTER RACE ALWAYS WINS MOTHERFUCKER

That why I'm counting on 1 or 2 significant 3rd party exclusives, as crazy as that is to hope for on a Nintendo machine.

Nintendo won E3 last year with one game.

nobody won this e3 I feel.
Sony had more out standing games but they still didnt win. monster hunter was HUGE though.

heres what I cared about
dragonballz fighterz
monster hunter
mvc4 (is the demo up?)
and... wow thats fucking it maybe that anime dark souls game.

The only game that I'm interested in is The Evil Within 2
>no Death Stranding
>no From Software
>no new exclusives
>Vr shit

>everyone had one or two games tops that are even interesting and several of those come with baggage or just don't show enough to get excited over
>Nintendo is focusing on this year so probably not much new to see
>Devolver and Twitch's eleven hours of liv shitposting has somehow been the genuine peak

Seriously a drag.

no it didnt.

they spent 8 hours on a good game last year, though i'm sure that doesn't count since we're all being melodramatic right now

I'm ready for a crash. Crashes aren't so bad because you can just catch up on old games.

t. sonygro

>I have a PC
if you are buying their games on w10 they won.

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Alright boys can we talk about something real quick

Some of these AAA titles, they're so absurdly generic
Like people throw that word around a lot in video games, because AAA studios don't take a ton of risks
But the new Call of Duty... is literally the most generic WWII game I've ever seen, and they expect me to get hype over it? The trailers have been laughable

Or the new Far Cry. They showed gameplay, and it showed NOTHING NEW AT ALL, NOT EVEN A COOL FUCKING SETTING. Like all five minutes of the footage I swear to god it could have been a game that has already come out. In a way it has, it looks like they made a game out o assets they already developed for other similar games over the years

The video game industry feels like a satire of itself now