OFFICIAL LAUGH AT SONY THREAD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what is it with modern gaming and the sudden influx of nigger protagonists

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What a disappointing E3. Not a single surprising announcement, just uninteresting crap or things we already knew about.

Microsoft won E3
This is the world we live in
JUST

BLOODBORNE 2 THEY SAID

NOOOOOOO WHY DONT YOU APPRECIATE MORE GAMES WITH NIGGERS

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THATS IT?
99% CUTSCENES FOR 1 HOUR
WUT? LOLOLOL

Seriously though I'm all for having a giggle but holy shit this is a train wreck
It's possible the first time in a decade E3 has been 100% games and it's somehow more of a disaster than before

holy fuck that was embarassing

Fuck all the conferences this E3 sucked ass what the fuck happened

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This. Sony clearly won against Microsoft but overall it's been a shitty E3.

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FUCK YOU SONY WON E3 YOU GODDAMN XBOT FAGGOT SONY ALWAYS WINS YOU MORONS ARE JUST UPSET DUE TO YOUR FUCKING $499 DOLLAR PILE OF BROKEN SHIT AND THATS WHAT IT IS A PILE OF CUKING SHIT

AND YOU NINTENDRONES ARE JUST AS BAD GO BACK TO PLAYING SQUADKIDS AND BAD ZELDA SHIT YOU RETARDS WILL BE A SONY THIRD PARTY SOON

SONY FUCKING WON DEAL WITH IT

>microsoft won e3
this was never supposed to happen

SPIDERMAN

IS

BLACK

DEAL

WITH

IT!!!!!

because the fucking faggot beta developers (no pun) are all pussy left wing cucks who will do literally ANYTHING their 6/10 gaymur girlfriends tell them to do in exchange for sex, including selling out to SJW PC retarded bullshit forcing a bunch of NIGGER women into video games. NIGGER women do not fucking buy video games

>of all the games they showed, the fucking vr titles had the most actual gameplay

haha

HAHAHA...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

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When they started with showcasing two DLCs i knew it will be a fucking shitfest.

that's what I was waiting on. That was the most disappointing thing. Twice in the past week. I thought they were going to announce Bloodborne 2 and a console Pokemon game. But no

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Lmao stupid faggots getting excited for a remake of a remake of a ps2 game. For the players, r-right?

>2018: the conference

GOD OF WAR? MORE LIKE GAY OF WHORE!

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Sony won easily.

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That was offensively underwhelming.

For how much they were self-fellating the idea of saving Japanese games, I was half expecting at least Dragon Quest, not Capcom's western push for Monster Hunter and a half-assed shoutout to Persona 5.

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Can't wait to see neogaf defend this

>sat on a horse dildo instead of watching any of this garbage

fuck sony btw

More QTEs please

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>have no exclusives
>you only half decent game was a fucking non mainline multiplat monster hunter game
>FF XV fishing VR
cry more sonybabby, your tears are delicious
>the state of Sony

>sony conference at e3
>ladies and gentlemen
>this was 60 minutes of great games showcasing
>but now it is time to reveal a game from the most respected developer in the playstation community
>it is a highly anticipated title that you all have been waiting for
>i am sure you will love it
>lights go off
>everyone in crowd is getting goosebumps
>will this be the next title from the holy father himself Hidetaka Miyazaki?
>will this be the next holy grail of Fromsoftware that sony has saved for last?
>IT HAS TO BE! IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL REDEEM THIS SHITTY CONFERENCE AFTER ALL!
>its
>fucking
>nothing.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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IT WASN'T SUPOSSED TO BE LIKE THIS BROS
WE WERE SUPOSSED TO WIN
EVEN XBOXNORMIES ARE LAUGHING AT US NOW

No Bloodborne
No Miyazaki
No DMC5
No Ruse Cruise

Yes Cinematic Bullshit
Yes Niggers

Goddamn how can you fuck up this badly

hue

That was so goddamn dull.

God the Sup Forums infused meltdown this week has been so beyond pathetic

I mean we get it, you're ostracized from society and the only thing oyu have left is video games

But jesus how do you get this upset over fucking nothing

Such wastes of life.

>3rd Person Press (x) to cool toybox

Monter Hunter on PC, Weeeeeeeeeeeew

[laughs while audio isn't turned on, skips]

More like laugh at this e3 in general.. The whole event has been boring as fuck, not just sony.

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>a few years ago
>had enough money to build an amazing PC
>bought a PS4 and a Wii U instead
>the Wii U is already obsolete and the PS4 is a movie box

IT WAS MEANT TO BE OUR YEAR BROS
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>SPIDER MAN ON PLAYSTATION IS LITERALLY A NIGGER

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>Black Spiderman
>Copies everything Batman does and doesn't come up with anything on his own

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>Excited for MH game
>multiplat
>not even a true mh game
>more likely to be shit

THE STATE OF SONYGGERS AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Knack 2 not shown
>Sony loses
Really gets the cogs toggled

FUCK YOU!!
THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE LAST OF US 2, BLOODBORNE 2, AND AND SMTV PORT SCHEDULED FOR AUGUST OUTSIDE OF THE CONFERENCE

>Niggers everywhere

>No fromsoft game
>No TLoU
>No DMC
>No DD2
Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Where's yours Xcuck?

Playstation VR will catch on...!

HAHAHAH NO THEY DIDNT YOU DELUSIONAL FAGGOT.

>promise Japan
>we get crapcom multiplats
>no konami
>no from
>no nippon ichi
>no sega
>no squaresoft
LOL

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>but now it is time to reveal a game from the most respected developer in the playstation community
>it is a highly anticipated title that you all have been waiting for

>fucking spiderman

I cried at that point

empty reply with strawmanning and no argument

Besthesda was better, and actually turned out to be one of the best ones.

What did they mean by this?

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Daily reminder until the next E3 that the only actual new game that was announced at Sony's E3 Briefing was Monster Hunter World.

This isn't counting VR shit, DLCs or Remasters.

Monster Hunter World.

Not even a first party game.

I own a ps4 i am literally buying a gaming pc next week i give up

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hey, there's a lot more shallow quick time events.

Monster Hunter on PC is kinda ok exchange for that.

Holy fuck, the delusion is strong in this one. Sony was by far the worst (I'm not even gonna count Bethesda's shit show)

I had so much hope for the new spidey game, but it looks exactly like the previous shitty amazing spider-man game with GRAPHICS. Much disappoint

that sucks dude

>it's all QTE movies
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Monster Hunter on PC/Xbox One and PS4
>Switch gets a 2015 3DS port

I literally want to sell my PS4 Pro...

Nice argument.

PFFFFHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The cinematic gameplay trailer meme has to fucking stop. It makes every game look stilted and shallow

YES GOY

BUY MY NEW PS4 PRO AND SPIDERMAN GAME

COMES WITH A FREE BLACKED SUBSCRIPTION HEHE

>be sony
>have no jap games
>have instead a nigger in every game
I am done

>Those two guys going SONY SONY Sony sony....

Wasn't interesting and the technical difficulties were pretty bad. But everyone except microsoft was worse, and people are actually hyped for Niggerman and God of My Wife's Son.

I see buzzwords but I can't find an actual thought anywhere in them.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're autistic OP.

>Shadow of the Colossus
>Monster Hunter

Not too bad, at least got something to look forward to compared to the other presentations.

>E3
>Video games

So what exactly enticed you to buy the $499 joke? Was it the thought of Terry Crews yelling at you while he fucks your wife?

not even Xshit, we got super mario XCOM even before the conference and it looks great. Nintendomination already occurred sonyfag.

who wanst to buy a ps4 with bloodborne and driveclub?

taking offers...

TOPKEK

shut up, it's funny to read those comments kek