What is pettiest thing a developer has ever done?

What is pettiest thing a developer has ever done?

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Do you guys know the definition of the word petty?

Calling a eurasian girl "black"

Uh, does anyone here know what the word petty mean?

Pandering to SJWs fits my definition of petty.

Clem looke nothing like her parents. Saying she is related to them is an embarrassingly bad cop-out

That fag who made Fez beats out everyone else

The creator of Binding of Isaac withheld content from the release of one of the xpacks or rereleases (I forget) because he was pissy about data miners ruining a big surprise in one of the prior ones.

are you delusional
she looks just like the mother

in this thread, however, you are all wrong... except for this man

Read a book.

>tfw I forgot about this
Thanks for the laugh user

>Baiting fish covered in Sup Forumsyps.
Nice.

do people actually get excited about hearing their favorite fictional character is gay/bi? honestly don't care what they like unless they're in a porno

randy pitchford fits this bill on top of being pathetic.

I want to say nobody really cares but if it turned out Doomguy was a fag I'd be pretty uncomfortable with it.

great, good thing this thread is about pettiness and not being pathetic

besides, I think phil fish might win on being pathetic too.

Phil Fish
That is all

The funny part is he's admitting the scraps of a failed Blizzard project are way more successful than his game.

>the remnants of blizzard's failed game blew the fuck out of randy's biggest project

You gotta understand that these people are all in the 15-23 age range, they obsess over stupid shit like that if they got nothing else going for them

Imagine you're delusional and somewhat aware of it and the SSRIs just won't block all the neurosis you're having over the fact that nothing works like the programmed narrative in your mind tells it should. And then someone you look up to partially validates your thoughts. Wouldn't you feel relieved? Wouldn't you feel typing your feelings out for the world to see? Wouldn't you feel like using the exact same phrasing as the rest of your ilk does, because you're fully aware that not 100% conforming to the mob mentality will cause you to get kicked out asap?
THAT's why they're all excited and their days are made everytime.

kaldein's mods wouldn't work for like 5 people on Steam because they were mean to him on Steam Forums. That was also how he got banned, apparently, because of the malicious bit of code that broke Valve policies. I'd say that was pretty petty

I remember joking with Sup Forums about Pedo Pete giving us the solution to trenchcoats and unmarked vans.

I wonder what our boy Peter is up to nowadays?

I mean, Blizzard is a fucking giant, they'd stomp most of the companies out there.

I miss when videogames weren't about relating to a character, but just seeing their crazy story through.

Anything phil phish has done, just pick whatever you want from that buffet of pettiness.

>After all, they always say write what you know
I thought this guy was going to be some of those obese "bisexual" guys that can't get anything to fuck them.

People confuse a character being just like them or having some overwrought internal conflict as being relateable.

>wanting the vidya equivalent of the Transformers movies
If it has anything beyond an excuse plot they should put some effort in.

didn't edmund do some petty shit when people cracked the newest Issac expansion too early?

lol no.

Shadow of the Collosus has a minimal plot but still manages to be an engaging and quite dramatic experience, much more than all these shitty movie games ever will be.

Know why? It was an actual game and incorporated its underlying concepts into the gameplay itself, not some wannabe oscarbait.

>being black is your identity
>being gay is your identity

name one white person that grew up with the fucked up mindset that "white" was the core foundation of their identity and that's how they were going to approach everything in their life?

>name one white person that grew up with the fucked up mindset that "white" was the core foundation of their identity and that's how they were going to approach everything in their life?
So many of these pol types....Havent you been watching the news?

Everyone in the KKK.

Came here to post about fil phish

So you agree with me, thanks retard.
New Doom fits the bill for that too.

That's something you pick up when you get old, white kids don't generally age with their race constantly on their mind.
Black and gay-parented kids on the other hand from an early age will be taught about the strife their people faced in the past and use that to take offense at anything said by a straight white kid

Nah, the mistake you're making is thinking character drama = the only type of story.

And NuDoom's story was the most unnecessary bullshit.

stop being a racist
white = racism

That's literally not what petty means you fucking retard.

I'm black and dont really give a fuck about what some white kid says or thinks. Just stay out of my way and we're cool.

I'm white and if you genuinely care about skin color to the point where you think of everyone as a "white kid" or a "black kid", then you're basically describing why no one likes you.

Video games can do both.

>my definition
That's a confirmation you don't know what it means

You mean all those CIA agents?

>tfw sharing a board with people who don't even know what "petty" means

And where did you get that fanciful idea?

No. Racism entails any extreme in ethnic pride, whether it be hate on blacks or glorification of whites. Only when the social construct of race itself is eradicated from the general consciousness can racism be eradicated.

Race as a concept will always exist. The problem comes in when idiots actually try to pretend the color of their meat shell makes them better than the next guy.

And you get things like this when said idiots have have nothing else to their name but what their ancestors may or may have not done.

That thinking of people in terms of skin color makes you a racist?
Maybe it's because it's drilled into my head 24/7 by literally every media, teacher, and authority figure I've ever had.

I see why people get pissed off about it, because it really only matters if you're white. No one else gets this kind of treatment, and are told that it's OK to be hateful to people of white skin.

Kind of like you're being when you hur and dur about white people.

See this? This right here? This is why you're seeing nationalism on the rise.

No, Race and ethnicity are not "Social constructs". 100 years of biology has taught us that there is a difference between the races. Are those differences meaningful? Probably not. But it's enough to change the shape of our skulls and the color of our skin.

> whether it be hate on blacks or glorification of whites.
You seem to be missing something here. Something about being able to be racist against white people.

The Transformer movies are just as guilty, with the shitty insertion of worthless human characters the audience is meant to relate to, when the robots are much cooler.

Bioware had one of the characters in ME 2 or 3 act as a strawman arguing against thermal clips and you could shut him down like in an MS Paint comic.

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The implication was that you're making some huge assumptions based on a simple post. And if you read a little carefully you'll see how I was speaking to that user in his own language. He defined the parameters of "black-raised or gay raised/whatever" vs some white kid. And guess what? I literally dont give a shit about what some white kids says or thinks about me, it can easily be the same if he said Mexican or Scientologist.

Dont overthink it lol .

The human characters are necessary. If it wasn't human characters it would just be piles of scrap metal rolling around for 90 minutes. No one wants to see that, either.

At the same time, no one wants to watch a mother talk to her son about Masturbation.

IT'S CURRENT YEAR

MGS2
MGS4
MGSV

Mostly its him pissing at his fans while he is hanging out with hot women and hollywood actors.

Phil Fish

>If it wasn't human characters it would just be piles of scrap metal rolling around for 90 minutes. No one wants to see that, either.

Wall-E did pretty well.

This. I doubt anyone can top his sense of utter entitlement.

Wall-E didn't star the contents of a dumpster molded vaguely into human-shape talking menacingly about dark energon.

No, it was an actual story with central characters that just happened to be robots.

t. SJW

That is not what petty means at all.

Jesus fuck, how are you this stupid?

Ha, GAAAAYYYYYY

Your argument is flawed. The majority of individuals in American society is composed of white individuals. All other races are of a significantly smaller percentage, which means the thing that makes them different is LITERALLY what society identifies them as. Same with being gay. Most people aren't gay, so that different is going to be a heavy part of who they are.
Approaching everything while saying "Hey I'm a gay black tranny, look at me," is obviously stupid, but denying individual differences when they are seen as "the other" in a society dominated by a singular set of traits is asinine. That's like having a basket of oranges with a few apples and wondering why people keep saying apples and oranges instead of just a basket of oranges.

Pandering is trivial. No need to do it. Trivial is listed as a synonym of petty.

Do the math you SJW pissant.

Randy Pitchford.

So what happened to this clearly fake staged shit?

What about Digital Homicide trying to sue some fat guy for 10 million bucks for being mean to them and then trying to sue 100 steam users?

i want to shove you in a fucking locker

what the hell are you even talking about

The maker of Skyrim's Civil War Overhaul removed all his mods from the nexus because Trump won.

> removing JonTron's babbling from Yooka Laylee due to some comments he made elsewhere

>posting links to porn to try and help his ded game
I think you won user.

You're just playing six degrees now.

Being petty means getting way too caught up into an argument/gets way too angry at small details. Like when someone steps on your shoes by accident and you go off on a tangent/hold it against them all day. Usually get off from getting revenge of any sort.

Kinda like how you're not accepting that you're wrong and playing six degrees just to get some footing.
Or how I'm typing that part just to get under your skin just that little bit.

>We're not going F2P! It's a free trial!

Pandering is a time honored tradition, presidents get elected by pandering it certainly isn't trivial.

t. SJW

>That's like having a basket of oranges with a few apples and wondering why people keep saying apples and oranges instead of just a basket of oranges.
In this situation I would just dump the few apples into a separate basket, not the best example

SJWs are known to be very petty, this is true.

Titan Souls dev

>social construct of race
end yourself

probably Bethesda never letting anyone near their stuff again due to other devs handling them better than they can. ESO is to Skyrim as New Vegas is to Fallout 3.

Row row row your boat

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Molyneux: This wasn't acted, she automatically reached out.
>This wasn't acted
>This wasn't acted

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, Molyneux.
What ever happened to that God game where some kid won after everyone tapped a giant cube?

Randy Pitchford going on stage to insult someone who blew his ass out on twitter, who he blocked.
youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664

Instead, he's an ugly, skinny twink with no fashion sense.
I'm not sure which is worse honestly.

>What ever happened to that God game where some kid won after everyone tapped a giant cube?
The kid was supposed to get a bunch of money and direct influence over Moly's next god game.

You can guess if that happened or not.

That is pretty petty, actually.

What did Phil Fish do

i'll kick your ass!

You don't know what Phil Fish did? That's it. Fez 2 is cancelled. Suck my dick. Choke on it.

>Javi
>gay for no reason

Literally for what purpose

Eliot Roger?

Cancelled the sequel to his very successful game because people were mean to him on the internet
This takes 2nd place

Thought control all your employees in case they disagree with you. They're insane

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