Official Laugh at Nintendo thread

Official Laugh at Nintendo thread

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But Switch is getting the MH spinoff XX. Sony is getting some other spinoff. Whats to laugh at?

why are nintenbros so terrifying when they are mad?

like chill dude...

>Switch is getting a 3DS 2015 spin off port
>Sony/Microsoft is getting a new HD spin off

That's what there is to laugh at

So everyone is gonna have fun? Thats good.

imagine getting shit on three generations in a row

WHERE ALL MY PC/XBOX BROS AT?!

Here's what we know

>ALL 14 WEAPONS CONFIRMED (twitter.com/SocksyBear/status/874450225682952192
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>Seamless transition between zones (not open world)
>Traditional Monster Hunter gameplay confirmed

Dont laugh at MS and Sony. At least they are getting something.

Classic Sonybro childlike behavior, when MonHun got announced a thousand golden faces appeared in 1st page, now they try to deflect shit to Nintendo ignoring they getting and actual MonHun exclusive.

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> SONY WON

> oh fuck it's not exclusive!

> a-a-at least n-nintendo doesn't get it!

>Switch
>MH5

Source needed

Literally this.

With Nintendo out of the equation we can finall get a pretty MonHun game. Don't you feel at least a little happy for that?

What the hell is doing that minion in my Mairo game.

>SONY WILL NEVER GET A MONSTER HUNTER GAME
>h-h-heh, at least it's on PC
>"PC version delayed!"
>h-h-h-heh......

why can't they just make games that an adult wouldn't feel embarrassed to be caught playing? why is it always absolute kiddie shit? i dont care how "fun" it is. it always looks absolutely gay and i will never understand why an adult, even one who identifies as a "gamer", would allow themselves to be caught dead dancing around with mario jumping at coins like a fucking faggot

Monhun world is a spinoff though.

Any signs it will be multiplayer? I doubt it.

>XX only sold 3.4m
>Worlds only needs to sell 4 million to be considered more of a success

It's finally fucking happening. Monster Hunter is coming back to real platforms now

I'm so fucking happy bros

/thread.

The new spin off looks more grounded and balanced unlike special move extravaganza gen X.

I'll be playing MHXX on my switch comfy in bed and also progressing in MHW on my PC.
Feels so fucking good bros. Hold me.

Why are you guys acting like it doesn't look amazing?

You guys were all hyped for XX on the Switch, which is also, surprise, a "spin off"

Why are you so sensitive to other people's eyes where it'd prevent you from enjoying something?

>and balanced
nigger the guy in the video didnt even use one real attack.

we dont even know if the GS in the game has a charge.

If an adult is embarrassed by consuming entertainment that has a light aesthetic then can that person really be considered and adult on a mentally mature level? Look at our elderly demographics, they do whatever the fuck they want and don't care what people may think. They're too old for that shit.

Literally nobody
When people claimed you will never get a Monhun game was to see your drone tears flow.

You got all excited for a multiplat again, and now are trying to deflect to other fanbases who are laughing at you. This goes to show how shit your fanbase is, yet it will be forgotten since only Sonygers make a big fuss about other company failures.

Can't wait user! Not gonna shit out for a new bone but is sure as shit an goin enjoy these games.

99% of Monster Hunter fans bought a Switch in anticipation for the new Monster Hunter.

Instead they got 3DS 2015 port. You can understand the salt.

I made this for you to blow the fuck out of nintenbros. Enjoy brothers.

i dont like how this game was used to fuel consolewars

that being said, ill prob play it on ps4 with my casual friends; if they like the game ill reccomend them to more traditional MH

>"You got all excited for a multiplat again, and now are trying to deflect to other fanbases who are laughing at you. This goes to show how shit your fanbase is, yet it will be forgotten since only Sonygers make a big fuss about other company failures."

Holy shit, that salt.

Not even a Sonybro (all consoles are fucking trash) but watching the sour grapes unfold from Nintenbros is fucking priceless.

On a side note, any word on how long the PC version delay will be? Few weeks?

There's literally no reason why the greatsword wouldn't have it's charge attack. If you are to be wary of something then do it based on actual things presented in the video. This baseless bitching is tiring, if there's something truly fucked with this entry you'll fucking know. Just like I did when I saw Fallout 4's original gameplay reveal.

Honestly?

After ruining the fanbanse, I don't even feel bad for mocking Nintentoddlers when we told them we would get MH back.

I love how people are trying so hard to create a shitstorm when MHW is on a platform every gamer has at least one of.
This is the golden age of MH where everyone gets to play it and no one misses out.

Could any of you blobs of fat and flesh explain what you get out of nintendo hate threads? Is it a fetishistic thing or sadism or do you just find them funny? I've seen anons say that they're desensitising themselves for the future but I don't quite get that.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

yes, i'd say so. it matters how people perceive you. i'd rather my son see me read a newspaper than hopping around like a fucking idiot in a kiddie nintendo game. respect is valuable. if i live to be old and stop giving a fuck, then yeah i'll maybe play a nintendo game but mostly to convince a doctor that my mind is gone and that he needs to up my dose

You have to go back

>capcom_UK
>not being developed by japan

its fucking over monster hunter is ruined

Who else /gonnaenjoyboth/ here?

>mfw I own both systems and can play them both

sauz

I'm pretty hype, it's gonna be fun.

Nintendo has more games in the series than any of those.

Then just do it in private if you're that much of a slave to normie eyes.

>tfw I refuse to give Capcom any money and will never consider another franchise from them good, especially after they murdered Megaman

No need for a console war when you hate every single installment equally.

lol

Sony moneyhatted because they saw that japan was irrevocably slipping from them

Won,t change much in the grand scheme of things, nintendo will get 5 and Sony will continue losing the little relevance it had in nipland

goog

Never touched a Monster Hunter before as I didn't have systems where to play it.
Would it be worth a try now that it is coming to PC and I have the specs to run it?

Calling all PCbros, Xbros and Sonybros.

Let's set our differences aside and laugh at the only fanbase who unironically can't play this "former" Nintendo exclusive

Right over here, daddy

>There's literally no reason why the greatsword wouldn't have it's charge attack
game is made for casual gaijins.

Nope, main team confirmed

Is there any developer or game maker who only makes games that are always Rated E For Everyone in the ESRB and 3 in PEGI?


youtube.com/watch?v=tMguSriiu3U


youtube.com/watch?v=egL24-PF3WU

>google
>even finding any sort of nsfw with normal searches
haven't you heard m8? google has safe search permanently enabled now

DELETE THIS

hey there autitst, havent see you sperging in a while. Ban ended?

Sorry buddy, but we PCbros are allied with Nintendobros. PC+Ninteny is THE way to go

savage af

>not having both a PS4 (or a PC) and a Switch to enjoy the best of both worlds

[citation needed]

Getting MH on PC is pretty exciting. I'm sick of playing on handhelds. I hope the multiplayer is cross-platform but I have my doubts.

>tfw genuinely fucking annoyed over this reveal

This is exactly what I was hoping would release on my switch.

Fuck. How long before MH5 releases? What if it releases on PS4/Xbox One and PC as well.

>but we PCbros are allied with Nintendobros.

Salt?
It is a multiplataform drones like you got excited for, you may not be a Sonybro but you are a full console system war faggot like OP. Also I bet my PC is better than you toaster enjoy not even getting 1400p, while I play both World and XX on Switch.

ikr all you need is a pc for all the third party and nintendo for the first party games that actually matter.

You could see the shitstorm starting between trailer and twitter confirmation. They've been really quiet (except for falseflag deflection threads) after it being confirmed multiplat.
Can a fanbase be more pathetic?

Imagine how glorious it would be if during the Nintendo showcase they revealed that MHW was also coming to switch. The only reason why the official documents don't have Switch in their consoles is because Nintendo hasn't had their chance to say "we got it too."
I don't know why I care, though. I stopped playing games years ago.

I found it with google, get fucked nerd.

wrong. developing for 3 different platforms and i'm assuming a larger team is needed for the game. I get Japan is used to having low sales for their games but a bigger game requires more success.

>"I only play mature games for mature gamers such as me"

You forgot to tip your fedora

>Xbox utterly stomps Sony
>now come the pretend alliances
Piss off, Nintendo did nothing wrong

W-WHY ISN'T IT EXCLUSIVE

>PCbros are allied with Nintenbros
>Can just emulate the only decent game on the WiiU/Switch on PC for free

Lol, yeah, thanks for paying for our free games Nintenbros.

It's on PC, PS4, and Xbone. Please tell me you don't just own a switch for your gaming catalog?

PC + Sony is always the objectively correct choice

PC
>Emulation
>Multiplats

Sony
>Console exclusives (FFXV, Kingdom hearts 3, Shenmue 3, Red Dead Redemption
>Sony exclusives (Persona, Yakuza, Gravity Rush, Spiderman, Last of Us, God of War, Gran Turismo, Ratchet and Clank, Crash Bandicoot, SotC, Last Guardian, Bloodborne, any new Fromsoftware IP, Death Stranding etc)
>Can play Monster Hunter at release

Nintendo + PC will always be the most obsolete version considering they're always emulated first.

>

>plays best on platforms that aren't sony

>sony bashes xbox
>pretends to be allied with xbox during e3

All the games nintenbros want came to xbox instead haha. IE monster hunter and kingdom hearts 3

Being an adult is the only fact you need kid. DO NOT RESPOND TO ME

>Salt?!
>*proceeds with more salt*

Top kek. Screencap speccy with thread in background buddeh

>tfw you get to play XX while waiting for World

I'm just happy that MH is finally on PC
No need to get some underpowered shit box

Naw i'd rather they announce another mainline one

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FUCKING GAMEPLAY

youtube.com/watch?v=WCGbdxAjWRs

IT LOOKS AMAZING

But why would I get a Switch? I hate movie games, I hate esports, I hate casual games. Nintendo cannot offer me anything.

PC + Sony + Nintendo is the real master race

Exactly this. 1440p 144hz UE4 Monster Hunter is going to be something truly special.

Have fun playing SMO in 2024

This. Been waiting to get my friends into it but they've never felt good about playing anything other than Pokemon on 3DS. Feels good now that they're all on board.

But I have a PS4, 3DS, AND Switch. I get all the MH games.

So what do you play then? Definitely not Sony or PC

I must be really out of the loop, then. I thought World was a mainline title? Or at least the formula mainline titles would follow going forward.

You gotta love it when a game company is doing so well with a cheap to make console/handheld system, that other game companies have to pay other studios to keep a game from that console.

Sony is getting an outsourced western causalized baby fest complete with glowing quest markers and quick time events

This is exactly what's happening now. The Switch purchase is looking more and more remorseful. Pokemon, now this.


Once SMT5 is confirmed multiplat, the Switch is dead.

That wasnt the original post
Said it was only for ps4
And theres no doesnt care about xbox and pc relese
Also didnt forbid about the switch