HOLY SHIT NEW DUKE GAME CONFIRMED

HOLY SHIT NEW DUKE GAME CONFIRMED

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>Blaxploitation Duke Nukem
The idea alone if fucking hilarious.

>the girl isn't a blonde

dropped

I'd totally play a rebooted Duke game if he yelled things like, "DAMN BABY" and "SHEEEIT"

I'd even consider buying it if it was the same VA voicing him.

GOT BALLZ OF STEEL N SHIET

this would actually be pretty funny

damn Sup Forums is forever keked

I don't think SJWs like Blaxploitation, in fact they almost certainly detest it.

oh sorry, i mean, uh
fuck bl- er, fuck n-niggers
did i do it right?

fuck off nigger it'd be funny

agreed

just need randy on his left with the white girl on his right

>Voiced by Wesley Snipes
This would be great

imagine being this insecure

kek

It doesn't have to be duke but just give me a Boss Nigger old school FPS and id be a happy camper

I actually visited Wesley Snipes in jail, AMA.

Why?

Did you suck his dick?

How big is it?

Thats odd enough for me to believe

why were you there what do you do for a living?

I asked a guy who visited Wesley Snipes about Wesley Snipes, AMA

Dyno-mite!
Dyno-mite!

Dyno-mite!
Dyno-mite!

Blacke Cuckem

was it a conjugal visit?

Duke Niggam would be fucking great!

Big Dickem

>Sheeeeit, dem stank punk-ass alien bitches gon pay for busting up mah ride!

this is unironically one of the better things that could come out of the Duke IP at this point

POOL'S CLOSED, MOTHERFUCKER

Do you believe in life after love?

He gonna put a stop to those jive turkey aliens sellin' smack to the kids!

AWWWW HELL NAH

>not Spook Lynchem

I was there because my brother and I (and his friends) were bored. We're from a relatively pointless empty town in new york, about an hour south of Buffalo. He was being held less than an hour away, we had just watched demolition man and Blade II, and for some reason it seemed like a good idea to drive down and tell him how great we think he was.

Google McKean Federal Correctional Institituion

No, sadly.

he ain't shit

Pretty much the only "lets awkardly shoehorn a nigger into something because 2017" approach that would actually be worthwhile.

How did he respond?

BAZINGA, YO

Amazingly the guards let us in saying we were step nephews. I don't think they really gave a shit.

He was actually very humble. We asked him about how the superhero film market is way bigger now and we think he's poised for his comeback with Blade4, he kind of just laughed it off and said "one step at a time, one day a time"

he was super fucking cool, and was more amused that we bothered showing up more than anything. It was clear that this kind of thing did not happen often.

I'd play a Duke Nukem with a 70's style brotha Duke Nukem who calls people jive turkeys.

at that point I'd rather have Black Dynamite the game.