I wish I was a Japanese so I could easily play and understand the social context of their wonderful games

I wish I was a Japanese so I could easily play and understand the social context of their wonderful games.

I WISH A JAPANESE GF

I don't wish I was Japanese, I just wish I knew their language.

>being actually weeaboo
I didn't know you people still existed.

I wish I was japanese so I could work 6 days a week, slave away my days in school and work forever, be branded a failure of a human being for not being married before 25 and hang myself in the nearby suicide woods when it all catches up to me.

still sounds better than my life

if everyone over there is either dead or working then who watches the anime
btfo

Still better than living in a shithole like NA or Russia

moshi moshi weeb desu

Kys puriizu

t. Abdullah bin Mohammad

Trust me. They only bring the ones that are worth playing 90% of the time

Go to Japan and commit sudoku in a secluded area like the Aokigahara Forest.
Good luck with the birth lottery though.

My best wishes for you is to be reborn as a maggot on a dog's feces or getting aborted by a JAV actress who got knocked up by a yakuza boss.

t.mad bulgarian inbred

外人の人生ってくだらなそう

H-hot

Japan and SKorea are the best places to live on Earth. No crimes whatsoever, no multiculti diversification so you don't have to worry about a bunch of ahmeds trying to fuck you over, rich and well developed country, cute anime girls everywhere you go and so on and so forth. Its the best!

Learn Japanese, believe me it's more easier than BEING JAPANESE, YOU DUMB WEEB.

I don't. Then I'd be expected to do something with my life and probably end up homeless.

And sky high suicide rates and other social problems. Utopia doesn't exist my man.

DESU if I wasn't born white, I'd want to be a gook.
Weebs need to fucking die already, though.

I wish I was Russian so I could easily read and understand the social context of their wonderful literature.

本当に辛いよ
一度も海外の旅行はするな

...

I thought we knocked the Wapanese out years ago...? So they were still scurrying around...

Because you really need to be Japanese to understand the context of "WAHH DON'T LOOK AT MY PANTIES"

I wish the US nuked their fucking shithole island into an irradiated crater so the gook degeneracy of pedophila and weebs would never exist.

America spreading its degenerate culture around the world is what allowed that to happen in the first place. If only the Nazis developed nukes first.

Yeah, instead you have to worry about everyone thinking you're a piece of shit for being a normal human being and spending every day wanting to kill yourself.

That happens anywhere.

Just learn Japanese it's not hard.

>being russian
>reading

>wish I could just commit sudoku

Fatass americans do.