Name one (1) jRPG that isn't like this at all

name one (1) jRPG that isn't like this at all

wow an ms paint comic!

Disgaea? Or do we not count SRPG's for no reason?

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There's none and that's why I play them.

Suikoden

final fantasy x-2, final fantasy xv, breath of fire dragons quarters

>food analogy

This, or Phantom Brave.

that image just reminds m how much I love JRPG's for this shit
RIP coolest guy

>shit yeah we will risk our lives killing fauna for strangers

SMT:Strange Journey

Skyrim

Nep

smt

SMT in general

Golden Sun.
>no girly hair on main protags
>no xbox hueg guy, just a muscly party member who actually does more damage than MC
>no damsel you rescue from local fauna
>no witty quips
>no badass party member sacrificing themselves

Mario & Luigi series.

my nigga

I guess earthbound?

>No backstory for MC.
>Pickup Fairy and save Zelenin from demons.
>No sex ever.
>Jimenez+Bugaboo as the xbox hueg guy.
>Witty retordts aplenty.
>Gr78ind2anin' for days.
>bad ass party member in Gore, albeit indirectly.
>Sidequests.
>Long tediosu battles.
>Bad guy is god.
>Arthur sacrifice the fuckign thing.

>grinding for days
I'm just now at Mem Aleph and facing grinding for the first time in the game

Jimenez and Bugaboo aren't xbox hueg, the MC doesn't have much backstory but still more than the average silent JRPG protagonist, Zelenin and Pixie are never set up as romantic interests, the battles aren't very long, Arthur sacrifices himself but he's not the badass party member, and you're just stretching it with Gore. There are sidequests, witty retorts and gr78ind2anin' for days and the bad guy is God, but it's not a feminine man who turns into a big towering God like in the image.

Dark Souls

That's the only time you need to girnd, but you still do need to there.

n-not a JRPG!!

it has EUROPEAN ARMOR

Boss transformations are neat as hell and if you disagree then you should feel free to enjoy the hobby any way you like

>play a JRPG that I really enjoy
>reach towards the end
>desire to beat the game severely dwindles because I don't want the adventure to be over

FF 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
DQ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
CT, CC, Lunar, Star Ocean, VP 1, 2, Baten Kaitos
Holy shit user, I hope thi is enough, I don't want to type out more.

Only happened with Chrono Trigger to me. Just fucked around the Black Omen for months when I realised I reached the last bosses.

Trails for me.

Mana Khemia

is there a game that IS like this? sounds fun

bro was too good for this life
>witty retordt
never forget

>no girly hair on main protags
piers
>no damsel you rescue from local fauna
iirc you do this in that japanese island place in tla but it's been a while so i might be wrong
>no witty quips
you say that like it's a good thing
>no badass party member sacrificing themselves
no badass party member period

it's still one of my favorite games and i want a prequel

I guess this was made with FF VII in mind, because that fits the most. You protect Aerith, Barret is a big nigga, Cait is mascot, you do gt Sephirot as a guest member for a while, he really has long hair and he does have a final form. But Cloud does have a backstory, Barret is no stranger, Cloud was hired by him, the fauna is more like living houses.