Best game of 2017

>best game of 2017
>MC is a Cis, able bodied, White Male

HOW???

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Better yet, imagine if Ocarina of Time was released today, moon and star symbols and all.

Hello, degenerate faggot propaganda poster.

1) Zelda always made fun of gays and transvestism (like many Japanese games and manga).

2) Aonuma literally believes being gay is equal to being "odd", see second picture in the OP.

3) Stop falling for degenerate "fans" and their shitty fanart. Link looks like an idiot in the game.

3.1) If Nintendo wanted to make Link "sexy" in this outfit, they would have given him high-heeled footwear which a) work wonders and b) all the Gerudo girls are wearing, characters they actually wanted to be sexy.

4) Link facepalms at the transvestite he gets the clothes from who also looks like a disgusting monster.

5) Nintendo is literally mocking gay people again. Literally the reason you get this outfit is because you have to traverse a village filled to the brim with incredibly hot women with curves a men could never have. Only a retard would have eyes for Link in this scenario and Nintendo is holding a mirror up to said freaks.

lmao imagine being this insecure about your sexuality

are you angry because you feel something moving in your pants, user?

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>incredibly hot women with curves a men could never have
Too bad their most noticeable curve is their massive jew noses.

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>there are people who believe this unironically
thanks r/pol!

It's time to stop being a degenerate, stupid retard making the same thread every day, Schlomo.

What's so unbelievable, sweetie? Form an argument.

Look at those bones

The official artworks, obviously.

Brb buying a Switch.

>nintendo fans are closet faggots
Who would have thought.

>closet

Imagine actually thinking like this

>closet

Based

You seem insecure user, even if they hate degenerates what's wrong with liking them?

This is blatant homo propaganda if you ask me.

If I am into normal Link than trap Link, am I super gay?

>master (race) sword
holy fucking shit I refuse to believe someone made this seriously, please be bait

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No (yes)

>Nintendo fans
It definitely isn't Zelda fans doing this shit. Zelda mocks gays. It's some Leddit shills raiding us mostly.

The image is bait, but it's still true

Lol, trust me dude, I prefer thinking like this guy than thinking like you looking at your picture.

>implying link wasn't cute
>implying this makes you gay

user...

When literally the upper tenth of the picture didn't tell you already it's tongue in cheek, you probably have autism.

autisticnotweird.com/taking-things-literally-when-having-autisms-actually-pretty-funny/

But yeah, a lot of things in the picture are facts/trivia.

The guy who strapped a permanent exo-suit over his clothes?

Because Nintendo knows that

Sissy white boys > Black women

Better than strapping a permanent BBC around your waist and being a deranged libcuck.

Fuck off Sup Forums.

They are absolutely cuter than black women, so there's no reason not to choose them

do not open this if you are straight

But that looks like a literal girl, fampai.

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>implying link is a sissy boy
>implying is not just a alpha twink with a big cock ready to colonized pic relate

it is, and open acceptance of homosexuality has been a larger mistake than the war on drugs. Fuck hollywood and fuck liberal media

Japan.

Cringe

great argument.

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>also hetero

how nintendo can get away with it.

>the (((alt-right)))

Pig disgusting.

>MILO IS ALT RIGHT
How fucking stupid are you?

>CIS
>Caucasian I Straight

>Link is Hylian and Bisexual in BOTW
What could OP have possibly meant by this?
And what does the I stand for?

Do you even have to ask? SJWs can't make good games.

His eyes are hypnotic.

except he pretty much this?

CIS means non tranny degenerate.

It has nothing to do with sexuality, in fact, I think OP was implying Link is a full blown homo.

Link is straight

Milo is a professional shitposter like Donald Trump.

He exists to make people like you mad and get paid for it.

>zelda mocks gays

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Breath of the Reddit is a shit game

Most overrated game of the decade quite possibly

Broke my nofap

Not in my doujins lol

>colonized
she's not a nigger she's a gyaru

keep crying.

>Most overrated game of the decade quite possibly

hello

geee billy

2 dicks?

I like this picture

>Overrated
>Posts Witcher
Oh wow. You Nintenbros really are that far gone, huh? Either that or the fox and the grapes.

>famous movie start in not hollywood
>not japanese
>big ass
>gyaru after the 00s

why people prefers to think she is a filthy gyaru and don't see she is delicious black.

is it gay if I want to pound links boipussy until he's a cock craving slut who begs me to shoot it in his ass

asking for a friend

>Cringe
You could have said anything but you say "Cringe", and even without punctuation.

Back to NeoGAF, please.

Still not a single argument against this.

Witcher is incredibly overrated. Fuck off if you want muh story (which was subpar) to be the best aspect of your game.

t. Idort

I'm tired of sissy faggots tryin to fish on Sup Forums for new cocks to suck.
You have a handful of boards to do that, go away.

yes, 2 DICKS!

one for me and another for zelda

>a filthy gyaru
because a filthy gyaru is still better than a monkey nigger
she's also explicitly a gyaru

Yes and it also isn't funny that you are gay. Stop with the overcompensation and just accept it.

reminder for Nintendo shills that we are waiting

Sure thing, kid.

ok I'll let my friend know

Too bad she just has naturally brown skin, user.

It's funny how people get triggered by this but no one can ever counter any of it. To me this make it obvious we'r dealing with shills here and not with actual autartic people.

neck yourself

Literally a white face. Pic related is a black face and looks like shit.

Yeah, that literally changes nothing. More than a handful of asians are. Still a gyaru.
KYS, nigger.

(((Hylians))) aren't white.

>please commit suicide because you have different taste and don't like cultural Marxism

I think I got redpilled

You're doing your part to save gaming lad

Typical faggot fanboys of this Ubisoft game

She's french retard.

No gyaru there

I want to get a redpilled waifu now and play BotW DLC with her all day.

wtf I love zelda games now

fujos need to die

>Bible and Jesus in Zelda
What?

>Big ass
>Big lips
>Curly hair
>Not black

Nice delusion kid

probably ridden with cellulite

French black from overseas has caucasoid face for some.

she is black, you can think what you want, but nintendo make twintelle black, the community knows it, /vg/ knows it, the fandom knows it, only the faggots from Sup Forums like you deceive themselves to fap with her without regrets.

>afro

what videogame mc is that?

Milo is an extremely useful tool, basically like a super bioweapon. That he sucks BBC is just according to keikaku.

Or at least it was until mass media won again.

depends of the ethnic, ethiopians have a different face compare to west africa, africa after all is the continent with more genetic variation.