The truth.... The truth..... Is that you're my wife's son

The truth.... The truth..... Is that you're my wife's son

And that Ape Escape was never good

Yeah, 99% it will happen. And game looks like shit as a game.

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

>The boy needs a father Kratos

What did she mean by this?

takes a real man to step up to the plate another man left

100% chance it has something to do with him murdering an entire pantheon and allowing the Nordic ones to be absolute shitters that want to kill him while he's nerfed.
The my wife's son meme is too overdone on this site to be funny. You guys don't even like it at this point.

Who the hell names a girl 'Billie' anyways?

>No blood
>No combos
>Slow walking sections

And I would bet a large sum that no sexy minigame either

Yes another man should help look after the living embodiment of a former lovers cum that stretched out the whore that you are dating.

>takes a real man to step up to the plate another man left
That sounds somewhat disgusting. It's like calling you brave for eating someone's leftovers after he came inside them several times.

>Implying he doesn't fuck his son

M8 even still, I have to admit that the primodial snake looking nigga made me hype as fuck.
>he wants to help
>mfw

Come on, the joke about there being a sex scene in this game is so obvious on this board I'm not even going to make it.

They literally transformed GoW into your average cinematic experience. Unbelievable.

The son is actually him from the past. Loki creates him.

the whole set up with older man looking after little kid feels so hackneyed right now.

Why is pol obsessed with cuckolding? Is it some repressed fantasy or fetish?

>the kid of the woman you are dating is a daily reminder that she has been filled with another mans virile seed

No thank you.

aaaaaUUUUURRURRRRGGGGHHHH WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON???

wow michael jackson really was white

The beard is way better than the goatee

I don't even know why this shit is still funny to me.

It was either this or another Ascension that people would be disappointed in

yeah when they first revealed the game, i thought they may be taking it easy on the scale and giant shit, but seeing that made me really happy.

I really fucking hate how nu-male cucks ruined beards.

Yes. When people are secretly obsessed with a fetish they try to project that they hate it in the public sphere. They do hate it on a level and might resist the urge to delve into cuck porn but studies have shown that conservative Americans are the most kinky and are into cuckolding in a big way. It's why black guys are almost always involved and size matters if the bull isn't black.

Judging by the trailer you play as the kid for certain sections?

Also that boat you saw you use to get to most areas

Perfect. They can turn current Kratos and past Kratos into a fag at the same time. How will cool video game characters ever recover?

The boy can speak with Norse Gods and Kratos can't.

Kratos absolutely isn't the father.

underrated post

JUST
>You're behind on alimony Kratos

xDDD i love this MEME

>takes a real man to step up to the plate another man left

You could always order a new plate, though. Women aren't exactly uncommon in the world.

If you want to portray being a stepfather in a better way, why don't you emphasize the need for children to have positive male figures in their lives so they don't grow up as crime-addled, limp-wristed faggots whose greatest penis-having role-model was Catelyn Jenner?

People should not have to deal with raising another man's child, but over 40% of children nowadays are being born in single-parent households and that's pathetic. Someone has to raise these children, and you think women are going to do it? Please, women are practically children themselves.

>Cuck of war

fucking DOA
too many fucking CINEMATIC this year

That the absolute peak of human masculinity in the eyes of the sad self-loathing failed men who designed this game is to raise another man's spawn

You know, back in the olden days this was a sign that the woman was of proven fertility. Then again, the vast majority of women who had children without a father in those days were widows or almost absurdly poor n' battered by their wastrel husbands.

fucking lmfao