Why does Miyamoto-san need such a big bodyguard?

Why does Miyamoto-san need such a big bodyguard?

For you.

So the global cabal that's trying to ruin gaming doesn't take him out.

he's basically the biggest guy in the game industry

I don,t think anyone else comes close.

Angry Paper Mario fans.

They swore heating his heart for killing another franchise.

The reason Oddjob has to follow him around is because the autismo Nintendo fans.

This

Because if i caught him alone i would turn him upside down and shake him until the new metroid fell out of his pockets

The Bodyguard or Miyamoto?

That's his sons father, what the fuck is wrong with you.

that's his good friend Bowser

ZOMG A NIGGER! SUM1 KILL IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!

>ywn have a BEEG NEEG bodyguard

he runs the yakuza

Lemme tell you something about woman

something about woman

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Is that the Principle from American Dad?

i bet being punched by him would be extremely painful

this is a black thing, isn't it?

Who is this guy again?

Telling a joke?
Well, according to Sup Forums no fun is allowed so yeah sure man whatever.

To keep Sony/Microsoft from kidnapping him, forcing him to churn out exclusive IPs in their sweat shop of a work environment as he is detained miles underneath the surface until he dies.

Diversity and Multiethnicity.

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What's a wooommaann?

Would you please sit down?

gabe is way bigger

That's Donkey Kong, you underage fuck.

HEY

Is that Uncle Phil

>gabe
>video games

good one

George Soros and Hillary Clinton?

he means in size

'cos Gabe is fat

Get it, he's the BIGGEST, cos hes fat

>not recognizing James Avery
Uncle Phil is going to appear to promote Retro's Fresh Prince of Bel-Air game.

>Sup Forums boogeyman
neck yourself retard