How do you go from this

How do you go from this...

to this?

Diversity

Now shes easier to get

Sam > Milkcow

>average zelda fan
>average mario fan

That's what a real woman looks like. Mega milk sets an unrealistic standard of beauty. Real women have lumpy bodies and big jew noses.

>Sup Forums gets baited into BMWF interracial
>Sup Forums gets baited into BFWM interracial

pottery

>player 2

womemes were a mistake

Samantha is the best

both are ugly, ill take the one where the mega milk memers cant be obnoxious about

Feminism, not even once.

/thread

DON'T BULLY SAM

She looks like a wreck this year though.

somebody save her

She has a nice voice

no only ugly as shit women look like that. thats not a real women its a mistake that should never be born.

Not buying Nintendo because of this shit.

Choke on your diversity Nintendo lets hope it pays your bills.

I remember hearing she was engaged, people tend to let themselves go after they get married.

I was a Sam fan last e3, but things are different this time. Something feels off with her this e3. I don't think it's the blue hair, it's something else.

Her voice is still Goddess-Tier

muh feminism

She looks like she fell for the drugs meme.

OP, is this your first Treehouse? Because you sure are acting like it is.

Mario
Luigi

am i rite?

isnt feminism amazing?

Where is Theresa? She's always been best Treehouse girl. If you disagree, you have shit taste.

Y'all are a bunch of horny teens

Need more pics of this beauty, please.

SJWfied...

To this

>tfw married with two daughters
>tfw big tiddies still get my dick up

Am soy your'e gay and only man-ass has that effect on you.

I'll tell you what happened.
She most likely saw the absolute ludicrous amount of "mega milk" posting going on for the months leading up to BotW's release and that inevitably made her take a more conservative post and quite frankly she looks like she's conciously trying to be less attractive because
A) She's taken already and she doesn't want her SO to feel jealous or insecure and respects their wishes.
B) She's now become conscious of her image and that a whole shitload of people that she might find disgusting now wants to fuck her raw.
C) She wants to represent a certain image and because of Mega Milk memers she ended up taking on a purposely less attractive get-up so that more people can actually hear what she's saying and not look at her tits all the time.

This is literally your guy's fault, regardless of what because just like IRL you faggots don't know where the line is between being flirty and then being downright sperg-stalker creepy.

My wife is on guys!

Sorry that you became such a limp dicked faggot when you became older.

holy fucking YUUUUUUUUMMMMHHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGG

She needs breast reduction for those fake disgusting tits

The other girl is so fucking cute though

>right is before college
>left is after
>middle is trans phase

Sam? Cause Theresa is my wife!

Other girl is back!

>tfw married with two daughters
sick fuck you best be trolling

That isn't her, that's Sam.

are you retarded?

RIGHT GIRL IS CUTE!

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

Nice try user but I'll let you admire my wife Theresa.

What happened to her tits

who is the cute blonde twiddling her thumbs?

>people actually think this is the same girl

Sarah Silverman's looks have deteriorated really badly.

My wife

Marrying material right there, something you can proudly introduce to your parents.

This girl is hard to look at...that blue hair doeant help.

I'd fuck them both in a threesome.

We are literally married. Stop lying on the internet.

LITERALLY where do you think you are?

Think before you post, retard.

SURPRISE BITCH

Imagine having her in your lap Sup Forums

She's there

BTFO
LOL

those thighs...

MOMMY

THE MILK MAIDEN IS BACK

SHE'S BACK

MOMMY IS BACK TIME FOR MILKIES

MEGA MILK

NINTENDO WON

ITS A LEGS AUDREY THIS TIME BOYZZZ

...

shes on now ops a fag

LOL DID AUDREY GET HIT BY A CAR ON THE WAY TO E3?

She looks like Amy winehouse went to Jersey shore now.

HOW
CAN
NINTENDO
WIN
SO
MUCH

>shirt that hides her bust too much
shame

She's so cute, I bet she wears cute underwear.

3DPD shitters need to kill themselves

AUDREY IS BACK

THE MILTANK IS BACK

underrated

how come no one told her that fake eyebrows are gross

...

NOOO FUCK OFF WHORE.

Why the fuck do you retards think she looks better than ?
Her face looks like the face of a fucking troll.

I'm usually a fan of this titty monster, but Christ something is off here...

I LOVE THERESA!

>It feels really really good

Muh

I agree, real women are ugly and stupid. People should know it by now

she doen't want you repulsive autists drooling over her

cute AND good at video games

White donkey kong?

Yeah i rememb

I love this place

LEAVE

This is the objective best Treehouse girl.

She is so pure and cute.

She's soooo cute, goddamn.

>woman in late 20s
>mommy
How old is v exactly?

plaid sleeveless

plaid hides all curves :(

...

I'm a horny teen for (you)

waifu