Beat new metroid

>beat new metroid
>samus removes her suit
>it's a black woman with an Afro

How would you react?

SHHEEEIIIITTTT

Cant. Its sequal to prime hunters 3 canon.

They could do it to the ds game.

I don't purchase weebshit, so its unlikely this would ever occur.

we were kings and stuff.

They already showed Zero Suit Samus in the game over screen. Same as always.

I wouldn't. Why would you give a shit about a mediocre videogame franchise that wasn't relevant since the 90s?

I would begin fapping and watching Sup Forums throw a hissyfit

Brown Girls are a treasure

Alternate universe, drumpftard.

fpbp

Wouldn't really care to be honest.

>we were kings
I see this meme everywhere. What is it?

>laugh
>check Sup Forums
>laugh again

With an ass like that, I could give less of a shit

my ancestry consists of monarchs and such.

Even is she were "black", she probably wouldn't have an afro or negroid features. Japan only makes delicious brown, so most of us could still fap to it.

WE

WONT BE ON THE SWITCH RETARD.

Why would anyone assume a sequel is set in an alternate universe?
Also:
>Drumpftard
>Drumpf
>Unironically using this forced, unfunny John Oliver meme

I wouldn't care, but the shitposting would be glorious. I might even be able to drink some real genuine tears.

It's Japan so she would be delicious brown.

I'm always down to clown with delicious brown

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look it up yourself you lazy piece of shit. how fucking hard is it to google? why do you retards need everyone to spoonfeed you? think before you post for fucks sake.

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Well, confused as fuck for one.

>his real name
>a meme
i don't know why you americans think this is so silly. It's the bavarian pronounciation of the german word for "trump". That's where his grandpa came from, right?

I'd get hard no matter what as long as she was still samus

>mediocre
Nice meme

WATCHU LOOKIN WHITE BOI

HOW DIVERSE!

NINTENDO IS NOT SJW FAGGOT
SAMUS WILL BE A SEXY WHITE GIRL

*properly wipes mouth with napkin*
now hold on there old chap!

i want to fuck chocolate samus

Not care because when Japan forces diversity, the characters are still attractive. They wouldn't give a black woman a shitty afro.

i'd be pretty mad that they changed a beloved character that has been around for 30 years just to promote some stupid agenda.

i'd also be pissed if they changed yoshi to be yellow to promote endangered giraffe awareness or some equally retarded shit. keep your politics out of my videogames.

The meme isn't his name you retard. The meme comes from people some reason using Drumpf as an insult, simply because an unfunny Brit used it as an insult.

WE

>drumpftard
So original and witty, I bet you have an IQ of 140 friend.

>afro
that is where you lost me

Japs don't know how to animate blacks properly it will never happen.

But it sounds dumb, that's why Donald's ancestor :) changed his name

>i'd be pretty mad that they changed a beloved character that has been around for 30 years just to promote some stupid agenda.

reason I stopped buying marvel comics

fuck those faggots

I'd stand up and clap
I'm American fyi

It's a joke about the fact a lot of blacks think Egyptians are black when they're obviously arabics (light brown Caucasians). A while back a big Egypt focused movie got shit on by people for not using black actors when the actors were literally Egyptians. The misunderstanding comes from the fact Egypt is technically in Africa but black people are from Subsaharan Africa not North Africa.

fine, ill bite, this would be violation of canon, so as fanboy i would REEEEEE.

were kings and shit, niggas. I swear to God, man, am I fuckin' playing with you, man? We goin' to Egypt, nigga. We were- we- I was the ancestor of Egypt, man. And y-y-you tellin' me that, that-that-them- and that them Egyptians over there ain't black? Look at they skin, man! They black, man! A-and you- you know, man, like, l-like, I'm sorry man, we tryin' to go to space and shit, man! Like, fuck, man, these goddamn White people, man! I-I-I ain't sayin', man, these White people be ruinin' our lives, man! Shit, man! Look, l-l-l-l-let me tell you, man! Look, l-l- my gr- my grandmama, she part Egyptian, man! You tellin' me, l-l-l-l- King Tut Too Ta Too, tha-tha-tha-that's my, that's my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa, man! A-and you go tellin' me that these goddamn Egyptians ain't black! Shit, nigga! Look, look, look man, Julius Caesars was black. I don't know why these history books be lyin' to you. Julius Caesars was black, he wasn't White! The Romans were ruled by black people. Shit, man, I tell you what, I swear! Let all the black people in America go back to Africa, they gonna be wantin' us back!

uhm... no... his grandfather changed his name from "Drumpf" to "Trump" upon entering the US.
It is a somewhat common german surname.

*adjusts ruffle collar*
am i correct in assuming the implication you are making there?

It's high time nintendo embrace diversity, whiteboi

alternate between fapping to muh chocolate goddess and defending nintendo on Sup Forums

Yes it's normal for immigrants to the U.S. to change their names to be easier to pronounce and fit in better.

MUH DIC

>white girls
>sexy
Pick one

Bravo

your point being?

if she has niggers lips, probably negativly. If she doesnt, cool, just skin change. If they call her Samus Aran, I would be mad.

It's completely unremarkable and not worth mentioning.

>implying black samus wouldn't have an uzi

>Treehouse footage shows Zero Suit Samus upon death animation and she's still white
Why does Sup Forums even bother?

why are you reacting so negatively to it then?

>beat new metroid
>you unlock justin bailey
post yfw

because you think its an insult in the first place. He reacted negativly to your dumb attitude towards a fucking name.

Also Drumpf isnt a common german surname, du dummes Stück Scheiße

*uses proper grammar*
Now just to make sure, let me confirm your conclusion...

>you
>your
>du
read the thread retard.
if you can't even keep track with who you are talking to, why even bother?
Außerdem, wenn du Deutscher bist, was interessiert dich dann die ganze Trump Kacke?
Lass die Amis sich in ihrer eigenen Scheiße suhlen. Sei kein dummes Medien-Opfer.

>Not naming the pic "darksamus.jpg"
You had one job, OP.

> (You)
>It's a joke about the fact a lot of blacks think Egyptians are black when they're obviously arabics (light brown Caucasians). A while back a big Egypt focused movie got shit on by people for not using black actors when the actors were literally Egyptians. The misunderstanding comes from the fact Egypt is technically in Africa but black people are from Subsaharan Africa not North Africa.
Thanks

Please don't use my image to shitpost.
Also, please repost the full resolution version, instead of being a lazy faggot by not clicking through.

*frowns couthly*
There was nobility among our forefathers?

>Afro
Ew.

"wait, I was playing the new Iron Man all this time?"

Lustig von jemanden, der Neggerschwanz lutscht

*jemandeM
*Neger
*besser Negerschwänze

Unterschicht was geht?

SO YU BEE SAYIN

lutsch neggerschwanz

süß.
lern erstmal die sprache gescheit, dann können wir reden. buchstäblich.

erhalte AIDS

I'd be fine with a Samus with tanned skin or just a recolor but if they actually gave her the facial features of a Negress, fuck that.

WIR SIND KAISERS UND SCHEIßE

Same here. Samus would be hot as a Nubian space warrior. 10/10, would fap again.

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*Könige
and the plural of "Kaiser" is "Kaiser"

Can someone explain the black girl memes? I've been working and missed all this shit

>How would you react?

Waste of redesign.

We need a thicc delicious brown Samus.

Thanks Ahmet

special snowflake are triggered about BGE2 having a negress in the trailer.

I dont give a shit who is underneath the suit. That was the whole point of revealing her back in Metroid one. Sure the porn is nice but what does it matter while playing the game? There is no tits or ass to look at and the prime games are first person anyway.

I would be so mad cause I am an edgy alt righter

XD deus ex 1778 gas the bikes race car now

we wuz chozo n shiet

you're welcome Muhammet.

>Unterschicht was geht?
kek'd

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what is no more heroes, cuck?

>*PRRRRRRRRRRRRRBPLPLPLPLHHHH*

Nice one.

Arabic= light brown Caucasians

Holy shit my sides

Like 5 or so games featured black women in supporting roles. This triggered some. This amused some. Ton of people shitposted about it regardless.

ZERO FRUIT SAMUS

watch the sides, bro!

Like 2 games at E3 had a black chick sidekick in them so Sup Forums is freaking out.

Why is this bad? Even if you're a racistfag, they aren't main characters

Caucasians =! white people-only, arabic / middle easterns / sand-niggers ARE light brown caucasians.

Egyptians (north africans in general) do have some SSA-admixture though, unlike assyrians, druzes and the likes.