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>"c'mon you are professional game journalists"
>literal shots fired
Devolver Conference analysis and appreciation thread
Devolver
Joseph Hall
Thomas Barnes
OP IS A FAGGOT!
LINK DOESN'T WORK!
David Hernandez
Devolver is the most SJW developer, their Edgy press con won't change that.
William Perez
>our throwing money at the screen system also takes arms
Hmmmmm...
Brody Rivera
Thomas Clark
Sadly, this.
Brandon Garcia
who the fuck is Dave Lang?
Daniel Butler
...
Aaron Collins
>devolver
>a dev
what?
Josiah Campbell
...
Carson Peterson
you know what I mean, faggot.
Kayden Scott
...
Eli Edwards
...
Levi Hall
White people creep me out
Eli Morgan
>joke about just remaking HM again
>first game is a cyberpunk HM clone
bravo
Anthony Jenkins
...
Austin Johnson
>very very very very very
Heathers reference?
Elijah Miller
We need to watch Another Wolfcop together
Nicholas Wright
>i have got a lot to show you
delivered
>much of which will blow your mind up
delivered
>some of which will frighten your extended family a little
delivered
>a small amount of which will get some of you arrested possibly even slightly aroused
delivered?
Joshua Ortiz
>Americans in charge of giving a press conference
Isaiah Wilson
it was good but it's a pity they only had garbage games to show
Austin Hill
Nicholas Rodriguez
From the publishers that tried to shill the shit out of that retro shovelware, Strafe, on Sup Forums
Carson Ward
Ruiner looks pretty cool. Was there even anything else?
Juan Carter
serious sam thing.
and then a bunch shoved into the scenes for any bit that had a game on a screen or for footage in the insanity sequence.
Robert Cooper
So who the hell greenlighted this?
Thomas Green
Conference was pretty funny satire but their games aren't that good.
Evan Gutierrez
Red hot dolla dolla bills obviously
Eli Green
HAHAHHA YEAH GO REVOLVER
BECAUSE E3 SHOULDNT BE ABOUT GAMES BUT ABOUT CRINGY EDGY JOKES AND A LOT OF SHOUTING HAHAHA
Honestly, the only thing that redeems Devolver is that they publish a lot of good games. Everything about their PR is cringy as fuck.
Justin Morgan
No, I don't. They don't develop anything. What about them is SJW anyway? They published Hotline Miami for fucks sake.
Jeremiah Anderson
>thinking E3 is about the games, or even about gamers.
It's for investors and shareholders. E3 has nothing to do with you, and nothing to do with people who play games. Devolver is ironically the closest to getting through to people who play video games by taking the piss out of the entire event for what it is.
Carson Jenkins
>literal shots fired
Now that would have been interesting.
Dominic King
>BECAUSE E3 SHOULDNT BE ABOUT GAMES
E3 has never been about games.
Nathaniel Wood
>devolver press conference shits on the e3
>Sup Forums is mad because they aren't the shitters anymore
at this point this place is worse than reddit
Logan Turner
E3 should be about games, and Devolver made a show taking the piss out of how the conferences for years have only barely been about games.
In a surprising and ill-timed twist, aside from EA, every conference this year ended up just being about games.
Luis Cook
pick who you are....
>press who got called out for being shit
>games industry who got called out for being greedy manipulative cunts
>enabler userbase who got called out for allowing the previous 2 to continue existing
>entitled userbase who got called out for being shitters who think their opinions are the most important shit in the universe and are not willing to cede an inch to a developer's vision
Leo Ross
The last category should be euthanized
Christopher Bell
E3 is, was and always will be shit. The only reason to watch it is for the cringe and shitposting on Sup Forums. This was the first time I was pleasantly surprised and entertained by someone literally slapping all the others across the face, made the fact that Bethesda absolutely shat itself so much better.
If you genuinely watch E3 for games I am so sorry for your shit taste user, you should leave this board right now and never come back.
Jayden Taylor
I'd drink her menstrual blood
Carter Torres
>look up Ruiner
>Susumu Hirasawa contributing to the soundtrack
Huh.
Jaxon Wilson
What's this one?
Levi Gomez
bought this recently. it's not great. i wouldn't have such regret if it was under $10
Xavier Butler
Absolver
Anthony Anderson
> Devolver made a show taking the piss out of how the conferences for years have only barely been about games.
Fair enough. Devolver's was probably the best conference, but I don't care about any of those anyway.
I don't care about most games, but there are always a handful of good announcements like Metroid Prime 4 or Wolfenstein II.
I am also pissed of about Serious Sam 4 not getting announced.
I also definitely have better taste in game than most of this board, not that that means much.
> The only reason to watch it is for the cringe and shitposting on Sup Forums.
I dont care much about this either
Thomas Diaz
>I have no idea what satire is: the post
The fact that you disliked Devolver's while probably laughing your ass off at all of the forced banter, wannabe MLG casting, and """humor""" says enough, faggot.
Henry Perry
>vomits on keyboard
>smug
Jackson Cook
Speaking of cringy shouting..
Blake Reyes
You simply do not get it do you? If you just want to see the announcements, you can simply look them up on the internet directly, instead of watching all the fluff around it.
>I also definitely have better taste in game than most of this board, not that that means much.
You are right, nobody cares. I even feel stupid for replying to you, enjoy this (You) while it lasts
Alexander Hernandez
Founder of Iron Galaxy and frequent Giantbomb guest
Brody Martin
They know
Nathan Morales
> You simply do not get it do you? If you just want to see the announcements, you can simply look them up on the internet directly, instead of watching all the fluff around it.
This is exactly what I do.
I mean, that is what E3 is to me and I am okay with it.
Luke Brooks
but why was he referenced?
Hudson Perry
youtu.be
34:20
Ethan Martin
A man who died as he lived, playing Windjammers.
Elijah Moore
MORE LIKE REVOLVER HUH?
Logan Gonzalez
He is not like 99% of CEOs in the industry.
twitter.com
Ayden Diaz
the whole 10 hours after that were a real roller coaster of emotions
Asher Bennett
Dr. Cube was the only part to outright bore me, but at least he would always cut to Kaiju Big Battle
Jacob Garcia
>It's for investors and shareholders.
Was for investors and shareholders only, now it's for them + the consumers but yeah the communication is a mess.
David Myers
i dont understand why Devolver killed him though.
or why he only got a smattering of applause.
is it because he's an indie failure? youtube.com
Cameron Young
>i dont understand why Devolver killed him though.
They didn't, they were just make a joke at his expense
>or why he only got a smattering of applause.
Because the audience wasn't real
Josiah Garcia
are you for real right now?
Parker Moore
Mahria is qt. QT.
William Reed
nice
Bentley Smith
>Mahria Zook
Such a Pynchonesque name
Joseph Bell
wait a sec. Devolver is a REAL company?
Matthew Mitchell
Is she available for hire?
I can pay her decent wage just to be around me.
Kevin Sullivan
>tfw my toaster won't be able to handle ruiner
Brayden Fisher
are you brazilian?
Nicholas Price
...
Liam Miller
...
Jace Brooks
we're coming for you
Jonathan Bailey
>I'll never cuddle with Mahria and watch 80's horror films.
Why even go on?
Leo Torres
SCUM looks kinda fun.
I expect for great things.
Nicholas Wilson
This shit is not ok
Isaac Diaz
...it was just a figure of speech, goddamn...
Daniel Phillips
geez