What are some games in which you play as a kid?

What are some games in which you play as a kid?

Ape Escape

Based Jordi

commander keen

I played a lot of games as a kid, like Mario, Zelda etc. But now that I'm an adult, I just don't enjoy them as much.

What is Jordi's endgame?

Nier Automata lets you play as an Albino manlet. Idk if that coun'ts.

Do you think he dies a bit inside each time he finds out he has to bed some haggard old pile of silicone and HPV?

Tag

Splatoon, but only half the time.

fuck exponentially larger women

>dies
More like his dreams are coming true.

Bully

Redpill me on this kid.

Oh shit, it's that ugly kid from my milf porn videos.

>some haggard old pile of silicone and HPV

Still better than anything I could fuck without pay

Jordi is a 10
t. woman

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy

Weird Spanish boy who fucks milfs for a living.

There are no women on my secret club. Don't lie to me user.

And also makes a top tier perfomance

>5'5
>Fucked all the girls you jerk too daily

/fit/ triggered

I fucking a jordi vids. the dude can't even speak english. ruins my immersion.

>September 11

Ape Escape
Tekken 2
Crash Carting.

Bastion

why does this guy look so familiar?

>I fucking a jordi vids
Damn straight!

KeK