Comfy Treehouse Thread

youtube.com/watch?v=WM45NsEzlro

>>>>>esports

reposting this

Lets get this started
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NA

First for Latias

>USA

3rd for my waifu

>humping
>pumping
>ink splatting
Nintendo knows.

NIPPON OR USA?

The 11s will win.

>when you splat but he keeps sucking

LATIAS IS CUTE! CUTE!

>USA LOST TO A CUTE AUSSIE GAMER GIRL

LMAO

>americlaps right now

HUMP BACK
PUMP TRACK

I am sad and regret being american right now

>USA losing to everybody in video games
This is nothing new. America is always inferior to everyone else in gaming.

which team was the one filled with fat women landwhales and autistic gays?

>have THE Tim representing the US
>he loses
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

REMEMBER LATIAS IS A CUTE

A CUTE

...

H U M P
B A C K
P U M P
T R A C K

>usa forever shamed, can't even beat girls at games

>lose to aussies
>now going to lose to japs

>Americans live and breathe shooter games
>lose to Australian women

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>WE LOSE TO STRAYA
>HAVE TO FIGHT MOMENTS LATER AGAINST THE JAPS
THIS SHIT IS RIGGED FOR THE JAPS OR SOMETHING, IT'S NOT FAIR

IT'S NOT OVER YET.

C'mon Deadbeats, don't fuck up.

WAIFUPOSTING STRONK

Is there even any doubt? Nippon of course. They always win.

Is Penguitt not there?

>NA shit on by an almost all female australian team
>now have to endure a nippon ravaging

IT'S STARTING

I want to be her Latios

I'd like to mention that I've always rated Latias desu.

USA will redeem themselves
cap this post

Deadbeats are no longer American
Citizenship revoked
Exiled from the country

Shameful display.

I want to hump and pump all the treehousefus

>losing to literal cunts
EMBARRASSMENT TO AMERICA. SAD!

>WOMBOCOMBO ON HUMPBACKPUMPTRACK

>no intro for NA or japan team

why?
I want to see more intros, they were the best part

TURF WAR IS NOT A GOOD MODE FOR COMPETITIVE ANYWAY

ITS RIGGED FROM THE START

>2 US team inklings are niggers

That explains it

REVENGE FOR PEARL HARBOR COMING THROUGH

Viewership has dropped by 15k on youtube, was 60k+ a bit ago

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

Once I got torn to shreds by Dynamon in sub 30secs while squadding and I still hold up the memory as one of my most cherished ever

>USA not splashing their base as first

FUCKING SCRUBS JESUS CHRIST

RED SUN VS BLUE STRIPES

US you better pull through I swear to fuck

so the nips are all pro players and the rest are teams full of randoms?

...

>kekeshino

AMERICA KEKED AGAIN

What do you think her panties smell like?

These guys aren't American anymore if they lose.

americas use their guns to shoot tin cans and cardboard silhouettes
we use ours to shoot the fucking feral boars rooting across our backyard

PEARL HARBOR THEEEEEEEEM

Is he actually a known player?

>Inking your base first
No you god damn scrub you leave that for when you respawn you need to get into a position straight away reeeeee

COME ON
GIVE POWER TO USA

>no two thin coats
i'm triggered guys

REMOVE DYNAMON

You wont because you're actively looking for a needle in a haystack, find a person you truly love and who loves you for the time you both spend together, not somone who shares your hobbies, if they love you, they'll be willing to accept your hobbies and at least try them. If it sticks, it does, if it doesn't, you find something else.

>Source: Happily married for 7 years with a Segagirl

Fucking cringe. I didn't even know there were people playing Splatoon "professionally". Not trying to be mean here, but literally all of them look like highschool dropout weeb bottom feeders.

>she has nintendo in her blood
thats not the only thing in her blood

>Yoshi
>yeah Yoshi
>I like you
kek

HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE TO A BUNCH OF GIRLS

WHAT THE FUCK USA

They won EU NA AUS tournament. Of course the Nip tournament was a billion times more competitive.

>casters acting like this is anyone's game when the Japs control 70% of the map already and US can't push past the chokes

...

How do you spell Pearl Harbor?

Oh god I can't watch

>lose hard to girl team
>semi competent no
RIGGED

our team is complete garbage

thats true for pretty much half of the E-"Sports"

Fuck off ironic weeb.

F
U
N

GET FUCKED AMERICA

>deadbeat being beaten to death

NIHONGO STRONK

I'll always know, user.

Guys... what if all the guys are betas and they see a girl team and cream their pants so they can't play propertly against them and lose? WHAT IF THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING

yowch

great fucking job NA

who /sprinkler/ here?

NOOOOO
FUCKING JAPS

Why are Americans so shit at video games? Should Americans be banned from posting on Sup Forums?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JAPS ARE FUCKING CHEATERS

AMERICA STILL BTFO

They play it somewhat professionally but are far from being the best teams.
Competitive Splatoon actually is quite nice.

>americans
>losing
PICK ONE. THEY AIN'T AMERICAANNNN

>US is 0-2

So this.. is the power of Trump's America...

>0-2
LMAO

NIHON TOOOOOO STRONG

Is anyone actually surprised?

WHY DOES THIS NEED TO HAPPEN?

WHAT THE FUCK??? THIS IS 100% RIGGED

BTFO

>America

>America

RIPIP us burgers ;-;