Is Mario finally going to marry Peach
Is Mario finally going to marry Peach
Nah.
Not gonna happen, but the game feels like it should. Imagine Mario stopping Peach and Bowser's wedding at the end of the game, defeating Bowser and marrying Peach in New Donk City while Pauline sings and the band plays. It would be great.
shipfags worst nightmare.
You do realize this game is about Mario trying to stop a wedding but Peach loves Bowser and she's gonna call the cops at the wedding so they can get married and enjoy bestiality all night long, right?
Peach and Bowser got married in Super Paper Mario and they never got divorced. Its why Peach wears a wedding ring in Smash Bros.
>Bowser looks really dapper there
What did she mean by this?
not canon
Like Mario would actually invite his ex to sing at his wedding.
No, it's why they brought Pauline back. She's going to get with Mario and Peach will end up with Bowser.
He's going to marry Pauline.
Peach is used goods.
Deal with it. She lost her purity at Bowser's dong
Wouldn't that make him Prince Mario?
>le damsel in distress
>woman is the objectified "prize" for winning
Jesus christ HOW are they not tired of this tropey shit already? Japan is so ass backwards.
not canon
Yes it is
someone is going to put this on a wedding cake one day
not an argument
he's gonna marry bowser :3
>bowser's steel-toed dress shoes
hue hue
peach is a slut
Somebody post rule peach and bowser ffs
>not an argument
not an argument
>two gay guys with the Mario and Bowser ones
I am okay with this.
>Pauline sings and the band plays
>Implying Pauline won't be the real bad guy using Bowser to split up Mario and Peach
>Mario beats Bowser to a pulp and rescues Peach.
>Church and everything right there.
>Peach still in a wedding dress.
>Mario in a tux.
>Peach is sending hints to Mario.
>Mario waffles with a "fear of commitment" cliché.
>Peach gets offended, drags Bowser off he floor, and marries Bowser on the spot.
>Bowser feels like a winner, and collapses.
>>not an argument
>not an argument
not an argument
I actually don't want Mario to marry Peach since it means the franchise is over and done with.
>>>not an argument
>>not an argument
>not an argument
not an argument
ITT: we pretend mario franchise is not for selling purposes but it has a story
Mary O Amiibo when?