[Speech 500] [Charisma 1000] Buy my game

[Speech 500] [Charisma 1000] Buy my game

That's not how speech and charisma works
But I wouldn't expect Todd to know that

>Implying Todd hasn't went further beyond and he lies to even himself to make himself lie to himself and then he lies yet again, after lying to himself, until he lies so much to himself that his words turn into truth.

Sure thing, Todd.

[science 18/30]
Anyone know any good pirating sites for mods?

[Failed] No.

[Failed] Sorry Todd, Beyond Good and Evil 2 was announced need to save Money for the collectors Edition

[Failed] Again? How many times can you release the same game?

>Bought Skyrim already
>"Buy my game"
>Bethesda AI programming checks for jackshit when pass condition already met

*ignores Todd*

*walks continually into wall*

TES VI will be Skyrim VR DLC.

REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! WhY HAveN't YoU BOUghT My fuCKIng MoDSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!

C H I M

I wonder,if it will ever be TES VI soon (this century).

[Intelligence 3] Sorry, waiting for something new.

>yes
>sarcastic yes
>...
>no (yes)

I actually had to google that and gave me a giggle.

HI TODD, MY NAME IS CONNOR

DON'T DO ANYTHING DANGEROUS

>I actually had to google that
TES is dead.

Lmao
Did you think when people said "good thing I don't buy your games" it was shitposting?

Todd has achieved CHIM

[Success] No.

[Intelligence] So you shill the paid mods with your threads on Sup Forums.

...

(OP)
At first, I thought Creation Club was just a way for Bethesda to keep milking the same game for 7 consecutive years while applying minimal effort and still making a profit.

Then I stopped being so cynical, and thought "what if my mom or dad or little sister wanted to become gamers like me, and enjoy the expanded experiences that mods can create?"

To expect ones such as them to become familiar with the tedious and often dangerous task of classic mod installation would be silly, and somewhat ableist since I'm fortunate to be so technologically proficient.

However, the current console modding system, streamlined as it is, still leaves much to be desired in the way of quality expereinces.

I applaud Bethesda and Tod Howard for supporting not just hardcore gamers like myself, but all who seek the breathtaking experiences that can only come from this medium we all enjoy so much.

Thanks Bethesda :)

No such thing as buying Beth mods. You must be mistaken as there's only access to Bethesda Cration Club but that's purchased with Bethesda credits not money

Fuck off Todd

[Intelligence] You make an excellent point. I must say I'm looking forward to newest Bethesda creations that will provide me with hundreds of hours of epic entertainment

[Success]

what's even your new game? I don't give a shit until you announce tes6

You really love the lying Todd dick in your butt, faggot.

[Luck] oh it seems the new MonHon will be out and BGE2 looks interesting

sorry Todd

Failed. Sorry I already bought your game fallout new Vegas. Why would I need another game.

[FAILED] Who do you think I am, Foolish mortal?
I'd like to order a FAAALLLLOOOUUUTTTT-
What's that?
Oh yes.
I think I'm in the computer...
Yes?
Uhuh...
YES THAT'S IT HAHA!
NEW VEGAS!

Called sales faggot. You think I'd pay full price?
I did for Skyrim in release day for the ps3

>Spoiler
You should unironically consider suicide.

[Condescending explanation] This unit believes this transaction already occurred in the past, albeit without a monetary exchange involved.

That's a lie.

*BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFFF*
*Sniff* Whoa! Smells like Bethesda's reputation

Workin on it desu

He hypnotizes himself into believing lies?
So Todd is secretly Revolver Ocelot?

No.

*ding dong*

[Perception 2] Todd, you got rid of skills. All the Barter points in the world ain't getting me to buy your shitty games.

Fuck, why I am not as good as Todd? where did it all went wrong?

No he lied so much and so many times he overloaded reality and shat out a stupid abort of truth that logically shouldn't exist.

>[Barter 1/100] Its not paid mods, you just buy credits and exchange them for mods.

[FAILED] How dare you claim that New Vegas is my game! It was developed by those hacks at Obsidian. You should play a real Fallout game, like 3 or 4.

>Implying Todd hasn't went further beyond
He's become a Super Liar 3?

No, I'm going to play the first ones instead

reminder that skyrim vr was announced for ps4 but not for pc, they're saving pc skyrim vr for the next e3

see

[INT 1] Your words have no power here

Why would you want to play those, user? They're really old and outdated, and have boring turn-based combat. Why not play something actually fun, like the award winning Fallout 3 and Fallout 4?

I like to think it's Todd secretly posting these threads

[Success] That's a good point. You've really opened my eyes.

>Press X for sarcasm
>Press Y for sarcasm
>Press A for sarcasm
>Press B for sarcasm

>Todd is the only non spergy E3 presenter
>Genuinely enthusiastic about his projects
>Responds to criticisms in interviews
>Most shit like DLCs, ESO and pre orders are the doing of Zenimax jews
When did you take the Todd pill?

Worked for fallout 3 and fallout NV. Unfortunately he removed skill checks in 4 so he couldnt use this one on anybody

>Shitpost in one of these "maybe if it goes on sale, toddy boy"
>next day "33% of skyrim"

It would make them worth it. Right now I'm only here because of your awesome post

What is that expression trying to convey?

But Todd, your games are glitchy and broken, I think I'm going to buy the first two fallout games three times again instead of your games.

Is it true Todd was like the fucking lunchboy porch monkey for Bethesda who used to run errands and get them burgers and shit and he somehow became in charge of the whole operation?

That would explain a lot.

>One day, I will destroy all of this

>IMG_0695.gif
Well imagine my shock, phoneposters are complete fags as always.
Since you're already on your phone, though, why not buy a few lunchboxes in the hit mobile game Fallout Shelter?

>Golly ,I sure like vidya games!

Well...he was in the chess club

"We keep making the same game."
-Todd Howard

>[Speech 500]
But Todd, you removed skills.

No thanks I already downloaded it for free and deleted it

T H I S
H I
I H
S I H T

Todd you apparently won't have a game until the 2020s so fuck off until you have something.

You know what else you should download for free? The rest of the Fallout Games

well when you put it like that, why wouldn't I?

Let Skyrim die and I'll think about it.

Why, Todd seems OK with that.

>implying that Todd even knows what rpg elements ts are

How doesn't/don't the Todd poster(s) get tired?

>Skyrim & Skyrim Special Edition
>Fallout 3 and 4
>Fallout New Vegas uninstalled
Good job user, I'm proud of you. Now show me your Nintendo Switch.

You DID buy Skyrim for the Switch so that you can experience the most quality Elder Scrolls game on the go, didn't you?