2 days later literally no one is talking about it any more

>2 days later literally no one is talking about it any more

Truly the XBOX ONE KEKS

What is the console actually called? No meme answers please

assuming youre talking about the real name for project scorpio.

Its called Xbox One X.
why is it called that? well the acronym for that name is just "XBOX".

Sounds as awful as "The One"

What's left to say? We laughed at it for being $500. It will inevitably flop horrifically and we'll laugh at MS a second time then.

its the
X
BOX
ONE
X

>Nice try SonY-gger.

Nothing takes away from the fact Sony had only shit to show, and got btfo by MS's showing of 42 games. Many of which look to have interesting gameplay, unlike the Sony's garbage list of up and coming films.

reminder

No games.

Lmao, microcucks on suicide watch

That's some nove projecting Sony pony.

KEK

Microsoft booth is the most crowded at e3

They still can't understand, even after almost 20 years, that no one likes xbox.

Nice projection sonybro. Go mash X button.

Sonys showing was such garbage they actually cut their E3 showing short by 30 minutes

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

xcucks on suicide watch

22 million Xbox
100+ million X360
40 million bones

Keep crying bitch nigga

>batman ark-spooderman
>zoomed in clip of ffxv fishing with vr lol
>vr
>vr
>we wuz androids
>open world 3rd person mcvidya
>remake no one asked for
>weeb trash
>no gameplay on stage, just watching scripted pre-rendered 'gameplay'
>spaghetti announcer s-s-orry g-guys h-here it is!
>literally looked like it was slapped together a week ago

Sony was great previous years.
This year was hilarious, the d i v e r s i t y opening was truly heart warming

It's embarrassing, really.

Last in sales 3 generations in a row.

bone sold more than the U

>gaf counter attack
LOL

kek
KEK
K-E-K

But that actually just spells XOX

You mean all those games you don't need an xbone for?

>It appears my superiority has led to some controversy

had a good amount of customers coming into my best buy store asking about pre orders

Sup Forums is covering their ears and stamping their feet
it makes me laugh

At the very least I'm happy that at least a few people have come around to the fact Phil was always /ourguy/.

Another dead on arrival "product" from Microsoft.

>surface
>xbox
>zune
>windows 8
>windows 10
>windows store
>kinect

kek.

xXboxoneXx

pc and xbros are bros now, with the switch cross play (minecraft is just the start) there's only one consloe/system that is a refugee here.

It's amazing how many sonegroes claim they have pc's powerful enough to run next gen vidya at TRUE 4k, not scaled or adaptive like Sony.
Just a tip, moms laptop won't run the latest shit and your 5 year old mmo machine wont help either.

really feels like sony got left behind by everyone this year, instead of progressing, innovating and improving seems like they just tried to jump on what is popular (diversity, cultural acceptance, feminism, kangz). Unfortunately no one at sony got the memo that cultural diversity is 2016.

what do they say? resting on your laurels?

Not enough niggers

The amount of samefagging from this one underage xcuck is hilarious. No one wants your no games machine, kiddo.

Everyone knows all the games they showeed aren't exclusive. The only selling point is the backward compatibility, and nobody wants to pay $500 for that. They had a good conference, but they did a shitty job of selling their new box.

What is this post

xXBOXxEXKeKs 420bl@zeIT

who are you quoting?

I'm scared of buying anything day one, especially a console. This time I just might though.

get your parents to decipher it
decipher means get them to explain it to you in a way that is easy for you to understand

microshills pls

Great idea!
Let's do this.

but I'm idort

The shills were only contracted one days worth because M$ is cheap as always.

The xbone is in freefall and the xbone x is doa at 500$.

>shills
all I see are booty blasted brazilian? gaf sonygs projecting their insecurities over M$

hate it all you want, trash it, it's cheap and will be a massive success, M$ has hit gold this time and their big IP's haven't even been mentioned. yet.

GG

>big IPs
all dead

Literally one of their main shows was fuckin minecraft 4k.

It was all literally nothing. No normie is spending 500$ on a minecraft machine. No serious gamer is spending 500$ for games that are all available on their PCs.

Guys what if Spencer was in charge of Xbox department from the beginning instead of that faggot Don Matrick ? Do you think things would have played much differently ?

Very. I'll be sad when Phil has to go, he's legitimately passionate about his job.

I had a zune, that shit was awesome. it was durable as fuck and it would last days without a charge, i miss it.

bone ain't even at 30 million retard

delusional, consumers LOVED the M$ presentation, dont believe everything you read on gaf.
>all dead
ok now you're baiting
>No normie is spending 500$ on a minecraft machine
kids drop 800 on iphones, every pc forum I browse, the biggest mustards you'll ever see are hyped for a 'portable mini pc' as they've been calling it.

It's gold bro, I don't like to see anyone cranky but I truly think Sonegroes deserve it after all the shit they've talked.

The reaction to M$ from ponys has been amazing and comedy gold

X Box One X

pronounced "SUCKS"

the bone is not a PC alternative. I can do a million things on my pc that the bone cannot.

kids drop 800 on iphones because its stylish and extremely useful. The boner X lets you play the same games as the normal bone in a high res thats only noticeable if you have a 4k tv.
This is not a product for the average consumer.

>indians gathered around playing eastern music
>water starts to fall
>crowd goes nuts
>audio cuts out
>dog shit trailers start to play
>still no audio
>two trailers in and no audio
>sony please
>spiderman
>fishing in VR

thanks e3

Is an LG oled 4k tv good enough for 4k gaming? What are the ones that are considered true 4k?

LG makes good TVs
>I can do a million things on my pc that the bone cannot
That's why I have a smartphone, so I don't need PC

PAYING FOR THIS

>entire presser was slightly enhanced console dribble, games microsoft pushes every year, or Indie shit/ Indie shit clones

Besides Crackdown 3 and Sea of Thieves what was the point?