It has come to my attention that some of you were making fun of my little toddy

It has come to my attention that some of you were making fun of my little toddy.
This is unacceptable. Buy his fucking game right now or i will have a word with your parents and inform your school principal.
My little sunshine is sitting next to me right now, crying.
It took him so much courage to confess this to me.
You WILL buy Skyrim for the Switch and you WILL buy Fallout 4 VR.
Do i make myself clear, young man?

But Ma'am I don't have a VR headset!

>his mom is that young
I know it's you, Todd.

Toddposting is fucking eternal

jesus that's literally my mom

Toddposting has gone too far this time

Geez, oh man.
Is this about one those "visual games" of his?
That boy used to talk about nothing else when he was a wee lad.
The other children used to make fun of him for it, called him a "dork".
Then again, he never quite was the athletic type.
President of the chess club, though.
No matter what, i am proud of my boy, and y'all should very well consider buying that "Skyer" game of his.

Kek. This seems to be the only meme that has evolved constantly. God bless Todd, god bless

Yeah, lay off my big bro, you poop-heads.
His games are fricking AWESOME.
I mean it's no CoD, or anything, but it's way bomb!
No foolin'!
When i get my allowance, i'm totally gonna buy my big bros game!

Me and Todd best friends, Buy game now.

Holy fuck tranny Todd Howard gave me a boner

Why are all you people so mean to my Papa? He works so hard to provide y'all with quality games and all. You should try playing one of them for once, you may come to like it!

fuck off (((Howard))) fags

Yeah but what does Todd's dog have to say about all this ?

You can just sense the quiet disappointment from Mr. Howard.
He probably wanted his son to be quarterback, if nothing else, just throw the old pigskin around every now and again.
Instead, little todd turned out to be a total dweeb who spent all day indoors.
He would never admit to that of course, cause he is an awesome dad.

I'll consider buying the game once I hear what Todd's third cousin once removed has to say

I want to fuck your mommy

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This thread has my fucking shirt collar tickling me oh god.

I have honestly never played a bethesda game

>tfw kind of want to buy Skyrim now to not let down Mr. Howard
how do dads always do it bros?

Is Toddposting the baneposting of Sup Forums?

>Do i make myself clear, young man?

Yes, ma'am.
Man, Mom Howard is so hot.

Howdy there, pardner,
Jeff Howard-Kowalski speakin'.
I may not know much about them "Vidya Games", but i can tell ya that my cous Todd is one stand up fella.
I'd buy Fallout 4 VR in a heartbeat, if i had one of them darn multi-media masks.
I'll probably run over to Marshalls General Store right now to buy one of them Nintendos and get that Skyrim game of his (with exclusive Legend of Zelda items, just fucking buy it you asshole).
I do declare, this cousin of mine is the best darn gamer person i aint never seen.

What would a Howard family reunion be like?

Why don't you, Sup Forums?

i want todd's mom to sit on my face and BRAAAAPP

> Dat Todd How-Hard boipussy got me like


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I imagine it would be similar to that dinner scene in Whiplash.
The elders would focus on Todd's brother that was a popular college football quarterback but had to retire because he got his girlfriend pregnant while ignoring Todd himself because, despite being vastly more successful they think videogames are silly.

It was Todd living a second life all along.

>Tfw you actually bought all these games because of these threads

Don't worry, Mrs. Howard. We, the Phantom Thieves, gonna change hearts of all those evil kids that mistreated your talented and creative boy.

Just as planned.

>Todd's brother that was a popular college football quarterback
Are you per chance talking about me, Steve Howard, Todds inexplicably much more handsome twin brother, eldest of the Howard brothers?
I did retire from football, but i got this lucrative gig as member of the board of directors at Zenimax, which i got through sheer luck without any effort.
I can support my little bros dream from my position. You can't imagine how much the shareholders would like to fire him, but i convinced them to give him another chance.
And what do you know, Fallout 4 VR and Skyrim for the Switch turned out great!
I told them my little bro could do it!
Proud of ya, Toddy.
I implore each and every one of you, to support my little bro. Just between us, he's been kinda down on his luck lately.
Really stressed out between the fiasco that was the release of Fallout 4 and working on the re-release of Skyrim 4k for the Xbox One X.
Please, help my brother achieve his dream of being a real game dev!

Hey user, i dropped on by for a visit to climb some mountains with you on The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim with you, can you let me in so i can check your steam library?

Jesus, the first few were funny but this is just sad. You tried way too hard.

I dont work nigga

Hey guys, can I be a meme too? Please?

God I love Todd posting and how it's evolved

no. fuck off.
Todd is a liar, but a charismatic liar.
You are just a fucking liar.

Todd be nice to your brother Steve

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT BUILDING TODD, I'M GONNA CALL THE FUCKING POLICE

Fuck off Steve, i can handle this myself.
People will buy it this time, YOU'LL FUCKING SEE.

What? Todd isn't a liar.

He just exaggerates sometimes.

He's just one giant likeable goofball

Trust me, he's m friend

Toddposting is actually kind of funny, Baneposting was always retarded.
>inb4 hothead

I hope Todd never actually leans into this and tries to make jokes about it irl.
It would be ruined forever.

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user, LET ME IN RIGHT THIS INSTANT! YOU BETTER LET ME IN RIGHT NOW, OR I WILL RIP OPEN THIS DOOR BY MYSELF!

I SAID LET ME IN user GODDAMNIT

LET ME IN

Female todd is total wife material.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TODD, I CAN'T SEE YOU

He has ruined other jokes irl?

(Forgot file)

Thanks for helping out Mom, i feel better now!
D-do we still have some chicken tendies at home?

YOU BETTER LET ME IN YOUNG MAN

no, i mean if he acknowledges Toddposting, you know put, on a shitty disguise at a press event or something.
It would be hysterical for the moment, but it would pretty much be the end of toddposting.
Todd can't be in on it.

Fallout 4 was one big joke that he ruined by allowing modding

No.

I'M PICKING UP THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, CREEP
THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, YOU BETTER START RUNNING

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See that family reunion?

>implying the police could stop Todd with their puny bullets
You think a mere human can hurt a Howard?

IF YOU WON'T LET ME IN, THEN I'LL DO IT MYSELF

K-kisama! She's kawaii, how can I get her on a date?

Is this Todd's Nobody?

Todds meth-head sister, Luise Howard?

are you gonna blow up my apartment like last ti-

>can shoot fucking lasers out of his goddamn eyes
>doesn't use his power on the chain lock
TODD WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED

hey, it just works, don't question it.

I don't need in anymore once I've reduced you to ashes.

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Anyone have a Tood *teleports behind you*

how am i gonna buy your game then?
Checkmate, Todd.

this edit will never get old

Are you friends with "Badass" Randy's kid? Do you kids play Battleborn together? I hear his dad has tons of free codes for you. Also do one of you have that script where randy's in his office drinking some whiskey and his kid walks in?

it's from skyrim

Closest thing I have

user WHEN I RIP OPEN THIS DOOR YOU WILL FEEL A PAIN SO AWFUL YOU WILL FEEL LIKE AZULA HERSELF IT YOU IN THE GODDAMNED FACE

Piracy is like life.
It's not a lost sale if you were never going to buy my game in the first place
Much like how you it's not a lost life if you weren't truly living in the first place by buying my game

Sure, I'll try playing one of his games.

I just won't pay for it.

>363 days until new Toddposting memes
can't wait

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IM GONNA RENOVATE YOUR ASS HOLES, EACH AND EVERYONE SINGLE ONE OF YOUS

Holy shit, Toddposting has reached new levels. I fucking love you guys, you make me love this board.

use this one instead

Y-you're bluffing.
You need this sale, that's why you're here.
You wont kill me, i am no use to you dead.
My pre-order is to valuable.
I don't have Fallout 4 in my steam yet and just the right amount of money in my account.
We can make this happen Todd.
Just calm down.

how the fuck is toddposting so funny? it never gets old

T-Thanks

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It's like King Crimson.

Oh hey user thanks for leaving the door open for me. How about we go see what mods you're using for skyrim VR.

It's truly one of the main reasons why I come back. I mean, come back and enjoy this place. I'm addicted and I hate it, but at least these threads make me laugh

No one will believe me but I really am Todd Howard and this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internets.

NOT SO FAST, LIAR!

Please take off your shoes in my house

I never liked skyrim to begin with and was only pressured into buying it by some cuntnuggets I call friends and family.

I can't even stand it with mods. Even Oblivion was better than it.

Are you mad?

Fight me. One on one.

I'm not opening the door Todd stop trying.

thank you

Don't forget too pre-order Skyrim for WII U guys!

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ATTACKING MAGGOT? SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER RIGHT NOW