ITT: Gaming fuel

ITT: Gaming fuel

>thast first sip of the day

i like g-fuel
>no, its not just a meme

>not white master race

>kool-aid for retards

nah

i just drink the regular one

How'd they manage to make that very first sip of any and every Monster so dangerously tasty?

what about mountain dew?

>not pic related

its literally the original but superior

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich

why not just drink a sprite

Cranberry juice and meat

Monster is bad for you and you shouldn't drink more than one a week

>aspartame

How do you not taste that vile shit.

>Monster
>not AMP strawberry limeade
I remember when I was an energy drink babby too

It's got less sugar in it than Coca Cola

i literally make no difference between that one and the original green desu

How do people drink energy drinks
im scared my unhealthy heart will explode

But it has more caffeine and that's bad too

Caffeine is fine for you

I just want to say fuck you to /fit/ for getting me on this drink.
Also this is correct.

You must smoke or have licked a cheese grater to not be able to tell the difference.

>tfw I can't find the best energy drink ever on the shelves anymore

>playing video games sober
For what purpose?

im a fat fuck with history of heart-related deaths in the familly
i drink 3-4 red bulls/monsters weekly, i do amphetamines occasionally and once i've finished 13 red bulls in one night in a club while getting drunk

if im not fucking dead yet, than you sure as hell will be fine with drinking an energy drink now and then

This is the best energy drink and that's a fact

>You must smoke
i do, maybe its that

but then again, i dont think ive ever tasted aspartame to be able to recognize the taste, i think that the lo-cal monster is the only "diet" think that i drink instead of a regular version

It's not that bad so long as you don't drink more than maybe 2 a day

Even then, coffee STILL has more caffeine than an energy drink

This guy gets it

This kicked my ass with energy but the crash was crazy.

Coffee gives me the shits.

whats that?
we have only monster in cans in my country ;_;

i drink daily now and i fucking hate myself for it
the vidya just isn't as fun without beer

First you say WHOA
Then you say YEAH
Get your hands up
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

Its a rather small, concentrated formula thats not as fizzy but more "syrupy" and it makes you feel like you can jump buildings. It was good but I passed the fuck out after it ran its course.

fuck, i wanna try it now
gotta see if i can order it from some site

If you need energy to sit on your arse and play vidya, you are fucked

>monster
>not rockstar
filth

SIPKINO

which monster is best bros? I only drink the green one. don't really like the blue one.

the coffee ones actually aren't bad despite what it seems like from first glance.

It's energy to keep you playing longer into the early morning, eurofaggot

pretty much all the Ultras and Lewis Hamilton's edition

I prefer Hell™.

a wat

Pirate life is the life.

shittiest possible rum in existence

I only drink beverages for adults.

I got a case of those cuz it was cheap but I still prefer the regular amp

WATER

am i pleb? i don't drink a lot of soda/energy drinks either, mostly water

i like red bull

BTFO

this is one of the best sodas

Bacardi is way worse.

nothing is comfier than pic related

>mfw the mos attractive girl I ever knew drank only water

her body was perfect, she travelled playing soccer since a young age, ridiculously good at it, this molded body that was unholy

>coffee

thanks for validating my taste lol. energy drinks make me feel gross, but they don't taste that bad

>drink first thing in the morning
>need an extreme shit 20 minutes later

>milk
HOMOSEXUALITY ALERT

Thats actually pretty useful i hate shitting at work

fight me

Coffee is the best, so long as you get a good roast. My absolute favorite was some K-cup that I refuse to buy called Redwood. Wish they sold it in a can, instead of at 50 cents per cup.

Nothing but straight jenkem, baby.

...

idk it doesn't make me shit
>m-muh pure black coffee

Fuck yeah. Although peach is better.

I bet you also put sugar in it.

i bet you like your men like your coffee

_no
i don't add sugar to my drinks

i know it's meme water, but whatever. i like it

real gamerfuel right here

I make a gallon of lemonade every week. I love it, I always get a glass after work and play some videogames.