What can he do to redeem himself?

What can he do to redeem himself?

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Public apology for all his misdeeds and a full return to the behind the scenes at Cinemassacre
But really the person he should most apologize to is James.

Daily dick pics

Nothing. Cinemassacre as a whole has been bad for about a year now.

Literally the only people who watch it are aspies.

he can start off by stopping the pussy shit and making a video addressing everything, the maybe do some more inspector gadget related stuff

Mike did nothing wrong.

Explain the point of Minecrap

Seems like Cinnemassacre is ignoring what he did.

He can't he'll never be as good as James or Bootsy and it's a shame that he runs everything related to Cinemassacre

a free ipad

well there really is no point it's a sandbox game

hes always been a useless shithead.
redeems infers that he had value at one time

E M B R A C E T H E M E M E

Stream sudoku. James decapitates.

He seriously posted his dick on Reddit? Was it as big as the memes say?

Lick my hairy balls.

Bootsy

idk man, there was that one time someone asked about his dick so i posted it on twitter.

Change

what's happening in this webm?

No less than twice supposedly
No, he used forced perspective to make it look larger but still about 7.5 inches
Regardless of his dick size he is an immensely insecure prick

Somebody give me the rundown on what's going on, please.

Didn't someone call him out on the picture being bullshit or something

he posted it on twitter too and its pretty damn large.

It was a pencil dick. It was taken at an angle where the camera was basically pressed right up against his cock from a low angle to make it look bigger. Probably 5.5 or 6 inches.

>brown bricks
>dick pic
>censoring
>possible mental problems

You loser nerds need to shut up, cause without MIKE, james would be nothing.

And since Mike is the one putting out the most content the channel belongs to him now. And he's the most informative and skilled and funniest one. So shut the fuck up

Wow james played some games when he was 8 years old. LEGEND

SHUT THE FUCK UP

OI LOVE RIPPING OFF OLD LADIES FOR STARCRAP

who /roughpatch/ here

Mike has been right about some stuff sometimes, but his overall shitty behavior and more annoying moments easily drown out moments he was respectable.

What misdeeds?

Mikes soulless eyes stare thru james, hoping that james doesn't stumble too much thru the videogame-related sentence he's trying to get out of his mouth. James knows not to make those mistakes anymore or else mike will punish him off camera

Bootsy was better

apologize to bootsy and bring him back to cinemassacre

New video of Mike looking Just.
Cartoon gadget Sitting next to him.
"So inspector gadget looks like that video we made a few years back has gotten pretty popular"
"That's right. People love watching me talk about building brown bricks in Minecrap. Loading videos of us talk about the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app is the best use of time that you can have on a youtube website."
"So, gadget, since this whole video has run it's course, do you think you'll be going home any time soon?"
[cut to handheld closeup of mike's face in 280 res]"(please)"
"Sorry Mike. But I'm always on Duty.
"And I always will be!
"FOR-EVER"
"Great..." [Shit eating grin at the camera while he pleads for help with his eyes]

Quick rundown on Mike Matei

>James Rolfe's best friend since college
>originally encouraged James to make the AVGN episodes
>has appeared in many of the classic episodes as Bugs Bunny, the Cowardly Lion, the Joker, and others
>has run the website, YouTube channel, and subreddit almost singlehandedly, James pretty much only makes videos
>when James was in California working on the AVGN movie, Mike started making more videos by himself to keep the channel alive
>among them were the infamously unfunny Minecraft review "featuring Inspector Gadget" and the shockingly juvenile Elmo in Grouchland review
>Mike has deleted these videos, and tries to get the videos removed whenever someone reuploads them
>once streamed Super Mario Brothers while extremely drunk, deleted the video, and now bans anyone who mentions it on Reddit
>Bootsy stopped appearing on the channel, and it seems like there's a conflict between him and Mike
>Mike has posted pictures of his erect penis on both the Cinemassacre subreddit, and Twitter accounts before quickly deleting them, despite many of their fans being underage
>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments
>and of course, if you mention this on the subreddit, you get banned
>a disgruntled mod from the Cinemassacre subreddit confirmed all this was true
>the subreddit becomes increasingly anti-Mike
>he has at least one person defend him
>an account called "elvis8atari" begins defending Mike, saying that Mike is a good guy and this is probably a difficult time for him, so we should go easy on him
>Mike is known to be a big fan of both Elvis and Atari
>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?
>apparently he is

Did Mike actually post a dick pic?

I gotta see this haha just for the lulz haha

It's so amazing that his Elvis8Atari mishap led the the discovery of the Loco Bandito comics. This idiot is always shooting himself in the foot, and then shooting it again to try and stop the bleeding, and then blaming the fans for shooting himself in the foot in the first place

What happened between them anyway?

>people start googling "elvis8atari" and find out that it is indeed an old screen name used by Mike
>he's used it for years, trashing the Irate Gamer in forums
>people find out that Mike asked an old lady to make him a Klingon costume, presumably the one used in the AVGN Star Trek episode, and told her when she was halfway done that he needed it in a hurry and bought one somewhere else, and he paid her nothing, even though she had already bought the materials and put in a lot of work
>they also discovered that Mike wrote and drew a webcomic ~2004 called "The Loco Bandito"
>it's ASTOUNDINGLY unfunny, makes the Minecraft video look like a Marx Brothers film
>there are no jokes, just edgy racism
>Mike says he tried to get it published, but "no one had the balls"
>a Reddit mod recently e-mailed James' personal e-mail to tell him all of this, it seems James had no idea

h-how does mike punish j-james

google image search mike matei dickpic

I see all you dipshits making another thread about me, whats wrong fags? Jealous that I can create good entertainment and make a career out of it? Or maybe it's because I get to fuck Jame's wife behind his back or sometimes right in front of him of the sofa?
Either way, My life will always be better than yours, so go ahead and continue making threads and stupid jokes about my videos, I have more talent in one finger than any of you will have in your pathetic lifetimes.
Oh and for the record, I didn't mean to put that minecraft video on the net, I was hacked and the asshole put it out in the open, it was supposed to be a joke. Anyways, thanks for the views I receive in future videos from you assholes, I'm sure James and I will look forward to it. Later dipshits.

Building brown bricks

Mike blatantly shilling and talking shit on DigitalPress

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I am Elvis8atari
I am Elvis8atari

>people bitching about the comics and racism
Oh boy here we go.

Everything else is shitty but now we gotta throw that shit in and have a bunch of fags being faggots over gay shit.

>This is something that really is just between him and I and I don’t think it’s everyones business frankly. But what I will say is that I don’t have a problem with him, I just decided to move on. It was never my intention for us to do lets play videos together until the end of time. At some point shows end. The videos we recorded were fun and we had a good run, but I got tired of it. He’s a great gamer and a great musician. I wish him well with that.

>No, he used forced perspective to make it look larger but still about 7.5 inches

t. dick expert with experience on over 9000 dicks

Bring back Bootsy. Bootsy is /ourguy/

>infers
*IMPLIES* YOU FUCKING RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

>uncut

ew, it's like a worm

Go away Weird Al

why do you guys care so much that mike has a big dick, you understand that since your dicks are smaller than his you are the cucks in this relationship right?

>cutfags being this insecure

You can cut a foreskin off anytime you like, but you can't regrow one. Also video games.

he fires Bootsy

>Bootsy asked for money since he was doing Bootsy Beats for free
>Mike refuses and apparently tries to fuck him over, ruining Bootsy's friendship with James
>Meanwhile Mike has been taking center stage at Cinemassacre for a long time with his fat fuck friend (who owns the YouTube network Cinemassacre is part of)
>Mike did a bunch of retarded shit like rip off old ladies on commissions and throw tantrums in forums

Mike is a bad person and singlehandedly killed Cinemassacre

He's a good guy.

You shouldn't judge someone so harshly for years and years past.

i've got like a 5.5" dick and I'm quite upset about it.

Whoa whoa whoa where did this come from about Bootsy being screwed over money?

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>Do you have the audiobook of Mein Kampf

Why does it matter what size dicks any of us have, nobody's going to ever see them but us.

Thanks familia. Kind of a shame since I prefer Mike's on-screen chemistry compared to Ryan and some of the other rabble they've had on their shows over the years. But I guess it is to be expected when deep down he's a douche-nozzle.

He was doing Bootsy Beats, then suddenly stopped appearing, and Bootsy said he'd be doing game videos on his own channel from now on.

If James really doesn't reprimand Mike he is a true and genuine cuck. A spineless excuse for a man who just lets his retard friend drag his brand he's worked hard for over 10 years in the mud for no reason other than his own unrestrained childish ego and narcissism. This puts food on the fucking table and James is just gonna let Mike continue?

It makes you feel superior. I'm 7" by the way.

Don't mind me...

7.5"

I win.

Now let's touch them together.

Yeah but how does being paid factor into that? Where's the proof?

I'm still 5.5" and that's not going to change.

>What is the point of dying?
>Well there really is no point.

hi mike

Shut up and touch your dick to mine you homo.

stop spitting out shit like you know anything

watch James's recent plans for the channel and it's obvious he does whatever he wants and keeps mike in check.
there is no proof. people love to hate.

There were a few occasions I agreed with Mike on certain subjects (the 60's Batman video they did, also how normalfags who talk shit about Godzilla need to fuck off) but his bad behavior and overall really annoying personality easily makes me overlook those times. The guy is his own worst enemy just like CWC.

re-read. Not defending him.

ok mike

I work for a company "in the know". James is really angry about Mike firing Bootsy cause Mike created a fake scenario to explain to James why he did it. James obviously found out that Mike was lying after the fact but he can't do anything because Mike owns part of the website or something. As to why Mike wanted Bootsy fired, no one knows for sure. My hot take is that it was a jealousy thing. Even the way Mike "explained it" on reddit, you could see through it

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>they were right all along

Literally.
Fucking.
Who.

bullshit

>bootsie shits on Richard Spencer on Twitter
>Get persona non grata from cinemassacre
>Mike bans fans and shows his dick on Twitter
>It's fine

underage

but thats all a good couple of the comics were, like, the punchline was racism, nothing clever or witty, you were supposed to laugh because of racism, read "Careful where you stick that thing" and tell me there is anything more going on there.

Thanks for the more detailed disclosure. I was wondering whatever the hell happened to Bootsy. Also gives insight as to why that Ryan character has been showing up for the past year or whatever. Tbh I don't like watching Ryan as much as James or Bootsy (or even Mike), but he just has no chemistry with the others or appeal in general. He's not a sperg or, apparently, a shitty human being like Mike, but like I said: no appeal.

I really hope none of that's true for the sake of the channel.

Cinnemasacre is one of the comfiest gaming channels around.

lurk more

reddit-tier reasons to hate someone

Google you retarded nigger

Anyone who is still in denial about Mike shitposting in here is a retard. He's been caught like 4 or 5 times. Look at his history! That's who he is and that's what he does. He was even dumb enough to get caught on Reddit

What can he do, fire the guy who runs his company? These guys are both too aspy to do anything real about the situation.

Yeah but of course now we're going to go down "that road" with this. I mean I understand that it's not cool, but, people say dumb shit all the time and we move on. It was however many years ago?

All the other shit is recent stuff he's done, so sure. I don't blame people for being pissed at him for that. But I don't get upset about jokes or comics or whatever.

Aw, he's not such a bad guy :)

This. Everyone's expecting an apology or explanation or accountability, but those two morons can't even pull up their own pants. Hate Ryan all you want, but we all know he's the smartest of the bunch

Who were the guys that plan on bombarding Mike with their camera at the toomanygames convention next week? Sounds fuckin funny as hell. I hope someone cosplays as the Loco Bandito

oh, yea ok, that makes sense, thought you were trying to say lazy racism wasnt a valid criticism of the comics. I agree that shit someone wrote some amount of time ago (to be fair not sure when they were written) shouldnt necessarily be used to judge them currently.

that said I do think it adds to the whole story with Mike seeing as his comedy right now is still pretty much just as lazy

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Are these two chucklefucks joined at the hip?