"user-senpai! T-the meanie said that I ruined their favorite series. Th-they are wrong, right?"

>"user-senpai! T-the meanie said that I ruined their favorite series. Th-they are wrong, right?"

Don't care, post Tina.

It's okay you 86lb onahole, just keep trying your best!

You should suck his dick, that'll show him.

only neckbeard think the game is ruined because their favorite waifu was proven shit.

Because Lil, Alisa, and that vampire weren't waifus.

You don't get to be smug about it, you manipulative crocteared bitch.

Please keep in mind that there's a diabetic neckbear posting this from his basement.

Nobody would've known if you hadn't said anything. Why did you out yourself like that?

Don't care what they say, you will still be my main because I love your smile when you win and I like your fighting style.

what is this senpai stuff

No, they'are absolutely right. Now shut up and get beneath your Queen where you belong.

it was never a good fighting game to begin with anyways, as well just sell ecchi costumes and make more characters showing skin

Why are DOA girls so good at fucking dogs?

fuck off slut,

pic related, you also ruined Tekken with oyour bullshit

Nah that was capos.

>wake up
>see this
Wat do?

She wasn't the main cause of doa being ruined, but the game certainly didn't need pedo bait.

unzip dick

Beg for them not to stomp on my dick.

pray they grow huge, thick cocks for me to suck

Laugh at virgins busy fapping to cheap virtual puppets while i rail my cutie's ass like a beast and flex in the wall mirror.

Lolis literally ruin everything.

Fuck off, you're blocking the sun

M-mommys?

Get milkies

Don't worry, it was already ruined with DoA4; you're just icing on the shit cake.

DoA2 and 3 weren't half bad, user.

Leave them and go find Hitomi

I need lucky Chloe and Marie porn asap

It wasn't just you, it's all you waifu bait faggots.

I'M THE ONLY ACTUALLY GOOD CHARACTER IN THE FRANCHISE.

>Record scratch
>So you guys are probably wondering why two hot chicks are about to step on my dick
>Well sit down, grab a bear and get comfy because its one hell of a story guys

I'm surprised Hitomi could clear her BBC-warmer schedule to make some time for Marie.

>Hayabusa
>good for anything
Go back to ninja gaydom and leave this game to the real men like Bass, Bayman or Eliot.

It's ok, all you need to do is throw that fat hairy neckbeard to the floor, strip him nude, stick his unwashed smegma cock in your cunt and ride him like a 350lb bull. He's sure to love you then!

Oh, she's been clearing out a lot of niggers alright

>i will never be elliot being abused by nee-sans
why even breath?

Don't be a fag

Wonder why I'm outside and how they managed to get me there.

>Not using Zack

5/10

More importantly, where the fuck is Marie

See

Two can play that game

Ask them where Momiji is.

Here's that word again

I hope Marie Is going to fist that kraut.

Nazitomi is love!
Nazitomi is life!
She is the uber-fraulein! Her Reich will last 1,000 years!

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She's also very open minded

Anyone have behind shots of this bikini?

She opens the minds of niggers
Literally

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> Cheesy gothic lolita
> dfc instead water balloons
> EMPHASIS ON HOLDS, sidehops
You will be my main forever, sugar.

I want Marie to hold me

>ywn

Do you want to play?

Finding a match on here for me is like finding a diamond in a bag of charcoal

I know Lisa is a slut and all but still

forgot pic lol

Good god, Ayane's butt is mighty fine!

Good

She only needs to bend over to be able to take on her favorite sizes of cock.

Too bad most of the anons who take screenshots of the game are gone.

man that's an old image.

Sorry to disappoint you, user, but now I only own retarded PC-version and bunch of pirated X360 DoA5. So I am not really an option for appropriate online play.

I'll just scream internally.

Thanks for expressing that versus the usual silence I get answered with.

Just stick my dick in your butt, and all will be well.

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Ask them about where Marie is

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The great thing about masks is that she can be even lewder than normal since no one will be able to recognize her.

The mask only just adds to it, there's nothing lewder than Lisa.

I want to see them do this

Best chocolate girl in vidya for sure.

For sure

In what ways is she lewd?

It's just butthurt Tinafags mad that she got replaced, Marie and Honoka saved the series.

Ask why the boy on the left has tits.

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who are you quoting

Why is Illusion so terrible at butts?

You can make butts even bigger but that just causes a ton of clipping.

>grab a bear

uwotm8

You seem to have completely missed the problem. There is zero distinction between where the thighs end and the butt begins. That's not how butts work.

Go back to sleep with Ayane

Technology limitations i guess. You see it in 3d erotica too. Every pose needs to be carefully modeled to look realistic because they're made out of 2d triangles and not flesh and bone.

She's only pretending to be kawaii.

Marie Rose is best girl because she is unique in a series full of titty monsters.

Also her SFM porn are easily the best out of the other DoA girls.

>Also her SFM porn are easily the best out of the other DoA girls.
cuck

Well who else is she supposed to fuck.
Not like there are any handsome guys in DoA.

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Nazi Hitomi is retarded and so are you for entertaining the concept.

>you will never have the size to get such an invitation from Lisa

Are you kidding me with this?

She knows that to do with your kind

pure vomit material

>tfw like 90% of the reason i come to Sup Forums anymore is DOA lewd threads

>tfw all of DoA doujins are rape/mindbreak when these girls are supposed to be fucking strong

Of course they're wrong, no one considers DoA their favorite franchise. You did ruin it, though.

Send them back and receive Tina and Mila in their place.

>Hitomi will never kill you for being a nigger

Better not