Walk into class

>walk into class
>see this

Wat do?

Do a 360 and walk away

Friend them on Facebook because they're clearly cool people with good taste in vidya

Snatch the joycons. That shit it's expansive you know.

A 360 is a complete circle so you'd be facing right where you started you retarded underage faggot. Now STFU and lurk moar kiddo

kek. nindrones are the worst.
literal manchildren

How does something like that even come to your mind?

Ignore them and pay attention to the lecture. Let them fall behind, who cares.

BING BING WAHOO

cool bait but you won't fool me.

Wonder why the fuck im in a classroom desu

Yo Teach, user is playing his Switch in class.

Join them.

Wonder why they're not playing skyrim

>pay stupid amounts of money for scholarship
>waste your valuable time splaying BING BING WAHOOOO
Amerilards

he's probably black

I own a switch, and this doesn't have anything to do with games, but why the fuck would you play video games during a college class? What are you retarded?

>pay for scholarship

Wew

Okay how the fuck do you manage to go to college and play games in class, not get the lecture and STILL manage to make a good grade

Im in Sociology right now (required by my school for comp sci)

Im trying really fucking hard to make an A but its almost impossible studying 2-3 hours a day

>so stupid that he has to pay attention in class to pass

lel

>but why the fuck would you play video games during a college class?
cause drones are notorious showoffs and posers.

That looks fun, but

>unable to focus on class for a measly 50 minutes

sad.

>BOING BOING BOING *1up!*

I think he meant that as "the process or state of being a scholar"

>attending college only to 'pass'
Found the pajeet.

>I DESERVE FREE COLLEGE
>FREE FREE ME GIMME GIBS
>waste your time playing video games in class

>2-3 hours a day

try 6 hours

Not memeing here; classes are a huge waste of time. Unless your professor is an asshat that gives exclusive information orally during the lecture that isn't on the slides or in the book or online then you really don't need to go to class because everything is Googleable

>implying there's anything taught in college that you can't find on the internet

>Literally everywhere in the world except America offers free college.
Stop defending the jews.

Everyday in multiple classes I always see one or two people atleast playing shitty games or MMOs on they're laptops.

I'll never understand. I space out, browse the internet or read things during lectures. But that's intermittent and in short little chunks, why come to class if you're going to be 100% zoned into a game and absorb nothing?

Yes there is

>has to pay attention in class
How does it feel being a mouth breather?

newfag detected

fucking newfags

What

When you get to a certain level, usually by your third or fourth year, you can no longer simply google your problems.

baited
nice job being retarded

Social justice.

>heh im a lazy genius type of guy. i dont need to study for anything and can learn how everything instantly works because le google exist.
>-tips fedora-

>either get a scholarship or put yourself in debt just to learn
>ahah your so entitled

attendance is mandatory
and/or
to pick up assignment related material

1/10 bait
Somehow still managed to get replies though

>measely 50 minutes
Try 2-4 hours

kleptomania

Some of us are actually intelligent.

>I'm just as smart as a doctor because was taught by the internet!
Hoooooly shit. This has to be bait, this is like the strawman people use to satirize stupid people tier stupid. No one can unironically be this stupid.

Why the fuck are you doing on Sup Forums then?

Take notes on the lecture

>-tips fedora-
If only I had one.

You might be right
especially since it is only a 5 week class and we have a quiz everyday
hes an asshat who gives info in lectures and asks specific question on test over lecture

feels bad man

Ive made A's and B's in every class except this one and its bringing my GPA down

College is a fucking scam. I got my bachelor's and master's degrees in history and 3 years later I haven't found a job in my field. Every fucking place wants at least 3 years of experience. How the fuck do you get experience if no place hires entry level applicants?

Now I'm $80,000 in debt, live with my parents, and drive a fucking 1986 Volvo with no air conditioning. I'm stuck working at the gift shop of the local train museum for $9 an hour. I fucking hate trains.

Destroy all of them and then shout "FOR THE DIAMOND DOGS" in their face.

>BING BONG WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I-it's not released yet Todd! I've got it preordered, don't worry! Physical AND digital! I even avoided Amazon so I can pay full price twice!

What information is available at colleges but not on the internet?

...

>have powerful laptop in front of you that can access the world wide web
>choose to play with nintendo baby toys instead

Alright, you got me

...

>mfw professor from last semester told us to study the whole book for the final, not giving us a single hint of what chapters we should focus on

Kill this fucking scum

>Meet up with nintendobros
>Play singleplayer games

WE

Why did they go to all the trouble of bringing in their consoles when they have a perfectly good PC in front of them?

>paying to go to university

kek, my fucking semester inscription costs like $50 or something.
Good grief, American universities must be the biggest scam on Earth.

That's nintendo fans for you

then just record the lecture
its what i did, just ask him that you want to record it for studying purposes and later, write down all the important stuff while listening to it later.

>tfw flunked out

probably the dumbest guy on Sup Forums

>Get the same fucking lecture for the third time in a year because the subhuman exchange students need it to catch up
>Attendance is mandatory! :^)

I work in europe and kind of have to do with accounting and anyway my company hires these subcontractors in the US that pay history consultants $120 an hour for doing cultural impact surveys, my company is in engineering I know because I see the invoices sometimes

I dare say you suck at history or something

Stop being a brainlet maybe?

Those characters were created the other way around though.

> I got my bachelor's and master's degrees in history
>in history

There is your problem

>I took a $120,000 loan to pay for tuition so that I can play my Switch in public
Yep, USA is doomed.

this

its a fucking scam they want people with exp of 3 years out the gate of you leaving.

i'd say that time you spent in school IS your exp, but its not IRL exp which is what they want.

Zelda and Mario are all I need. I don't need to listen to fucking lectures, I'm smart as fuck, I passed highschool without even studying ever!
I'm pretty lazy tho, but based on HARD data about my high IQ I know I will be successful in the future.
Feels fucking good being blessed with high intellect unironically

>people can tell you're smart almost immediately
>this is somehow a bad thing

>meme started because someone called poster an idiot because circle
>call said poster whose following the meme a newfag
>get called out
>huurduur youre still retarded
You need to be 18 years or older to post here

>being this assblasted

When did I imply that?

>tfw google degree

the baiting game as gone too far

I assumed.

Actually british universities are

>pay thousands to go to school
>have to pay hundreds more for new textbooks, because they're sold by the professor and they come with a single-use code you activate online so you can turn in your assignments
American universities are the biggest scam on earth.

>Americans
What even makes you think it's USA?

Both laptops have ISO Enters

>libtards going into debt just to play bing bing wahoo in class

That attendance is mandatory shit is so gay back in the day people would not show up for an entire semester and still pass the class

Name 5 (five) countries that do this.

>women studies

>Mexican University
>paying like $800 pesos per semester
>graduate, get my degree in English language
>easily obtain Cambridge Proficiency certificate as well
>teaching English and earning good money, could even move to another country if I so desire

>mfw some dumb Amerilard wasted thousands of dollars for the same shit

that's probably because people assume he's dumb in the first place

Well for starters it's bumfuck sociology so don't even bother. Just memorize shit

>show up for lecture on the first day
>professor has a thick chinese accent and can barely into grammar

>not appreciating others cultural background

>Had an econ professor who was like this except he was German
>Kept falling a sleep in class because he spoke so softly

Why do foreigners use the excuse of being foreign to act retarded?

when your teacher just space out and tell funny stories from his previous jobs

>show up for lecture
>professor has a bad stutter

>nobody said "switch classes"

You guys are dropping the ball here.

>adults
>paying to be at a learning institution
>spend your time on a fucking nintendo

Why even turn up? Turning up to thumb it to the man and play your nintendo is the most churlish faggoty thing I could think of someone doing.