Why does Sup Forums hate gay romance options?

Why does Sup Forums hate gay romance options?

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It's okay if they are cute girls.

Because it shouldn't be optional.

cute boys*
girls can't be cute

Half of Sup Forums are closeted homos, including me.

I want to see Akko ravage Diana so hard she loses her ability to do magic again!

ALL ROMANCES ARE BAD BECAUSE OBSIDIAN SAID SO

Is the other half uncloseted homos?

Homo romance is more often than not used as a substitute for good writing, ESPECIALLY if its girls because the people who are into that have demonstrated that they have no standards if something is superficially cute.
See: Life is Strange

such a shame men are fucking gross irl

sauce?

This

Akko is going to take the Andrew dick. Diana never stood a chance.

It's the opposite
Women are fucking disgusting and they keep it a secret from us

>Cute girl on Cute girl
Good
>Cute girl on Dyke
Bad
>Dyke on Dyke
>Cute girl on Cute tomboy
Good
>Cute tomboy on Cute tomboy
Good
>Cute boy on Cute boy
Good
>Cute boy on Ugly boy
Bad
>Ugly boy on Ugly boy
>Cute boy on Cute trap
Good
>Cute trap on Cute trap
Good
>Cute boy on Ugly trap
Bad
>Ugly trap on Ugly trap
>Cute boy on Bara
Bad
>Bara on Bara
Yet western games insist in focusing in the bad relationships.

Children trying to hard to fit in.

came here to post this

Men are fucking gorgeous in real life. Do you live in an area with lots of obese people, or something?

kek women have curves and are soft/smell good

men are hairy sweaty smelly messes

Bara is great, tough
Strong men are nice

The only men that look like that are fucking gay

feminine men are the worst of the fucking worst

>no cute boy on cute tomboy

Men are the only people who aren't disgusting. Women might be the most vile creatures on the entire planet.

That's because only gay men have good hygiene. Straights are all smelly swine, desu.

Then fucking everything works out, user.

*inhales the smell of a man* I think my uterus craves.

Men take care of themselves and smell nice. Not everyone is stinky like you.

Real women are flat and flabby with no curves. And have disgusting habits, especially in the bathroom.

I don't think you realize what 3d men smell like

Women are fat amorphous blobs and they smell like shit. The male form is objectively superior, every master artist throughout history has known this and proven it repeatedly.

Hansel's so hot right now

kek it's all anecdotal but men in general take way less care of themselves than women

it's a fucking fact and you're delusional if you think otherwise

these. men >>> shit >>>> power gap >>>> women. there is no argument.

They smell nice. Even their bathrooms smell nicer than women's restroom.

>tfw ywn be /u/ in real life
What games let me be a cute girl doing cute things to other cute girls? Or have cute girls do cute things to me.

They smell nice. Like musky corks.

Anecdotal evidence is useless if the only example you have is yourself.

having a relationship with a gay man is the worst experience since they are mentally unstable and very horny those two things don't collide well together

I thought it was a just a meme but being gay are really just deep fetish fanatics that need help asap

Because men don't need to do much at all to look and smell nice. Women have to go to hyper lengths to fools us.

irl men are literal perfection. Women are always hideous though, they look like fat sacks of potatoes and they smell even worse.

you've never seen the stereotype of women taking forever to get ready?

or a man who needs a woman in his life because he looks and smells like shit?

or the lazy guy stereotype who refuses to clean himself up?

but then again you guys are fags so being mentally defective isn't a surprise

>false flagging this hard
You must be a butthurt roastie or something. Gay men have been scientifically proven to have the most successful and wholesome relationships, out of everybody on the planet. Any relationship with two men is guaranteed to be infinitely more successful than one that contains a woman.

>One faggot trying to push his homo agenda

>or a man who needs a woman in his life because he looks and smells like shit?
???

>or the lazy guy stereotype who refuses to clean himself up?
Applies to literally all fat people and neets and Indians regardless of gender.

Because gay people on Sup Forums are terrible and that skews our perception of the rest of homosexuality. Just look at this thread, everyone is so obnoxious.

Except that's the opposite of true. Women/straight men are mentally unstable wrecks who cheat on each other constantly and have the highest divorce rates. Gays are actually way more stable, make better partners, and treat each other better. Straight relationships will always be a complete joke, because men and women barely tolerate each other.

if your audience has low standards then why bother trying to divert attention away from weak writing with homo love? your theory doesn't quite pan out

>Tfw gays can no longer be killed

Born too late
Fuck

women are objectively nicer to smell, look at, and touch

they go to lengths to primp themselves up because it's literally all they have going for them, because 90% of women have personalities like a brick