Why doesn't this get more attention on this board? Is anybody else here excited for god o

Why doesn't this get more attention on this board? Is anybody else here excited for god o

WHERE

did you have a stroke?

y-you ok user?

looks like shit, of course no ones excited

God of War was never good, and they don't seem like they're making it better

I played GoW 3 and good god I thought it was mediocre at best.
The combat itself is fine and dandy, I didn't mind the QTEs because of their satisfactory animations but holy fuck, the puzzles and platforming sections can go jump off a cliff.
Exact same thing with DMC, excellent action completely ruined by running around and cancerous "puzzles" and platforming with fixed camera angles

Hey look, it's the exact moment when the God of War series jumped the shark

Finally cucks get some representation in video games.

shit, I went to delete and additional sentene I wrote and accidentally deleted the "f war?" part of that

GOOOOOOOOOOODS

>Exact same thing with DMC, excellent action completely ruined by running around and cancerous "puzzles" and platforming with fixed camera angles

Spotted the millennial who needs to neck himself.

IS

MY

WHERE IS MYYYYYY WIFFFFFFEEEEES SOOOONNNNN!!!

WIFE'S

SUS!

this site really knows how run a joke right into the fucking ground. are we ever gonna have a god of war thread without muh wifes son again?

>God of Babysitting

god of war was never respected around here because the gameplay is entirely QTE's which is casual shit. Lurk moar, newfag

Well the new God of War looks like shit so I doubt it. It could be saved if it was a good game though

Sup Forums is a DMC/NG board

>new Kratos is dealing with his anger so he's probably less visceral
>QTEs are deleted from the game

I don't know how to feel about this game, I liked Kratos because of how much of a raging madman he was, but a good change in combat and good gameplay is always a bonus.

RRRRAAAAARRRRGGHHH THE SPAWN OF MY WIFE'S LOVER MUST LEARN TO SQUAAAARRRRRREEEEEEE

This game is just casual mainstream stuff, like Last of Us or Uncharted, but with more testosterone. Sup Forums was never interested.

BY THOR'S EXCALIBUR

WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON

but the new one won't have QTEs and everyone still shits on it

mom said it's my turn to kratos' wife's son

>I KILLED THE ENTIRE GREEK PANTHEON OF GODS AND NOW I LOOK AFTER MY WIFES SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE LAST OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you mean Dad of War

>new one won't have QTE's
>already showed QTE's during sony's E3 presentation
lmao

>lets turn a great franchise into a normie fag fest

God of war was pretty brutal, this new game looks like the last of us gay brother, fuck them for using ruining god of war

>WHERE IS MY WIFES SON!!!!

So the plot twist is going to be that the son is actually the Kratos we've played as in the original God of War series, and this Kratos we play as in this game is his father, right?

>great franchise

The kid has such a little bitch face to. And a faggy haircut. It's bad enough he's in the game, in the first place, but hey just compound the problem by making him impossible to like.

Meh Norse and Greek mythology intermixing? I doubt it

How the FUCK do you come up with that?

>MUH WIFE'S SON LOLOLOL

First of all, the latest trailer explicitly tells us the boy is in fact Kratos' son.

Second, considering how many ladies he scored with in earlier games (and judging by their extatic reactions to being fucked by him), wouldn't it make more sense if Kratos is the ultimate cuckER? As in, he is the one that cucks other men, not the one who is being cucked himself?

Yeah yeah we get it, you guys fucking love cuckoldry. But let's be honest, is there ANYTHING, ANY clue or hint whatsoever, in ANY piece of information given in trailers/interviews/whatever of there being ANYTHING even remotely resembling cuckoldry going on in this game?

I know it's just shitposting but it still baffles me how hard you guys are projecting.

lurk moar newfag

you retarded or something

>As in, he is the one that cucks other men, not the one who is being cucked himself?
>But let's be honest, is there ANYTHING, ANY clue or hint whatsoever, in ANY piece of information given in trailers/interviews/whatever of there being ANYTHING even remotely resembling cuckoldry going on in this game?

You just answered your own question.

lurk moar newfag

t. cuck

The first one had an interesting premise but having sequels where murdering gods was the only storyline element got boring quickly.
And now he's murdering Norse gods? I can't wait until he runs out of mythological figures and goes after Muhammad in ten years, that'll be fun.

I'm just hoping for some stupid enough twist like this.

>projecting

Hmm...I'm gonna join them just because you're a tremendous faggot who uses buzzwords (while complaining about the same damn thing).

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

It's because he's bald with a beard and a son, which is a typical look for nu-male cucks. There I explained it for you

Only thing that would make me buy it.

I think he means what you are saying is
>NO FUN ALLOWED
Fucking dumb faggot

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>o
MY

This is a weeb hellhole
Games like this wont get any attention

you are the rest of the retard are fucking retarded are you 12 or something

Nice sentence you got there faglord, calling the Kettle Black I see.

GoG T WaW

RUBBER

nice retarded mind you have there hope i dont get it

>make the entire premise of the story about how kratos was tricked into killing his own family then becomes a revenge machine with no other goals other than to slaughter every single god brutally

>make the new premise of the story about how you have to look after your random "son" who came out of fucking nowhere

yeah great, sounds really fun

they even say in the new video this is your son you do know you can have kids from other people right or did they not tell you that in home school

He could always have remarried and then the wife died during or after giving birth to the lil shit we see in the trailers.

And as mentioned before, he's fucked so many women in earlier games I wouldn't be surprised if there's a ton of mini-Kratoses running around in Greece of the God of War universe.

I don't like the way that camera looks. I don't think it will suit the kind of combat they'll be going for.

Don't even try to reason with these idiots, of course that's his son. He's the man that stepped up to the plate, if the wife's lover disappeared like a coward then he ain't no one's father.

>implying Greece survived GoW 3
Kratos' fucking tardrage murdered Greece, hope can't give you food.

God of my wife's son.

I fucking hate children in Videogames and movies so fkn much.

It is beyond me how tell tale made clementine work in the first games...

>ODIIIIIIIINNN

>MY WIFE'S SON

>GIVE HIM BACK OR ELSE...

I too hate it when I make a mistake deleting my sentenes

nice forced meme

You are such a bunch of retards. Once a meme takes of you roll with it. Leave your cuckshed for a minute will ya ?

Mike Pence also never suggested electro shock therapy for gays. And Rob Schneider is not a pedo (even thought I would not bet more than 5 buggs on that one.)

BY ODIN'S BEARD YOU SHALL NOT DISPARAGE MY WIFE'S SON AGAIN