>literally play my Ouya everyday
>tfw playing best exclusives like Super Crate Box
>tfw pay almost nothing for electicity bc power efficiency through the roof
>tfw you know deep inside your console is superior
Any other fans of the true winner of the console wars here?
Does anyone even make games for this thing anymore?
fucking what?
You are a sad, strange little man.
Doubt it.
An android box that wanted to be a console and the biggest loser of Gen 7.
What about televisions faggot?
>people thought skyrim would be on it
>People though dayZ would be on it
>On a tiny android machine
i cant tell if this is a joke thread or not
this thing is like one of those knock off cheap consoles with a few built in games you can get at a dollar store
granted its at a bigger scale but its really sad how it turned out
Worst girl.
>literal retards bought this.
Loss more faith in humanity than I Thought I had.
>e3 2019
>todd comes on stage
>he's on fucking acid
>"we hear you loud and clear - skyrim is coming to oyua!"
>three people in the crowd simultaneously shoot themselves
>trailer starts
>10 fps
>5cm draw distance
>the amount of polygons in every model is divided by 420
>trailer ends
>five more people end themselves
>5cm draw distance
unironically sounds like a cool challenge
I like the rain game
Thank you for believing™
>literally play my Brick Game every day
>tfw playing best classics like Snake
>tfw pay almost nothing electricity bc AA batteries are 10 for $2 at IKEA
>tfw you know deep inside your handheld is superior
The controller really was the worst part. I wouldn't mind an android console though.
>5 centimeter draw distance
Im jealous
Do emulators even run decently on this thing?
everything up to n64 works more or less alright
ps1? psp? fuck you
Used his dick as measurment
Anyone got pics of Ouyatan?
>i cant tell if this is a joke thread or not
>tfw playing best exclusives like Super Crate Box
Gee I wonder.
What did you just say 'bout my dick user? I'll have you know, I made the Skyrim Switch port entirely by myself. Using only. My. Dick.
9999 in 1! What does OUYA have?
ouya
Where's the Doug button?
what about RE4
Remember when they were crying about having their own small little event outside E3 being blocked by a truck?
>best exclusives like super crate box
>game is literally on steam
Only kickstarter crap but the thing was mostly DoA
>Hi Sup Forums I like to feel special because I play shitty indie games.