Who has the worst hair in video games?

Who has the worst hair in video games?

Hello

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What's that hairstyle called?

Widow's peak

its a balding man with really greasy hair & high widow peaks combing his hair back.

>mfw I have that hair

The cuck

The JUST

Why not just shave it off and go bald?

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My hair irl, just less pointy. Mine's straight up Dracula style.

jesus its like 5 different styles

>hating on Lambert

fuck you guys

thats the complete opposite

Could somebody make a Turmp joke for me?

>Pajama cripple with lightning hair

Fucking great character design there.

I would but I lost my trump card.

A lot of people look plain weird if they're bald.

His presidency

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just

is that hair even possible IRL? It certainly looks plausible, but not once in my life have I seen someone wearing this do

this comes close

This too

"The Vegeta"

Damn he could've been leon in the resident evil movies

nah, this is much better

>Being this jealous of Lambert's high test which made him score Keira

I remember an user posting here after he went to a stylist to get the Leon look.

It is possible, and didn't look half bad.

>this is what weebs consider "cool"

I dunno, how do you even fixate that somewhat? One wind blow and it's all over the place

fuck off he's perfect

Either of these.

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You would need so much that it would look like a wig or something.

>He Angelina jolie divorced his ass

Jesus Christ, chad of the century never even had any children of his own. How the fuck does this even happen?

seymour from ff10

also every bald mc

>lambert battling with the wild hunt
>vesemir literally choke holding a griffin
>eskel can't even take on a forktail

worst witcher

Nice pajamas

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But doesn't he get to have a foursome with Yuna, Rikku and Paine?

>never even had any children of his own
I am pretty sure some of them are his. Look it up

Nope, all of them are adopted

Two of kids are his biological children.

Everyone ITT's self insert cac

if this kid isn't his son I will cut my dick off

Tossed salad in front, scrambled eggs in back

>that face

JUST

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Start using minoxidil. If you don't mind your dick falling off, you could also use some pills.

Huh didnt ever see Keira in the back there.

Also Lambert is fucking based. Love how much of an asshole he is and how he hates being a witcher and everything about it.

>tfw your bloodline will never have these genetics

That's his daughter.

Nah, I am comfortable with my looks. I have a gf anyway, so I think i'm going to keep that dick

Oh well, too bad I'm not the OP so I don't have to deliver.

Not any more than you consider half-bald women with pronounced manjaws cute

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>implying
Grab at all the straws you want weeb, doesn't change the fact that 90% of jap design is retarded.

So you concede that 10% are actually nice, that's really all I wanted

Yes, some Japanese design is nice, even great.

I'm not in any video games though

Are there any games with hair growth mechanics?

Fallout 4 and GTA V

I don't remember anything like it in Fallout 4. How did it work?

Well relating to OP geralt grows facial hair back if you cut it at the barber.

Well it is hinted that Lambert is the last 'future' of Witchers really. He is the youngest.

Eskel/Geralt being the 'Old Guard' while Vesemir is ancient.

Male pattern baldness

t. balding user

Is Eskel much older than Geralt? he still has his natural hair color. It's kind of funny seeing Vesemir dominate a griffin like that when you hear him saying he's too old to do anything.

Geralt got his skin and hair bleached by the trial of grasses if I remember correctly, not his age.

old heihachi looks cool. post TTT2 heihachi

Geralt is said to be around a century old though.

Yeah but he's been "The White Wolf" for a while.

So Eskel just never reached the heights that geralt did.

Eskel just never got his shit bleached. Geralt was a freak case.

Kind of a lose lose situation with this kind of thing

Anybody else wish they'd go back to the creation of the witchers and make a game around that? I find the lore so interesting.