"Hello? user? Yes, it's me, your number one most badass CEO Randy Pitchford here. Just wanted to ask you how are you enjoying the free trial of Battleborn so far. Did you upgraded your game to Full Version yet? Tons of badass content awaits you! Oh yeah, one more thing! Don't forget to tell your friends about this underrated game!"
"Hello? user? Yes, it's me, your number one most badass CEO Randy Pitchford here...
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Justin Flores
>shitpost at randy on twitter
>he not only replies to me but replies to the same post twice
Grayson Reyes
>That fake smile
>That dead inside stare
Poor Randy ;_;
William Davis
Installing now. Does it have bots? I don't like playing with people.
Nathaniel Reed
>could print money with Borderlands 3
>nah fuck it, lets make a FPS MOBA and shoehorn Duke Nukem in a shitty remaster of one of our old games
Brandon Rodriguez
Hello Pitchford.
It's me, Howard.
Don't mess with these boys, this is MY territory, understood?
Good, get the fuck out of here.
Connor Baker
Imagine that you can influence him enough to change the content of his next game. Would you fuck up his carreer beyond salvation or would you guide him to make a good game?
Ethan Richardson
The latter. The more good games that exist the better.
John Perez
I want my $60 back Randy.
Landon Thomas
Sorry, I'm too busy filling my cart with overwatch for all platforms.
Noah Martinez
Help
Parker Lee
>implying the embezzling cunt deserves redemption
Bentley Peterson
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Logan Lopez
Listen Todd, days of your hegemony are over, me and my badass helper over here will make sure of that!
Christopher James
Holy shit i forgot this went f2p lmao
Zachary Taylor
>F2P
IT'S NOT FUCKING F2P IT'S AN BADASS UNLIMITED TRIAL
Isaac Carter
don't think hamburger helper is going to save your dead game randy
Aiden Sanders
>It already lost 1100 players since last week
I love karma
Joseph Rodriguez
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Zachary Martinez
lmao
Carson Barnes
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Gabriel Rogers
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Nolan Cruz
that's just depressing
Josiah Brooks
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Evan Scott
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Ryan Nelson
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Matthew Howard
Am I the only one that actually feels a little bad for Randy when shit like this happens? I bet he was so happy to see a nice comment about his game and then gets fucking slaughtered. I wouldn't want to be in his position.
Andrew Ortiz
Like its not that it was a bad game but its pretty average save for a few interesting ideas and salvageable characters that would be better in any other game.
I think Randy is slowly catching on.
Jason Moore
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Benjamin Hill
I love how when I showed those numbers a few days ago the defense force kept saying
>"b-b-b-but its the weekday! That number isn't representative!"
It's fucking Friday. The game sucks and is dead.
Levi Reed
F
Daniel Nguyen
Bulletstorm wasn't thiers. They picked up a contract to remaster it from ea. It was People Can Fly's game.
Brandon Baker
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Mason Hughes
This is the most "JUST" I've ever seen
Christopher Davis
>I don't like playing with people.
oh, that won't be a problem
Ethan Cook
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Christopher Edwards
>Am I the only one that actually feels a little bad for Randy
Maybe, he honestly comes off as kind of an arrogant dick a lot of the time.
Jose Harris
[glass him]
Bentley Torres
I sorta feel bad.
But then I remember he claims Battleborn isn't F2P now just to save face and try to jew people because of the way the PS Store works.
Jeremiah Anderson
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Isaiah Cooper
Not after the shit he pulled with aliens and Duke. Fuck Randy. He deserves every bit. You seem to forget that this is the guy that used a valuable panel at a developers conference to whine about a tweet on stage.
Tyler Wood
>Like its not that it was a bad game
When two million people tried your beta but you only get less than 1% of those buying the game, you know it's a bad game.
Jayden Morgan
Think again
Gabriel Scott
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Noah Wright
every time
Mason Kelly
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Christopher Barnes
Someone needs to just end his misery already.
Nicholas Howard
>That fucking arm
What the fuck
Andrew Ward
Is that where Randy got the "We have 3.5 million unique players" statistic?
Noah Howard
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Alexander Price
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Angel Sanders
>Like its not that it was a bad game
Randy pls
Nathan Peterson
>Is that where Randy got the "We have 3.5 million unique players" statistic?
Yes, remember that Randy said 3.5 million people have PLAYED the game, he never mentioned anything about actual buyers
Henry Turner
You mean aside from pulling it out of Randy's own ass?
Easton Ortiz
Can anyone remember how many games have died twice, and as hard a battleborn did?
Benjamin Cox
>ywn feel boogies left tit invade your personal space.
I'm ok with this.
Jayden Thompson
>Because Overwatch is good that means my game should be good
This is the kind of mentality that spawned a million WoW clones, and then a million LeL clones, and then a million OPEN WORLD SURVIVAL CLONES, then a Hearthstone clones and now a million OW clones. (I wonder what's next?) Please note that I'm not saying these games invented their respective genres, just popularized them.
Why do people constantly try to get a slice of the biggest pie without actually putting in any effort?
Brayden Clark
I got 3.5 hours out of it, that at least accounted for something before I uninstalled it.
Its starting to make sense how he got that number despite the complete lack of players.
Isaac Hall
>this is the logic that guides Gearbox's decisions
it's all starting to make sense
Tyler Moore
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Dylan Flores
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Chase Fisher
>this kind of game
but it's not
Dylan Diaz
BALD
Nicholas Sanchez
Randyposting doesn't have the same impact as Burchposting.
For all the failure that is Battleborn and how much of a laughingstock Randy is, he's still loaded as fuck.
Eli Sanchez
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Justin Adams
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Joseph Sanchez
Stop bullying Randy!
Oliver Hall
>a game whose ambient storytelling set the minds of a generation ablaze
Jesus Christ, it's not that good.
Sebastian Cooper
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Kayden Smith
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Isaac White
>How dare you speak to me
Michael Wilson
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Ryder Collins
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Ian Wood
After reading your post, I went and checked the picture and it looks like he's sticking Randy up with his tit.
Andrew Gutierrez
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Gavin Gonzalez
Why does Randy act like a 12 year old on Twitter? Is this how a CEO acts on social media? I bet the Overwatch devs are laughing at him.
Mason Thompson
No, this is hamburger helper
Sebastian Myers
Why do companies feel a compulsive need to try to antagonize Blizzard? It has literally NEVER worked.
RIFT, Wildstar and Stillborn (I'm sure there are others) all openly challenged Blizzard's product and bombed harder than Hiroshima.
Kevin Ramirez
>Why does Randy act like a 12 year old on Twitter?
Because that's how everyone acts on Twitter.
Adam Kelly
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Chase Edwards
wakarimasen
Caleb Williams
John Carmack doesn't. He posts smart stuff and cool links. Point is that none of this is helping Battleborn.
Sebastian King
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Sebastian Evans
It's almost like the game was bad.
James Ortiz
They feel like they can do better than Blizzard and want to play the underdog. It's easy to shit on success for not being perfect but it's almost impossible to be better.
Isaiah Perry
Borderlands online with microtransactions and points that spawn once a week unless you pay in Wich case you get an entire month of them instantly
Henry Ward
Actually think the free trial is pretty good.
Probably won't get the full edition though.
Decent gameplay bad ui and character design. 5/10
Hunter Murphy
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Connor Harris
People unironically believe that there is something more to the game industry than money
William Sanchez
Only Valve can do better than Blizzard, too bad they don't have a team anymore.
Parker Lewis
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Camden Anderson
Remember that time Randy tried to promote Battleborn by saying there was Battleporn (HEEHEE I JUST REALLY WANTED TO SAY THAT) on reddit and it turned out it was a newly created subreddit with like 10 posts?
How can anyone feel sorry for him?
Jace Ramirez
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Kevin Ortiz
Post the tinyhead one
Christopher Allen
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Christian Scott
Whatever, they mostly target different but overlapping markets. Valve went for moba and Blizzard decided "fuck it, I'm going fps now". Plus they both have decades of unprecedented success. Gearbox does not.
Christian Wright
Wtf is going on here?
Nicholas Davis
Randy's tweeting Rn, someone take the piss out of him on twitter
Jace Diaz
Randy saw Sup Forums's unholy 'Worst UI ever' image that was created with hundreds of hours of love and care put into making it as bad as humanly possible and said to his staff
"Make it like that"
Logan Ross
Bullying is wrong.