Should I smash my controller?

Should I smash my controller?

Melee is the only video game I can still tolerate. I want to spent my time doing other things but I am kinda addicted to it.

do it pussy

Only if it's one of those defective controllers autists need.

post the controller to me

i could always use another one

If you're getting out of video games then fully commit and smash everything. The game, the controller, the console, and possibly even the TV. Don't puss out and half ass it.

no but someone should smash my 12 cm penis

That isn't fully committing. He should go all out, buy something really fucking expensive on credit but never pay the bills. You have to make sure you have too much debt to purchase video games. If you catch yourself playing video games take off one or two fingers, not only will it make it harder to play vidya you will also learn a painful lesson not to play them.

what type of hammer is that?

geological hammer

Yeah, video games are fore retarded manchildren. Go dig some holes in your backyard Ryan.

An MC Hammer. Don't think about touching it because you can't.

I fucking hate you, go die

you're probably better off trying to dig through your cell wall andy

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that hammer looks larger than my penis

do it faggot

you won't

Record it.

why is my penis so small

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Don't smash the controller, smash your copy of melee. You could use that controller for a better Smash Bros game.

Hint: It has "for Wii U" in the title

o-okay...?

do you want to see it

you dont understand what its like to have a small dick

If you're so addicted to it to get an idea this retarded, don't do it, you'll just buy another one

I use the controller for Netplay on dolphin.

your wiifu is tr4ash

fuck off back to v4c

brb need safety googles

you'll regret this ryan

no it's for the greater good
at some point ill learn

Just sell it instead, dummy.

Get back in the chat room and stop letting them know about net play.

I'm not a licensed Nintendo product reseller.

this thing is study as fuck. i even tried going through the start button.

so i just cut the wires. see you in two day shipping guaranteed ;3 (just kidding video games are for chumps)

Damn, I wish I had ~$80 to piss away for (you)s. You fucking faggot. Here you go kid.

You monster.

>tr4sh controller
nothing of value was lost user

Wait what? Could some one explain the new level of melee autism?

mash your skull in with the sharp end of that hammer for being an autistic fuckwit.

Only childish retards smash things when they are upset, you sore loser pussy.

>he doesnt believe in market value

Aren't these Melee controllers kinda worth something?

That controller has some nice colours

>jewing goys into giving you money for a product that is past it's time.
Only Jews could do this.

>Friend gets into Melee
>Becomes insufferable
Tell me I'm not the only one?

Sell it to someone who will use it, and make a quick buck.

dont give a fuck about 60 bucks

Malco Hammer

Sheet metal worker identified

no it's a geological hammer

mail me 60 bucks then faggot

certain controls becoming able at skipping a 7 frame turn around animation after a certain amount of use and then loose that ability after another length time.

So melee autismos buy lots of gc controllers and test the shit out of them to find the holy grail of tism-satiators

oh that is bad
you should say its metal to hide the shame