Who do you main in Mario Kart?

Who do you main in Mario Kart?

Best grill

UNF

black shy guy, because of the one in Paper Mario that guarded the chest in Shy Guy's Toybox

>he does not main black shyguy with off road and flame rider
>or based bowser jr with mr.scooty and rollers
>inb4 morton wigglers tell me i have shit taste

As a Pink gold peach main, I can say in all objectiveness, that you have shit taste

King Boo where he's available, Bowz in later games, Toad and Shy Guy for lightweights.

Green hair Inkling girl, in the Splat Buggy, using the Cyber Slick wheels with the Super Glider.

Green and Purple all over the place.

Mii
I'm just waiting for Luma to join in

>Luma and Rosalina have never been playable in the same game.
Feels like a missed opportunity.

Besides Smash Brothers

I main my boy.

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Best Koopa

>SMK
Mario
>MK64
Mario
>MKSC
Mario
>MKDD
Mario and Peach
>MKDS
Mario
>MKW
Mario
>MK7
Peach
>MK8
Wendy
>MK8D
Still Wendy

I also like playing Wario, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, Ludwig, Roy, Larry, and Lemmy

And Yoshi in mk7

This. I've been maining her since I was still in middle school.

>using bikes/ATVs
fuck you I want my Jump suit Rosalina

>bikes are bad now
what happend

All the atvs are good only if you have mk8d.

>Shit tier
How dare you shit talk my soccer mom mobille

this, pink gold peach is objectively the best character

She's just so much fun.

any large character, they're the best at pushing faggots off rainbiw road

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>not handicapping yourself by never using anyone else than your favorite character in online races

Heavy characters are for casuals.

White Shy Guy is best color

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Teal Inkling Boy

koopa or shy guy

One day... one day...

i see you are a man of taste

porn?

Not much now but we're getting there.

Koopa Troopa!

>Not using the Bone Rattler/Bowser Trike.

why do i want this Bun to bully my dick?

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I just use whoever my favorite Top/High tier is. Dry Bowser/Landship/Rollers user coming through.

AWAWAWAWA

haha

This.

Because she's
>Evil
>Cute/Sexy
>That laugh
>Rocks the color purple
and
>you're on Sup Forums

fag

>>Evil
>>Cute/Sexy
>Purple
>Bunny
welp that does it for me, anything going past that only strengths the ejaculation
Harriet and Wendy joint lewd when?

Yoshi since Mario Kart 64

>go online
>see everyone using high acceleration builds
What the fuck just happened? Everyone is using the city tripper, mr scooty, and biddybug, yet here I am using the Circuit Special with Rollers

>not liking Mario
I bet you play Luigi

Isabelle.

fuckin' stop me

bad dog

Mate, I may not be the best artist but I would love to draw that. I'll write that down for later use (pic related was not drawn by me, just to let you know).

First

sweet jesus
if you ever do draw it, i hope im on Sup Forums to see it.

Wario with the tiniest car and wheels. Ends up being pretty balanced and it's a good laugh.

Rosalina sure is playing on hard mode

Alright then, I still just hope she gets into future Mario Kart games (if the Queen Bee from Galaxy can get in, I'm sure anything can).

Mii and can you even do that in 8? I know that roster SUCKS from what I remember with wasted slots like metal and tanooki clones that nobody asked for.

Yeah, but they wear shitty helmets now.

NVM. You can.

Yoshi

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purple mascara always does shit to me. I need GTS art of her.

Since I'm not an edgy teen or a manchild, I use Luigi

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Ah, so you're autistic

>He doesn't main the dong
Explain.

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Toad master race

I'm gonna sound like a dumbass, but what does that mean?

Split time between Mario/Yoshi/Bowser.

Light: Shyguy
Heavy: Pink Gold Peach

Peach

Giantess.

Metal Mario

You mad man.... I can see that happening.

where the FUCK is the ladybug

Top tier second from right you blind goomba

my bad lel

Rosalina on the airship

>Sup Forums dislikes the old Mercedes-Benz cars
DIE FGTS

It's inevitable, but good GTS shit is sometimes hard to come by. I'm hoping it happens sooner rather than later.

Rock Mii with the Mega Man Amiibo costume in the Biddy Buggy. It's no Rush Roadster but I like it.

>picking anything but bowser on sports bike w slick
i guess you like your stats shitty

Heck yeah

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>bowser on a bike
>in a a post 3D World World
nope

DK in the Teddy Buggy.
Memes be damned, I always play best when I use DK, and he just grew on me.

A shame Diddy didn't even make it in the Switch revision.

>the roster of MK8 sucks

How, it has all the Mario characters that matter, plus most of the characters from older games?

In the thumbnail he looks like Sans (Undertale).

>wasted slots

Love this meme.

I always played Yoshi before but now that we have Koopalings I have to represent my boy Lemmy.

>Babies
>Metal Mario
>Pink Gold Peach
>Tanooki Mario
>Cat Peach

>No fucking Birdo

Yoshi.
On a bike.
Always.

Just play pink Yoshi and squint a little

its probably all the people like PInk GOld peach, baby rosalina, and each Koopaling having their own slot

Well, it has shitty characters, but the roster doesn't suck.

Why is P-wing in ok tier when it has the exact same stats as B-dasher?

That's a weird camera angle, haha