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Where is the road to Londor?

>tfw there are fags here right now that actually say kosm instead of kos

I WISH TO DEFLOWER VICAR AMELIA.

No Londor in these parts, stranger. Just Cainhurst Castle to the east. Careful though, I'm pretty sure they're all vampires.

Don't believe her lies.

Ayy lmao

Can I get some BB reaction images?

Cane is the best vanilla weapon.

Unga bunga rockstop

>FUCKING HUNTERRRSS
>GET THE FUCK OF MY BRIIIIIIDGGEEE
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEE

Cane is 2weak

>cane

That's a funny way to spell saw cleaver

AWAY
AWAY

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>vanilla
Does this mean base game or starting?

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No

Who's go that rip and tear BB edit? The one that says you've got huge blood.

Vanilla usually means no DLC (or mods).

In that case Tonitrus is the best vanilla weapon.

Can I fuck her?

AWAY! AWAY!

ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᵒʷn ᶦˢ ᶠᶦnᶦˢʰᵉᵈ

It's the Burial Blade desu

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guys is it me or is the church acting really wierd lately?, old man jenkins went to get a blood infusion the other day and he has been acting strange

YEEEOOWWWWW

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>night of the hunt, bar myself inside
>fag next door won't stop coughing, afraid he'll draw the beasts near
>asshole outsider keeps running by and talking to him
>he turns and gets slain

I even lent him my flamesprayer and he gave it to that outsider. I'll never get that back now.

Someone post that Kevin Nash wheelchair gif/webm

THIS IS A DAMN CURSE

More of a Filename image but still

Nothing annoys me more than the people that plug fleshlights into asexual characters just to make a conventional way to fuck them. There are other ways to engage in intercourse. Especially if you get weird. I mean, what's more romantic than turning into horrific, logic-defying abominations together?

Nothing but alien here

What's that smell?

So?

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>Make long-faced gentleman type character.
>Put monocle on.
>Find tophat.
>Mix and match with the fanciest looking shit you can find.
>Use can on right hand 1, and moonlight sword on right hand 2.
This is the only character in bloodborne I have and he's at level ~300 now and I don't see myself making any other. It's perfect.

Anyone knows what font Bloodborne uses?

>Missing person
>Viola

fucking shit sony just give it to the master race already.

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Okay fags, let me get this straight.

>Byrgen scientist hunters killed Kos
>Kos gave birth to the Orphan and they killed it
>Maria got very upset and sudoku
>The sin got the hunters blood cursed
>Laurence fucked off to make the church and use the cursed blood
>Willem did nothing
>Laurence fucked up
>German made contact with Moon Presence
>Moon Presence created the hunters dream that forces people to hunt beast for ????
>Rom is hiding the true nature of the Hunter's dream that's why Willem wants you to kill it
>Gehrman is a puppet and made Doll because he's a pedo

How accurate am i?

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What is that one even supposed to be? So many enemies in this game are made of bones and flappy red meat.

>hey this boss is kind of boring and doesn't really distinguish himself from the other autistic flailing beast bosses
>maybe we should improve him to make him good?
>nah, just make him poisonous
>BRILLIANT

Blood starved beast.
That thing nearly made me quit the game the first time I played.
Once I beat it (so sick of running through that entire goddamn area to reach him) I had a much easier time with the rest of the game.

Bloodborne was filled with boring shit bosses but that poison asshole isn't one of them.

Willem believed mankind would evolve through gaining insight, Laurence believed it would be through blood. I think it's pretty cool and not a coincidence that the two currencies we acquire are insight and blood.

Gehrman made the Doll because he missed Maria.

Blood-Starved Beast

This fight is about teaching you how to use items during combat, nothing more. Well, maybe avoiding grabs, but Cleric Beast has that too.

Blood Starved Beast

ARE YOU THE FUCKER CONSTANTLY SCREAMING
WELL I CAN SCREAM TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, his poison is a stupid idea.
That said, he's probably the easiest-to-parry boss in the game. You can get like five straight parries at the start of the fight because he ALWAYS tries to hit you with that right-handed attack first, even if he missed the first time.

Playing BB in my native language is weird as fuck

Rom hides more than just the true nature of the dream, she suppresses the spooky shit Mensis is trying to pull.

Maria/the doll aren't children, so Gehrman isn't a pedo. Just a creep.

What is your native language? And why is it weird?

People had problem with Blood Starved Beast? I fucking suck at Souls games, I tried beating Vicar Amelia about 25 times and I beat BSB on my first try only using 3 blood vials. How the fuck is BSB hard haha like nigga just dodge! Haha.

>Hail gud hunta mi a doll here inna dis dream to look afta yuh Honorable hunta pursue di echoes of blood an mi wi channel dem inna yuh strength yuh wi hunt beasts an mi wi be here fi yuh to embolden yuh sickly spirit."

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Vicar Amelia and every other huge asshole gave me a hard time too.

>Laurence believed it would be through blood
The impression I got was that Laurence also believed insight to be that key, he just wanted to use blood to speed up the process/as a catalyst. We would become more like the great ones if we put their blood inside us and therefore more capable of operating on the same plane as they. Wilhelm thought using blood was too dangerous while Laurence thought the risk was worth it

First time playing here

Can someone tell me where to go after killing Vicar Amelia?

THIS THREAD LACKS SPIDERS

POST SPIDERS

>How the fuck is BSB hard haha like nigga just dodge! Haha.
Because during the second half of his fights all of his attacks inflict fast poison, even if you DO dodge.

look what my hunter got me faggots

stay gelatinous you unloved fucks you'll never be appreciated as much as me

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Polish. Just feels weird especially item descriptions. I have played too many games in english in my life

Where the Priests with Black clothing holding crosses are standing, there's a path to the right that leads to the woods.

Lucifer really is a fucking scrub.

Turn left to the stairs leading to the Grand Cathedral, where the priests with the crosses are.

I dom't know, it could be anywhere. Could be left or right of the Cathedral. Could be in the Cathedral Ward. Could be the door told not to open. Could be the asshole that asks for the password. The game opens up a tad bit once you beat Amelia. Personally whenever I get stuck I just pass my time shitting around in Chalice Dungeons well thinking of where to go.

>ara ara~
>you're not attracted to and Great One like me aren't you?

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Already killed the Witch of Hemwick before killing Amelia, I also cleared out the path to right of those cords holding dudes.

That pretty much what I did before eventually fighting Amelia.

I never parried him once in my 9 characters. Walk towards him, when he goes for an attack dodge forward and to the left (his right), if he hunches over for a bit and starts growlling he going for a grab. Unless you fuck up he will never touch you.
Same as with the werewolves and many other enemies he is designed to punish players who backdash. Because the backdash is much better than in Souls games people tend to relly on it a lot. And get rekt by enemies that pose no danger whatsoever if you just dodge towards them

cross*

yeah.. but who would win

Axe is the best. It's so versatile. It has sweeps, stabs, spins and slams, and that rally is just tremendous

The worst boss of the game and i'm counting Chalice Dungeons.

>still cant recreate your characters appearance for NG+
when will fromsoft learn?

Everyone on top row.

Just need to teach Link proper rolling and he has it easy.

How'd I do?

you did generic guy #106

Not that guy but I'm also a first time player, what's the purpose of Chalice Dungeons? They just seem like time killers to me

Because he exists specifically to teach new players how to use items during combat, just like how Gascoigne exists to teach you how to parry. The poison has to stack up. It doesn't even drain HP that fast. You just have to learn to wait for an opening which is long enough to allow you to use an item.

Dante would push Bloodborne's shit in

Link and Geralt could do it, anyone else gets fucked due to lack of mobility or relative fragility compared to everything else in the game. I doubt a Xeno would last more than 10 seconds against Amygdala.

>and i'm counting Chalice Dungeons
are you sure, what about undead "whip my chains back and forward" giant also known as "invisible aoe" and "one-shoots you at 40 vit during chalice depth 3"

Those other posters are wrong. You need to go down to the central courtyard where those big giants were walking around (between the two gates) and through the doorway where you see the brainsucker. Down a staircase there you will find the password door

7/10 would Hunt with.

I don't see any problems with any of them making it through, although the bottom row will need appropriate ammo drops.

pretty sure Isaac would pull the xenos ass throughs its mouth

Reiterpallasch is in fact the most fun weapon.

couple of unique armour sets, several unique bosses, unique enemy types, beast claw (trick weapon), stronger versions of runes, different versions of you trick weapons (you can slot different gem types into them), waaaaaay stronger gems than anything in the base game or dlc

I've found that door, but where do I get the password m?

She has great eyes

You get it from the skull that Amelia was praying to

Looks like the type of guy that some Tumbler girl would make a fan page over his thick Scottish accent

after killing amelia, touch the skull she was praying to, it´s on the altar

>you will never throw a female hunter between those eyes

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